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Skye
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Lesbian
Evil
She/Her
Consensual Adulterer
My body is a machine that runs on estrogen and cialis

MDNI

Massive Battletech fan

🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

I'm all about that ✨//COSMIC & rel to 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ love

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Amor Omnia Vincit: Sic Semper Tyrannis
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🚨 Breaking: NYC no more
affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive
on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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Guess you can say I haven’t showered since last yea- wait what. what do you mean she’s in the shower at 12:22am
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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It’s not about the book. It’s about releasing the 2002 version of me who needed a horrible author to bind my (dead)name to a book my father approved of.

Thank you for protecting me so I could get here, kid. Your work is done. You’re free now.

It’s 2026 — all-new, all-openly-Jen. Happy New Year. ❤️‍🔥🐦‍🔥
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
I started estrogen one year and three hours ago.

I lost my job with the federal government a few weeks later.

This year has been hell in so many ways but I've never been happier in my entire fucking life.

My spouse is sober, I'm doing career development, I have two beautiful girlfriends...
January 1, 2026 at 5:55 AM
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Patrushev predicted that by now Ukraine would no longer exist.

I am surrounded by idiots.
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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I can hear the explosions in Brooklyn as the Socialists make their advance through Prospect Park. Pray for us.
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Joyous Hogmanay!
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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2025 in my mother fucking rear view

HNY sweet babies
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I haven't pooped all year

Should I talk to a doctor
January 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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🤣🤣
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Woah.
What the KENNEDY Center used to be…

Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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New York City has a new mayor
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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well, 2016 was a hard year, but we made it through. hopefully 2016 will be better.
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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it's twentytwentysex baybee
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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virtual ones as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again. I don't know if it's going to be for the Reds. I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox.
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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Hey guys i want to wish you all a happy halloween. Discord is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most-
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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thought i still had an extra minute so i accidentally pissed my way into the new year
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
@alea.bsky.social a gorgeous aviation enthusiast?! Hell yeah I'll follow you back!
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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Sometime I'm like a woman the way that an XB-70 is a like Concorde.
December 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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You can become a beautiful woman.

It will take less than one gram of estrogen.

It will take less than one thousand days.

It will take less effort than you think.

It will give more joy than you believe.
April 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I'm glad it's raining in SoCal tonight. The last thing I want to put up with is a bunch of urbanites trying to ring in the New Year fit to make me think I'm in Baghdad again. It would be great if everyone drinks a full bottle of champagne, leans out a window, pukes all over themselves, & passes out
a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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Suddenly reminded of that scene in chronicles of Riddick where vin diesel starts killing prison guards with a mug.
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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abuse of Hiroshi Nagai aesthetic should probably in itself see you on trial in the hague
A government of Nazi incels supervised by Nazi pedophiles who dream of deporting one-third of the country
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM