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The Ariana Grande of Accounting
@sirend.bsky.social
not the “standard edition” of your “midwest” girl in Kansas🖤🦄 🌻🔭 #trialwatcher

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Musically obsessed🎤🎶🎧

id rather be reading a book on a patio or in a jazz club then stumbling home to my cats and dog📚🎷🎺
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Confession: I eat egg noodles like potato chips….
The button story carries forward
Toad ran home and slammed the door. There, on the floor, he saw his white, four-holed, big, round, thick button.
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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the moon made me do it
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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him : i like you.
me : it will be the saddest truth of your life.
January 22, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
What a day…. Hope you are all warm and safe. You are precious and loved my sweets💕💕✨✨
January 31, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Never signed up
i was deleting tiktok before it was cool

posers
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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Puff puff passtrami wut I like meats
January 29, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Forever mad at the universe for insisting I participate in it
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 AM
“ITS NOT HANDS THAT CALLED US

IT IS DESIRE”
My trauma and I continue onto number two picking up from our favorite one liner🖤✨
My Snapchat is just live cuts😅😅
January 29, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My boss and I at work during January as bookkeepers
January 29, 2026 at 6:09 AM
*showing*

I fixed it since words are trash
Telling my girlfriend I love her every 10-15 minutes until she dumps me.
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Confession: I eat egg noodles like potato chips….
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Why did I put so much hot sauce on my pulled pork nachos, the pork I made, idk but I have regrets…🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️😅😅
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Omg I fucking hate me
January 27, 2026 at 5:42 AM
My trauma and I continue onto number two picking up from our favorite one liner🖤✨
My Snapchat is just live cuts😅😅
January 29, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Anyway

JESUS
WEPT

WE HAVE SUCH HEIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

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My Snapchat is just live cuts😅😅
January 29, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I’m already fucking dying who cares my kids have NONE of this and THATS what matters
Forty percent of Americans believe bottled water is safer than tap water, and hope to avoid contaminants like lead or “forever chemicals.”

But if you only drink bottled water, you could be exposing yourself to more microplastics. https://wapo.st/45wBChe
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
“Angels to others”
So. As usual rewatching Hellraiser for the 182723632 th time but I see it entirely differently after learning and reading his book (plan to read them all) and artwork. The windows and glass have ALOT of meaning in a movie about [redacted]. What a fucking visionary 🖤✨💕
January 29, 2026 at 4:58 AM
How I try to live:
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’ve been a lot more active on social media than I recall at times 😅
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Me already in jail chasing my trash dreams🖤⛓️‍💥
January 29, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Never forget 🫡✨💕💕💕
January 29, 2026 at 4:30 AM