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Lauren Bacall's "Mmmmm" sounds like a cross between Frankenstein's monster and a chainsaw cutting a tree down at a distance of around half a mile down the road.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lauren Bacall's "Mmmmm" sounds like a cross between Frankenstein's monster and a chainsaw cutting a tree down at a distance of around half a mile down the road.
On any given day, I'm a solid 2, 6, and 7, but my hope is to become an 8 (that kid is dead, right?)
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
On any given day, I'm a solid 2, 6, and 7, but my hope is to become an 8 (that kid is dead, right?)
I can't even imagine how much it cost to stage this lavish special, "Wicked: One Wonderful Night", with a stunning stage set at LA's Dolby Theatre, as well as top-notch performances, costumes, choreography, orchestra, prerecorded interstitial segments, planning, staging, direction, etc. Amazing!
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I can't even imagine how much it cost to stage this lavish special, "Wicked: One Wonderful Night", with a stunning stage set at LA's Dolby Theatre, as well as top-notch performances, costumes, choreography, orchestra, prerecorded interstitial segments, planning, staging, direction, etc. Amazing!
I have to make a list of Apple TV series that I can binge-watch during the winter during a free trial. I'd seen the first seasons of "Severance", "The Morning Show", and "Schmigadoon!", and I still haven't seen the final season of "Ted Lasso", so I've got a lot to catch up on.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have to make a list of Apple TV series that I can binge-watch during the winter during a free trial. I'd seen the first seasons of "Severance", "The Morning Show", and "Schmigadoon!", and I still haven't seen the final season of "Ted Lasso", so I've got a lot to catch up on.
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Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dad Reaches Age Where It's No Longer Enjoyable To Make Fun Of How Old He Is https://theonion.com/dad-reaches-age-where-its-no-longer-enjoyable-to-make-f-1819571904/
Even if their baseless assertion were true, a person can only be an informant if they had been an insider (i.e. participant, accomplice, co-conspirator, enabler, etc.).
QAnon influencers have baselessly suggested that newly released Jeffrey Epstein emails show Trump was an “informant” against Epstein.
It comes as the QAnon community has for months tried to rationalize Trump opposing the Epstein files’ release.
My latest:
It comes as the QAnon community has for months tried to rationalize Trump opposing the Epstein files’ release.
My latest:
QAnon influencers baselessly suggest newly released Epstein emails show Trump was an “informant” against Epstein
Multiple online influencers affiliated with the QAnon conspiracy theory — which falsely asserts that a secret satanic pedophile cabal that included Jeffrey Epstein runs the world — are baselessly sugg...
www.mediamatters.org
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Even if their baseless assertion were true, a person can only be an informant if they had been an insider (i.e. participant, accomplice, co-conspirator, enabler, etc.).
It's interesting that the headline is portraying this as Epstein's "obsession" with Trump, instead of just an indicator of the fact that the two were thick as thieves. I'm sure that in my own communications I probably mention my closest friends and family members more than I mention other people.
NEW: President Trump mentioned over 1,000 times in Epstein files, more than anyone else. (gift) www.miamiherald.com/article31290...
Epstein files reveal his obsession with Trump
The president is mentioned over a thousand times in sex trafficker’s emails
www.miamiherald.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It's interesting that the headline is portraying this as Epstein's "obsession" with Trump, instead of just an indicator of the fact that the two were thick as thieves. I'm sure that in my own communications I probably mention my closest friends and family members more than I mention other people.
A chance? Losing? He lost whatever mind he had a LONG time ago. There is no mind in that hollow, tumbleweed-topped coconut that's perched upon his shoulders. He operates on an innate ability to manipulate the easily-influenced, courtesy of his mercenary, lizard-brained, animal instinct.
Hear me out …
I think there’s a chance Trump might be losing his mind.
I think there’s a chance Trump might be losing his mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
A chance? Losing? He lost whatever mind he had a LONG time ago. There is no mind in that hollow, tumbleweed-topped coconut that's perched upon his shoulders. He operates on an innate ability to manipulate the easily-influenced, courtesy of his mercenary, lizard-brained, animal instinct.
I love the funny captions on posts from the medioevosplatter account on Instagram. If you don't understand Italian, you can use the "See translation" feature. I relate to this one on a profound level:
"What is your morning routine? "
“Ah, first find the will to live.”
"What is your morning routine? "
“Ah, first find the will to live.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I love the funny captions on posts from the medioevosplatter account on Instagram. If you don't understand Italian, you can use the "See translation" feature. I relate to this one on a profound level:
"What is your morning routine? "
“Ah, first find the will to live.”
"What is your morning routine? "
“Ah, first find the will to live.”
The process of "damnatio memoriae" is going to take us years, and cost us quite a lot of money, but he shouldn't be commemorated in any way, just taught about in history classes as a cautionary tale.
Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
The Verdict of History
Trump and his fascist glorification
robertreich.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The process of "damnatio memoriae" is going to take us years, and cost us quite a lot of money, but he shouldn't be commemorated in any way, just taught about in history classes as a cautionary tale.
