the Po' Fessor
@sixtwelve.bsky.social
If you're happy and you know it wtf?
I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time
August 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time
Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt
August 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt
The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking
August 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head
July 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head
Blue Takis might be too hot!! Thank you, you magnificent bastards
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Blue Takis might be too hot!! Thank you, you magnificent bastards
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Under a rights-based political framework states don’t have rights; human beings have rights—states are obligated to uphold them. Therefore any question about a state’s ‘right to exist’ is predicated on a fundamental conceptual incoherence
July 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Under a rights-based political framework states don’t have rights; human beings have rights—states are obligated to uphold them. Therefore any question about a state’s ‘right to exist’ is predicated on a fundamental conceptual incoherence
Team Shane all day, but Lori? Come on, man
July 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Team Shane all day, but Lori? Come on, man
I just love the movie Ronin so much. I love it so much
July 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I just love the movie Ronin so much. I love it so much
July 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We're on pace to score 200 points, so I think we're doing pretty good.
-Em Vee Phee
-Em Vee Phee
July 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We're on pace to score 200 points, so I think we're doing pretty good.
-Em Vee Phee
-Em Vee Phee
Smells like a gd campfire outside in Minneapolis tonight, due to devastating fires in Canada. And like 4 of my more dickish state Reps wrote a snotty letter to the country today to handle their disasters better
July 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Smells like a gd campfire outside in Minneapolis tonight, due to devastating fires in Canada. And like 4 of my more dickish state Reps wrote a snotty letter to the country today to handle their disasters better
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Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this.
If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
July 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Radical Solidarity with the dispossessed is literally the only way out of this.
If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
If you're cheering on deaths based on their borders then you're no different than the chuds lining up around the block to sign up for ICE.
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I think the real lesson we can take form mamdani is that if you’re even remotely put together, in your 30s, can do a coherent interview, and stay on message, you can probably primary your local dems
July 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I think the real lesson we can take form mamdani is that if you’re even remotely put together, in your 30s, can do a coherent interview, and stay on message, you can probably primary your local dems
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if you think everyone in red states deserves to die due to the choice of slightly more than half of their voters, i have some bad news for you about america on the whole
July 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
if you think everyone in red states deserves to die due to the choice of slightly more than half of their voters, i have some bad news for you about america on the whole
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Ass
Butt
Can
Derrière
End
Fanny
Glutes
Heinie
Intestinal Port
Junk
Keister
Lowrider
Moon
Nether Mouth
Opposing Counsel
Posterior
Quarters
Rectum
Seat
Tush
Underside
Vegan Genitals
Wedger
X Marks Dat Booty
Ya Bum Bum
Zoinks What A Tuchus
Butt
Can
Derrière
End
Fanny
Glutes
Heinie
Intestinal Port
Junk
Keister
Lowrider
Moon
Nether Mouth
Opposing Counsel
Posterior
Quarters
Rectum
Seat
Tush
Underside
Vegan Genitals
Wedger
X Marks Dat Booty
Ya Bum Bum
Zoinks What A Tuchus
July 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ass
Butt
Can
Derrière
End
Fanny
Glutes
Heinie
Intestinal Port
Junk
Keister
Lowrider
Moon
Nether Mouth
Opposing Counsel
Posterior
Quarters
Rectum
Seat
Tush
Underside
Vegan Genitals
Wedger
X Marks Dat Booty
Ya Bum Bum
Zoinks What A Tuchus
Butt
Can
Derrière
End
Fanny
Glutes
Heinie
Intestinal Port
Junk
Keister
Lowrider
Moon
Nether Mouth
Opposing Counsel
Posterior
Quarters
Rectum
Seat
Tush
Underside
Vegan Genitals
Wedger
X Marks Dat Booty
Ya Bum Bum
Zoinks What A Tuchus
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My milkshakes ward all the boys from the yard
And they're like, enchanted with charms
Rune light keeps me safe from harm
And they're like, enchanted with charms
Rune light keeps me safe from harm
July 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My milkshakes ward all the boys from the yard
And they're like, enchanted with charms
Rune light keeps me safe from harm
And they're like, enchanted with charms
Rune light keeps me safe from harm
DuckDuckGo: thank you for making it so easy to opt out of your AI garbage. Here's hoping others follow
July 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
DuckDuckGo: thank you for making it so easy to opt out of your AI garbage. Here's hoping others follow
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I developed a two step test for dem leadership:
1. Is this destructive act just class solidarity?
2. I’ve never made it to this one
1. Is this destructive act just class solidarity?
2. I’ve never made it to this one
Like why do I not see thousands of ads showing Trump’s empty birthday parade with sad clown music intercut with joyous packed celebrations of protest, that just straight up show him as a weak unpopular loser? Oh that’s right because Schumer doesn’t want to offend his Republican dinner party guests.
June 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I developed a two step test for dem leadership:
1. Is this destructive act just class solidarity?
2. I’ve never made it to this one
1. Is this destructive act just class solidarity?
2. I’ve never made it to this one
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I'm just going to put it out there. I hope Mamdani wins New York City...and immediately turns around and uses his notoriety and momentum to endorse Lander for governor.
New York has the opportunity to box out Cuomo, Adams, Hochul, and Stefanik in one shot. All that corruption. Gone.
New York has the opportunity to box out Cuomo, Adams, Hochul, and Stefanik in one shot. All that corruption. Gone.
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
June 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm just going to put it out there. I hope Mamdani wins New York City...and immediately turns around and uses his notoriety and momentum to endorse Lander for governor.
New York has the opportunity to box out Cuomo, Adams, Hochul, and Stefanik in one shot. All that corruption. Gone.
New York has the opportunity to box out Cuomo, Adams, Hochul, and Stefanik in one shot. All that corruption. Gone.
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
I hope the pig lady and Rufus are doing well
June 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I hope the pig lady and Rufus are doing well
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
Holy shit a new Charmin ad dropped and it's fuckin' goatse but the paper pulls apart and Mama Bear is smiling at you like the happiest rube at the fair
This is not a dril
This is not a dril
June 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Holy shit a new Charmin ad dropped and it's fuckin' goatse but the paper pulls apart and Mama Bear is smiling at you like the happiest rube at the fair
This is not a dril
This is not a dril
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the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise