Sissy
@sissyblade.bsky.social
Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
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Sissy
@sissyblade.bsky.social
· Jan 28
Me on the outside: *calmly sipping tea*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
Me on the inside: *constant angrish*
oh holy moly
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 AM
oh holy moly
OH, GOOD LORD...
January 17, 2026 at 11:31 PM
OH, GOOD LORD...
I said the whole government name in shock.
You know you're in trouble when the whole government name comes out.
You know you're in trouble when the whole government name comes out.
JOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I said the whole government name in shock.
You know you're in trouble when the whole government name comes out.
You know you're in trouble when the whole government name comes out.
Uh...
Oh...
Oh, dear...
Oh...
Oh, dear...
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Uh...
Oh...
Oh, dear...
Oh...
Oh, dear...
My aging ass feels like I can shovel snow once a year now.
Shoveled yesterday and today.
Now I'm sore. Gonna get the heated blanket and a cup of tea.
Shoveled yesterday and today.
Now I'm sore. Gonna get the heated blanket and a cup of tea.
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
My aging ass feels like I can shovel snow once a year now.
Shoveled yesterday and today.
Now I'm sore. Gonna get the heated blanket and a cup of tea.
Shoveled yesterday and today.
Now I'm sore. Gonna get the heated blanket and a cup of tea.
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Consumers don’t know if their medications came from factories that used dirty water, were infested by insects or birds, or were outright banned from shipping drugs to the U.S.
Our new tool provides answers that the FDA won’t 👇
Our new tool provides answers that the FDA won’t 👇
Rx Inspector: ProPublica’s New Tool Provides Drug Info the FDA Won’t
We’ve launched a first-of-its-kind app to help you find out where your generic drugs come from and see the track records of the factories that made them.
www.propublica.org
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Consumers don’t know if their medications came from factories that used dirty water, were infested by insects or birds, or were outright banned from shipping drugs to the U.S.
Our new tool provides answers that the FDA won’t 👇
Our new tool provides answers that the FDA won’t 👇
Serpentico must be highly amused at seeing Jon getting the stuffing beat out of him.
January 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Serpentico must be highly amused at seeing Jon getting the stuffing beat out of him.
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So you're telling me that the three flavors of MAN CEREAL are Fruity, Salted Fudge, & Maple Bacon and not Sharknado, WD40, & Gun??
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
So you're telling me that the three flavors of MAN CEREAL are Fruity, Salted Fudge, & Maple Bacon and not Sharknado, WD40, & Gun??
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Just go ahead and block them
January 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Just go ahead and block them
Took the day off work.
Got a cake.
Aaron Rodgers got blown up by the Texans defense.
Pretty good birthday for me.
Got a cake.
Aaron Rodgers got blown up by the Texans defense.
Pretty good birthday for me.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Took the day off work.
Got a cake.
Aaron Rodgers got blown up by the Texans defense.
Pretty good birthday for me.
Got a cake.
Aaron Rodgers got blown up by the Texans defense.
Pretty good birthday for me.
So. Uh. This season went off the rails.
My fault for thinking that the goddamn playoffs would be normal, too. 🤣
My fault for thinking that the goddamn playoffs would be normal, too. 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
So. Uh. This season went off the rails.
My fault for thinking that the goddamn playoffs would be normal, too. 🤣
My fault for thinking that the goddamn playoffs would be normal, too. 🤣
My middle school had three:
-You were late, you missed the entire first period. Good luck catching up.
-Entrances/exits were separated by grade level (5th/7th and 6th/8th).
-STAIRWAYS were assigned to up, down, and up AND down. No going up the down stairs for the fastest path to class, loser.
-You were late, you missed the entire first period. Good luck catching up.
-Entrances/exits were separated by grade level (5th/7th and 6th/8th).
-STAIRWAYS were assigned to up, down, and up AND down. No going up the down stairs for the fastest path to class, loser.
What was the most bullshit rule you had in your school?
Mine was we were only allowed in the building if we were in a classroom or eating in the canteen. Including between lessons. So no matter the weather, we had to leave class, leave through the nearest exit then walk outside to our next class.
Mine was we were only allowed in the building if we were in a classroom or eating in the canteen. Including between lessons. So no matter the weather, we had to leave class, leave through the nearest exit then walk outside to our next class.
January 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
My middle school had three:
-You were late, you missed the entire first period. Good luck catching up.
-Entrances/exits were separated by grade level (5th/7th and 6th/8th).
-STAIRWAYS were assigned to up, down, and up AND down. No going up the down stairs for the fastest path to class, loser.
-You were late, you missed the entire first period. Good luck catching up.
-Entrances/exits were separated by grade level (5th/7th and 6th/8th).
-STAIRWAYS were assigned to up, down, and up AND down. No going up the down stairs for the fastest path to class, loser.
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Lions and Vikings fans getting ready to hate watch the game knowing a team in their division will be eliminated. #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Bears #Lions #Packers #Vikings
spongebob and patrick are playing a video game
ALT: spongebob and patrick are playing a video game
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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There has to be a reckoning. Not optional.
DHS now confirming in a. statement that an ICE officer did shoot and kill someone at the site of a raid.
January 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
There has to be a reckoning. Not optional.
Oh.
OH, LORDY!
OH, LORDY!
BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens have fired head coach John Harbaugh, ending his 18-year run with the franchise, a source tells @diannarussini.bsky.social.
January 6, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Oh.
OH, LORDY!
OH, LORDY!
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On this day in history, a mob of brainless thugs, directed by Donald J. Trump, vandalized and desecrated the U.S. Capitol, bent on disrupting the function of our democracy.
Tell your children to never forget. 1/6/21
Tell your children to never forget. 1/6/21
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 PM
On this day in history, a mob of brainless thugs, directed by Donald J. Trump, vandalized and desecrated the U.S. Capitol, bent on disrupting the function of our democracy.
Tell your children to never forget. 1/6/21
Tell your children to never forget. 1/6/21
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This guy here is dead 👇
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
This guy here is dead 👇
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Aaron Rodgers is gonna give the whole league the measles and fuck up the playoffs for everybody
January 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Aaron Rodgers is gonna give the whole league the measles and fuck up the playoffs for everybody
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Pretty weak. I would have gone with “everybody is very, very, very, just totally, totally, just totally, totally, totally, very totally troubled."
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Pretty weak. I would have gone with “everybody is very, very, very, just totally, totally, just totally, totally, totally, very totally troubled."
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Be sure to have the name of the office you want to be directed to and that be all you say to them bc if you say anything that isnt direct instruction they will hang up on you
Capitol switchboard
(202) 225-3121
Call your reps. Demand impeachment.
No illegal war in our names.
(202) 225-3121
Call your reps. Demand impeachment.
No illegal war in our names.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Be sure to have the name of the office you want to be directed to and that be all you say to them bc if you say anything that isnt direct instruction they will hang up on you
Now this ferret headed fool is just rambling on about whatever the fuck.
Lord...
Lord...
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Now this ferret headed fool is just rambling on about whatever the fuck.
Lord...
Lord...
It's only the third day of the year, and I'm so bloody *tired*, y'all.
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
It's only the third day of the year, and I'm so bloody *tired*, y'all.
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Trump has pardoned MULTIPLE drug dealers - Silk Road, Binance, former President of Honduras - so this has NOTHING to do with fighting drugs.
This is about oil, only oil, only ways for Trump to enrich himself and his political and financial allies.
zeteo.com/p/venezuela-...
This is about oil, only oil, only ways for Trump to enrich himself and his political and financial allies.
zeteo.com/p/venezuela-...
Trump's Venezuela Attack: It’s All About the Oil, Stupid!
Here are five times Donald Trump himself admitted that illegally attacking Venezuela and toppling Nicolás Maduro was aimed at seizing the country’s massive oil reserves.
zeteo.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Trump has pardoned MULTIPLE drug dealers - Silk Road, Binance, former President of Honduras - so this has NOTHING to do with fighting drugs.
This is about oil, only oil, only ways for Trump to enrich himself and his political and financial allies.
zeteo.com/p/venezuela-...
This is about oil, only oil, only ways for Trump to enrich himself and his political and financial allies.
zeteo.com/p/venezuela-...
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FLASHBACK—Trump in 2023: When I left, Venezuela was ready to collapse. We would have taken it over, we would have gotten all that oil.
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
FLASHBACK—Trump in 2023: When I left, Venezuela was ready to collapse. We would have taken it over, we would have gotten all that oil.
It's rainy, I'm tired, I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, ALL MY DAMN TEAMS LOST THIS WEEKEND...
...but at least there's a Tank Bowl today. Oh, glorious Tank Bowl.
...but at least there's a Tank Bowl today. Oh, glorious Tank Bowl.
December 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's rainy, I'm tired, I don't wanna go to work tomorrow, ALL MY DAMN TEAMS LOST THIS WEEKEND...
...but at least there's a Tank Bowl today. Oh, glorious Tank Bowl.
...but at least there's a Tank Bowl today. Oh, glorious Tank Bowl.