So, if we were to refrain from calling Epstein and Trump pedophiles and were to call them statutory rapists instead, would that satisfy Megyn Kelly? I doubt it. I'm curious to know what kinds of excuses and defenses she'd come up with for that, though.
"don't worry, he's just into 15-year-olds" perhaps not as exculpatory as you think
Also 15-year-olds are not "barely legal." They are minors.
Also 15-year-olds are not "barely legal." They are minors.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So, if we were to refrain from calling Epstein and Trump pedophiles and were to call them statutory rapists instead, would that satisfy Megyn Kelly? I doubt it. I'm curious to know what kinds of excuses and defenses she'd come up with for that, though.
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If police are surveilling a brothel or a crack house and you go inside, they are NOT surveilling you... you are entering the scene of a crime. The difference isn't complicated to see, at least not for anyone who uses his brain to think. Or for anyone who isn't hoping for a million-dollar payoff.
Tommy wants his $1 million bucks from the taxpayers. He’s treating us like one of the college football programs that paid him to leave.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If police are surveilling a brothel or a crack house and you go inside, they are NOT surveilling you... you are entering the scene of a crime. The difference isn't complicated to see, at least not for anyone who uses his brain to think. Or for anyone who isn't hoping for a million-dollar payoff.
They've been insisting all along that tariffs don't get passed on to consumers in the form of price increases, yet tariffs are being rolled back to lower prices. How can members of the dimwitted MAGA doomsday cult STILL not see that they were being lied to all along (the rest of us already knew).
Trump’s new “affordability” push is basically reversing the tariffs he said would never cause un-affordability.
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They've been insisting all along that tariffs don't get passed on to consumers in the form of price increases, yet tariffs are being rolled back to lower prices. How can members of the dimwitted MAGA doomsday cult STILL not see that they were being lied to all along (the rest of us already knew).
Great Orange Leader has revealed his "affordability" plan... and this is it*
*NOTE: Due to the rising costs of ground beef and other meats, you'll have to substitute it with fresh roadkill
*NOTE: Due to the rising costs of ground beef and other meats, you'll have to substitute it with fresh roadkill
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Great Orange Leader has revealed his "affordability" plan... and this is it*
*NOTE: Due to the rising costs of ground beef and other meats, you'll have to substitute it with fresh roadkill
*NOTE: Due to the rising costs of ground beef and other meats, you'll have to substitute it with fresh roadkill
"The Real Housewives of the White House"
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"The Real Housewives of the White House"
Someday, people will ask... "Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that the penny was killed?"
After 232, there will be no more pennies. The very last one was minted in Philadelphia today.
After 232, there will be no more pennies. The very last one was minted in Philadelphia today.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Someday, people will ask... "Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that the penny was killed?"
After 232, there will be no more pennies. The very last one was minted in Philadelphia today.
After 232, there will be no more pennies. The very last one was minted in Philadelphia today.
I haven't had a Christmas tree in 6 years, but if I were to do it again, I would want ornaments like these...
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I haven't had a Christmas tree in 6 years, but if I were to do it again, I would want ornaments like these...
I would order one of these, but I suspect that I’d probably receive something that doesn’t look nearly as nice as this one.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I would order one of these, but I suspect that I’d probably receive something that doesn’t look nearly as nice as this one.
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Great Orange Leader and his dimwitted doomsday cult aren't swayed by facts.
Fresh insights from my colleagues @brookings.edu: fraud under universal vote-by-mail is extremely low
They find that mail voting has substantial benefits 4 the election administration & millions of voters
Find out more👇 –TN
www.brookings.edu/articles/mai...
They find that mail voting has substantial benefits 4 the election administration & millions of voters
Find out more👇 –TN
www.brookings.edu/articles/mai...
Mail voting fraud: Data points to low risk and high benefits for voters | Brookings
Analysis finds mail voting fraud in the U.S. is exceedingly rare and shows universal vote-by-mail boosts access, turnout, and cost efficiency.
www.brookings.edu
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Great Orange Leader and his dimwitted doomsday cult aren't swayed by facts.
My friend Beth is traveling and she sent this photo to me, along with the question, “Am I in P-town?”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My friend Beth is traveling and she sent this photo to me, along with the question, “Am I in P-town?”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He came in like a wrecking ball...
André-Henri Dargelas (1828-1906), "Le tour du monde", circa 1860
André-Henri Dargelas (1828-1906), "Le tour du monde", circa 1860
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
He came in like a wrecking ball...
André-Henri Dargelas (1828-1906), "Le tour du monde", circa 1860
André-Henri Dargelas (1828-1906), "Le tour du monde", circa 1860
One of the reasons that I left Facebook (besides Zuckerberg's sucking up to Great Orange Leader, as well as implemented algorithms that shove propaganda, lies, AI, and right-wing pages in my face) was that I got sick of seeing posts like this from ignorant fools and bots...
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
One of the reasons that I left Facebook (besides Zuckerberg's sucking up to Great Orange Leader, as well as implemented algorithms that shove propaganda, lies, AI, and right-wing pages in my face) was that I got sick of seeing posts like this from ignorant fools and bots...