the Po' Fessor
@sixtwelve.bsky.social
If you're happy and you know it wtf?
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
July 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better
Look, I know I'm beating a years-dead horse here, but I hope you don't mind me coming a little late to the party. Sláinte
June 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Look, I know I'm beating a years-dead horse here, but I hope you don't mind me coming a little late to the party. Sláinte
I'm deeply concerned my breakfast may have been directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
June 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm deeply concerned my breakfast may have been directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
[the yelling in question]
June 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
[the yelling in question]
I'm sure it'll go great
May 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm sure it'll go great
I won't, but I'm a teensy bit tempted
May 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I won't, but I'm a teensy bit tempted
Our favorite neighbor Christmas cookied us this year, and we didn't do anything for them. Hopefully these goofy shits got us even. Black magic cake, cream cheese frosting, oreo-like faces and nonpareil eyes
April 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Our favorite neighbor Christmas cookied us this year, and we didn't do anything for them. Hopefully these goofy shits got us even. Black magic cake, cream cheese frosting, oreo-like faces and nonpareil eyes
I never saw anything like this before GenZ was running around challenging everybody's morals
April 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I never saw anything like this before GenZ was running around challenging everybody's morals
A couple days ago, this was 4 bell peppers
April 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A couple days ago, this was 4 bell peppers
It's only gaining in power
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's only gaining in power
I married a bunch of apple juice concentrate and a pinch of baking yeast. Over night and it's already growing flowers
March 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I married a bunch of apple juice concentrate and a pinch of baking yeast. Over night and it's already growing flowers
Specifically, this gigantic doofus
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Specifically, this gigantic doofus
Not proof, due to the pic being from the summer, but I think it's mostly the same guys from season to season
February 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Not proof, due to the pic being from the summer, but I think it's mostly the same guys from season to season
Embroidered throw pillows idea
February 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Embroidered throw pillows idea
Answering the question, "how annoying do you have to be to overcome millions of people's literal addiction?"
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Answering the question, "how annoying do you have to be to overcome millions of people's literal addiction?"
Like, I think these seats were $35 plus an abusive Ticketmaster fee, making them closer to 50
November 19, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Like, I think these seats were $35 plus an abusive Ticketmaster fee, making them closer to 50
Hotel Artemis - 57%
October 19, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Hotel Artemis - 57%
KNEEL, MORTALS, AND GREET YOUR DOOM. SOB IN YOUR AWE FOR THE MIGHTY DARK LORD
October 11, 2024 at 2:14 PM
KNEEL, MORTALS, AND GREET YOUR DOOM. SOB IN YOUR AWE FOR THE MIGHTY DARK LORD
You a real one, Return of the Living Dead
October 4, 2024 at 5:12 AM
You a real one, Return of the Living Dead