Sissy (One Pride 🦁💙🤍)
@sissyblade.bsky.social
Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
Pinned
Me on the outside: *calmly sipping tea*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
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The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders.
If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.
The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.
If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.
The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.
Dems didn't brand "white dudes" as the "bad guy" as Portnoy suggests. We branded people who support a toxic, hate-filled convicted felon who abuses women and lies constantly about everything as the bad guys, and they just happen to be disproportionately white men.
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
www.mediaite.com/politics/dav...
Dave Portnoy Says He Turned on Dems Because They Branded 'White Dudes' Society's 'Bad Guy'
Barstool Sports boss Dave Portnoy said he flipped to supporting Republicans because Democrats branded "white dudes" as the "bad guy" in America during the Biden Administration
www.mediaite.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Democrats called out racist shitbags and serial sex offenders.
If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.
The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.
If you heard those attacks and felt they were calling *you* out personally, then that's entirely on you, champ.
The rest of us white guys didn't hear that. At all.
You had ONE JOB, Vikings!
ONE! JOB!
ONE! JOB!
November 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You had ONE JOB, Vikings!
ONE! JOB!
ONE! JOB!
Ooh, LORDY...
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ooh, LORDY...
Uh... Bears?
What did I just watch here?
What did I just watch here?
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Uh... Bears?
What did I just watch here?
What did I just watch here?
Something tells me that we've gone beyond "Get the popcorn and watch the disaster unfold"...
November 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Something tells me that we've gone beyond "Get the popcorn and watch the disaster unfold"...
The best thing about NyQuil Bowl II is--
*promptly runs away with the NFC North lead*
*promptly runs away with the NFC North lead*
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The best thing about NyQuil Bowl II is--
*promptly runs away with the NFC North lead*
*promptly runs away with the NFC North lead*
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Oh yeah this one can fuck right off. Goodbye forever, Miranda. Nixon, hopefully one day you'll gain some sense and less atrocious taste in partners.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh yeah this one can fuck right off. Goodbye forever, Miranda. Nixon, hopefully one day you'll gain some sense and less atrocious taste in partners.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
SHOW ME THE GAME, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS ORANGE BUTTHOLE TALKING
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
SHOW ME THE GAME, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS ORANGE BUTTHOLE TALKING
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Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
After I told my BF all the wacky ass shit that's been going on, ESPECIALLY in the Bills/Dolphins game, he simply replied with:
"Season is drunk. Superb Owl should be won by vacant."
"Season is drunk. Superb Owl should be won by vacant."
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
After I told my BF all the wacky ass shit that's been going on, ESPECIALLY in the Bills/Dolphins game, he simply replied with:
"Season is drunk. Superb Owl should be won by vacant."
"Season is drunk. Superb Owl should be won by vacant."
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
Take a shot for every sack and punt in this Thursday Night Handegg game.
(Don't, your liver will ragequit on you)
(Don't, your liver will ragequit on you)
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Take a shot for every sack and punt in this Thursday Night Handegg game.
(Don't, your liver will ragequit on you)
(Don't, your liver will ragequit on you)
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“I did not kill the president. The doctors did that. I merely shot him.”
—Charles J. Guiteau, charged with the death of President James A. Garfield, 1882
Let’s get into it. 🧵⬇️
—Charles J. Guiteau, charged with the death of President James A. Garfield, 1882
Let’s get into it. 🧵⬇️
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
“I did not kill the president. The doctors did that. I merely shot him.”
—Charles J. Guiteau, charged with the death of President James A. Garfield, 1882
Let’s get into it. 🧵⬇️
—Charles J. Guiteau, charged with the death of President James A. Garfield, 1882
Let’s get into it. 🧵⬇️
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Because staffers were always mistaking the oval shaped office for something else?
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Because staffers were always mistaking the oval shaped office for something else?
Calendar STILL calling it...
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Calendar STILL calling it...
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Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?
I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
I see that CBS chose not to air this part. It probably explains much of what they did decide to air.
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wait, did they edit an interview? Did they not air every second?
I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
I heard that’s grounds for a multimillion lawsuit
My dumb ass is screaming "A TIE IS STRONGER THAN A LOSS!" at the Raiders right now.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My dumb ass is screaming "A TIE IS STRONGER THAN A LOSS!" at the Raiders right now.
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Panthers get a walkoff FG to beat the Packers at Lambeau
November 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Panthers get a walkoff FG to beat the Packers at Lambeau
So... I'm nearly convinced that EVERYONE is gonna head to the cabinet, to hell with who wins and loses.
November 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So... I'm nearly convinced that EVERYONE is gonna head to the cabinet, to hell with who wins and loses.
I'm already missing the bye week 🙃
November 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm already missing the bye week 🙃