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Caius Cosades
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I'm the Imperial Spymaster for Morrowind. And, since I'm the ranking Blades agent in Morrowind, you report to me. You follow orders, and we'll get along fine.
Dems are useless and can't do politics (or maybe just don't want to)
Minnesota has to come first - always.

Today, I’m proud of the work we’ve done to make Minnesota the best place to live and raise kids.

I’ve decided to step out of the race and let others worry about the election while I focus on the work.
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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for ten years they have failed to keep trump out of office all while hollering their "orange man bad" war cry. their failures and enabling of the republican party have hurt americans irreparably. incompetence at this level cannot be rewarded any longer.
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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If you can stomach saying “even though this action was illegal it’s still good for Venezuela that he’s gone” you should be able to say something similar about Charlie Kirk
January 4, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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Incredibly funny that this is the closest Matty Yglesias will ever get to admitting he was wrong about American empire. “Looks like that leftist was right. Like a fucking IDIOT”
January 4, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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i don't know what my sons will be when they grow up but i know what they won't be and that's in the fucking military
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
January 3, 2026 at 2:12 PM
hahaha Jesus Christ
VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.

Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.

Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
fuck you
I have spoken with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and our Ambassador in Caracas. The EU is closely monitoring the situation in Venezuela.

The EU has repeatedly stated that Mr Maduro lacks legitimacy and has defended a peaceful transition. (1/2)
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
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how old were you when you realized this country was irredeemably evil? for me it was the immediate aftermath of 9/11, then even more intensely in the run-up to the invasion of iraq
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
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So I am very nervous about 2026 and 2028, assuming that elections continue to happen, which I think they will, that democrats will coast, knowing all they really have to do to get back into power is not be Trump, and not really do much else, and then the cycle will just begin again
January 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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The 2024 election was a cost of living election and a referendum on the failings of the Biden administration, and the main theme of 2025 was people mistaking that for a total cultural victory for the far right and acting accordingly, to the horror and confusion of average Americans
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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future generations will look at this period of time and see that trump served one term, failed to get reelected, attempted a coup and failed, only to get elected again anyway, and correctly determine that americans are the dumbest people who ever lived
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yikes what a dumb dumb
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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COVID really opened my eyes.

We had two paths ahead of us, and as soon as we took a single step towards THINKING about an equitable world, the rich put their full force into stopping it.

They loath humanity.
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Just retweeting Nazi propaganda on Christmas Eve instead of, ironically, spending time with his family
December 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM