They're disparaging people with tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair, as if there are no MAGAts who do the same. Shouldn't those members of the cult find this kind of personal attack of such things to be offensive?

Well, if Edward Everett Horton was their potential love interest, it's no wonder that they were lonely.

Aunt Pitty-Pat didn't want to break the date because she heard that Great Orange Leader gives head.

I want to find a copy of this just so I can quote it randomly, sprinkling conversations with her wisdom, apropos of absolutely nothing that may have preceded it within the discussion.

The "your" is always a fine indicator of what you're dealing with.

He's a participant in pedophilia, rape, sex trafficking, etc., so of course he's cool with it.

What would someone like this say if you were to tell him to replace "Tr*mp" in his post with "Obama", "Biden", or "Clinton"? They'd argue that being against those presidents was an example of their love of country and patriotism, yet they don't grant their opponents the same grace to dissent/resist.

The finale of the special wasn't a song from "Wicked". Instead, they had Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande do their version of Barbra Streisand and Judy Garland's legendary mashup of "Get Happy" and "Happy Days are Here Again"

And seeing Carol Burnett on the "Palm Royale" poster makes me wish that I could find "Fresno", Burnett's 1986 spoof of primetime soap operas like "Falcon Crest", "Dynasty", and "Dallas".

Greg (gregmaraio on Instagram) is very talented, and he's been creating Jerri Blank busts and dolls for quite some time now. I think you'd love many of his other creations, too.

Trees and apples are too benign for these two. It's more accurate to use this variation of the old proverb:

The turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.

Even if their baseless assertion were true, a person can only be an informant if they had been an insider (i.e. participant, accomplice, co-conspirator, enabler, etc.).