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Sissy (One Pride 🦁💙🤍)
@sissyblade.bsky.social
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Anxious Millennial Trash Panda. Made fun of bad fanfics (including her own) in the past. Often tired as heck.
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Calendar STILL calling it...
From the Effin' Birds day calendar for November 4, 2025. Text reads "au revoir to your bullshit"
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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An actual text conversation between myself and my mother. (I'm watching the Falcons/Panthers game, she's watching the Bengals/Vikings game)
Text conversation: Ma: B 3 - V 31 Ma: 34 Me: I was like, WTF is B-V? Then I realized. WDYM THE VIKINGS HAVE 31 BLOODY POINTS, MA?! Me: ...34?! Me: WHAT?!
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Banner hung outside Ford Field today... probably:
A banner that says "Welcome Home Cheater" is hung on the outside of a house.
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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UGGGHHHHH....
Gordon Ramsay burying his face in his hands
September 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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When you realize that Week 1 has the NFC North facing each other...
Text from UrinatingTree's "This Week in Sportsball": "You know the drill: The NFC North wants to kill each other"
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Ironically, it matches with the day calendar!
Effin' Birds day calendar for August 29, 2025. Text says "keep that shit to yourself".
August 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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To that guy...
A still of Alyssa Edwards with the text "Bitch, sit yo ass down and shut the hell up, bitch!"
July 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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No cheating, post your lock screen
A black and white picture of Hangman with the AEW Men's World Championship
July 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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You're damn right I arranged my ink stamps to my liking. 🩷💜💙
An ink stamp set arranged to look like the colors of the bisexual pride flag.
June 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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@effinbirds.com calendar still accurate to current events? Yup!
Effin' Birds day calendar for June 6, 2025. Text says, "so glad I could witness this monumental fuckup".
June 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Get in, loser, we're posting lockscreens
A phone lockscreen picture of Hangman drinking whiskey in front of Swerve's childhood home
May 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Of COURSE Hangman messed up at...
(Checks notes)
HANGMAN?!
What IS it with this man fucking up at word games? I haven't forgotten the time he screwed up at Wordle! 😂
Hangman attempts to solve a Wordle puzzle. He begins with getting four letters correct in the first attempt only to end up with none of the letters being correct on the final attempt.
April 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I actually got up on time, made it to work on time...
And the internet is down at work.
WHICH MEANS THAT I CAN'T CLOCK IN TO WORK.
(The @effinbirds.com day calendar STILL remains accurate. At least I let my boss know about this mishap.)
From the Effin' Birds calendar for April 14, 2025. Text is, "clearly I came in at the wrong fuckin time".
April 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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LET'S GO KICK FRIDAY'S ASS!
@effinbirds.com
Effin' Birds day calendar for March 7, 2025: "Pardon me while I kick your ass"
March 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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When your feed becomes super accurate:
A post that summarizes that NRCC members should not do town halls. Underneath the post, an Effin' Birds post that simply says, "What the Fuck".
March 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Great minds think alike...?
A post that states "brother i'm pregnant" The response: "...you too?"
February 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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@effinbirds.com I think your calendar just called me out for getting paid today. It really IS aware! 🤣
Effin' Birds text for Friday, February 21, 2025: "you get paid for this horseshit?"
February 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Well, since I've seen folks in my feed mess around with this image creator here, I've decided to play along, too.
Image created by nyurei's avatar creator.
February 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Seriously, did the @effinbirds.com day calendar know everything ahead of time?
From the day calendar: "Setting your dick on fire all the time must be exhausting"
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Feels fitting, considering the current situation...
A mug with a bird and the text, "Can we have a break between cluster fucks"
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I ain't watching that dumb shit today...
Fitting quote for today from the @effinbirds.com calendar.
A quote from the Effin' Birds day calendar that says, "not today, fuckface!"
January 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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From the good ol' @effinbirds.com day calendar.
Nobody likes gettin' older, probably...
(Yes, my birthday is on the 12th. Hooray. 🎂)
A picture of a bird with the text "NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT!"
January 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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As a bonus, when I said that I wasn't gonna break my neck, I knew that my pictures would be shitty if I tried to take them. So I tried, anyway. Have a laugh at my crappy photography if you want.
A crappy snapshot of Motor City Casino Yet another crappy shot of Motor City Casino A third crappy picture of Motor City Casino
January 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Well, the other time has come. (Thank my ma for snapping this for me!)
A picture of Motor City Casino lit in blue.
January 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Yeah, downtown is going nuts for the Lions.
A picture of Michigan Central Station lit in blue in support of the Lions in the playoffs.
January 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM