Kwyjibo
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@rickperlstein.bsky.social I've been absolutely devouring Invisible Bridge - a wonderful read. Thank you for writing it. Had no idea how much the Jimmy Kimmel saga was a repeat of past behavior
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@rickperlstein.bsky.social I've been absolutely devouring Invisible Bridge - a wonderful read. Thank you for writing it. Had no idea how much the Jimmy Kimmel saga was a repeat of past behavior
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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From @theathletic.com: Mets Dog, aka Sushi the pitbull, is a fixture outside Citi Field. She is cute, friendly, and fans pay to pose with her. She hardly moves for hours at a time.
Many allege that they’re witnessing dog abuse, couched as a harmless photo op.
nyti.ms/3V0TNWo
Many allege that they’re witnessing dog abuse, couched as a harmless photo op.
nyti.ms/3V0TNWo
Outside Mets’ Citi Field, fans pay to pose with a dressed-up dog; some say it’s animal abuse
Sushi the pit bull poses for photos outside of each Mets game. Many fans shake her hand and take a photo. Others have protested instead.
nyti.ms
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
From @theathletic.com: Mets Dog, aka Sushi the pitbull, is a fixture outside Citi Field. She is cute, friendly, and fans pay to pose with her. She hardly moves for hours at a time.
Many allege that they’re witnessing dog abuse, couched as a harmless photo op.
nyti.ms/3V0TNWo
Many allege that they’re witnessing dog abuse, couched as a harmless photo op.
nyti.ms/3V0TNWo
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I will be watching The Odyssey the same way I watch every Christopher Nolan movie
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I will be watching The Odyssey the same way I watch every Christopher Nolan movie
9/11
July 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
9/11
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I've seen the people being cruel about the kids dying and it betrays a completely unprincipled view of politics as a team sport with a good side and a bad side where the people on the bad side can be subjected to any kind of abuse without threatening the abuser's moral standing. Sound familiar
July 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've seen the people being cruel about the kids dying and it betrays a completely unprincipled view of politics as a team sport with a good side and a bad side where the people on the bad side can be subjected to any kind of abuse without threatening the abuser's moral standing. Sound familiar
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“Let me tell you what this Supreme Court Decision ACTUALLY means” - guy who gets all his information from a YouTube channel called PowerfulSeinfeldKnowledge
June 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
“Let me tell you what this Supreme Court Decision ACTUALLY means” - guy who gets all his information from a YouTube channel called PowerfulSeinfeldKnowledge
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Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"
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The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The owner of Twitter sends out 100 right wing propaganda tweets every single day and the algorithm is set up so that every single person on Twitter has to see every single one of these tweets. Now here’s another piece about Blue Sky’s ideological diversity problem.
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If the Simpsons aired today, this would be their birth years
April 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
If the Simpsons aired today, this would be their birth years
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I’m sorry I’m not part of your weird old religion and I’m sorry I don’t understand this creepy annual ritual but I just think golf is boring, ok?
April 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m sorry I’m not part of your weird old religion and I’m sorry I don’t understand this creepy annual ritual but I just think golf is boring, ok?
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Guy who has only seen Idiocracy, watching society: Getting a lot of Idiocracy vibes from this…
April 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Guy who has only seen Idiocracy, watching society: Getting a lot of Idiocracy vibes from this…
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Ladies and gentlemen….we got him: @danebrugler.bsky.social
@minakimes.bsky.social save us, we need dane brugler on bsky :(
February 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ladies and gentlemen….we got him: @danebrugler.bsky.social
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
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I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
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We're so excited to share that we've acquired the Golden Princess library!
Crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head,” and “Once a Thief.”
variety.com/2025/film/as... via @variety.bsky.social
Crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head,” and “Once a Thief.”
variety.com/2025/film/as... via @variety.bsky.social
John Woo, Chow Yun-fat Classics Among 156-Film Golden Princess Library Acquired by Shout! Studios (EXCLUSIVE)
Shout! Studios acquires 156 Hong Kong action classics from Golden Princess, including John Woo, Chow Yun-Fat hits like 'Hard Boiled' and 'The Killer.'
variety.com
January 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
We're so excited to share that we've acquired the Golden Princess library!
Crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head,” and “Once a Thief.”
variety.com/2025/film/as... via @variety.bsky.social
Crown jewels include Woo’s action masterpieces “Hard Boiled,” “The Killer,” the complete “Better Tomorrow” trilogy, “Bullet in the Head,” and “Once a Thief.”
variety.com/2025/film/as... via @variety.bsky.social
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Really might be my favorite football image ever
January 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Really might be my favorite football image ever
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
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CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
December 7, 2024 at 4:59 AM
CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha