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The finale of the special wasn't a song from "Wicked". Instead, they had Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande do their version of Barbra Streisand and Judy Garland's legendary mashup of "Get Happy" and "Happy Days are Here Again"
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All you ladies, Pope your pussy like this.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Lauren Bacall's "Mmmmm" sounds like a cross between Frankenstein's monster and a chainsaw cutting a tree down at a distance of around half a mile down the road.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
On any given day, I'm a solid 2, 6, and 7, but my hope is to become an 8 (that kid is dead, right?)
November 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I can't even imagine how much it cost to stage this lavish special, "Wicked: One Wonderful Night", with a stunning stage set at LA's Dolby Theatre, as well as top-notch performances, costumes, choreography, orchestra, prerecorded interstitial segments, planning, staging, direction, etc. Amazing!
November 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
And seeing Carol Burnett on the "Palm Royale" poster makes me wish that I could find "Fresno", Burnett's 1986 spoof of primetime soap operas like "Falcon Crest", "Dynasty", and "Dallas".
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I have to make a list of Apple TV series that I can binge-watch during the winter during a free trial. I'd seen the first seasons of "Severance", "The Morning Show", and "Schmigadoon!", and I still haven't seen the final season of "Ted Lasso", so I've got a lot to catch up on.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Greg (gregmaraio on Instagram) is very talented, and he's been creating Jerri Blank busts and dolls for quite some time now. I think you'd love many of his other creations, too.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I love the funny captions on posts from the medioevosplatter account on Instagram. If you don't understand Italian, you can use the "See translation" feature. I relate to this one on a profound level:

"What is your morning routine? "

“Ah, first find the will to live.”
November 15, 2025 at 10:18 AM
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight

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November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You all will just have to find meat-stretching techniques from Depression-era and World War II cookbook recipes.
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Great Orange Leader has revealed his "affordability" plan... and this is it*

*NOTE: Due to the rising costs of ground beef and other meats, you'll have to substitute it with fresh roadkill
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"The Real Housewives of the White House"
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Someday, people will ask... "Do you remember where you were when you heard the news that the penny was killed?"

After 232, there will be no more pennies. The very last one was minted in Philadelphia today.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I haven't had a Christmas tree in 6 years, but if I were to do it again, I would want ornaments like these...
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I would order one of these, but I suspect that I’d probably receive something that doesn’t look nearly as nice as this one.
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And they make a vegetarian version, too...
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Here is the real can, with a guide to the layers...
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM