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🌵 Jack
@simplecactusjack.bsky.social
(he/him)
Phoenix, AZ

Desert Floura & Fawna Enjoyer
Father to 86 Houseplants and 1 Chihuahua
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The Arizona Diamondbacks have the best fanbase.
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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🚨 The DOJ appears to have redacted Donald Trump’s name from the allegations made in this exhibit in the Epstein files.

Trump’s name was in the original release. Now, it’s blacked out.

See for yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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“I still cry sometimes,” Juan Ramón González said from Mexico after “self-deporting” in August, leaving the family he had raised over three decades in California.
'I Still Cry Sometimes': Self-Deporting as ICE Cracks Down
bit.ly
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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“.. The American intervention to prop up the Argentinian peso has failed. Despite the United States intervening .., the Argentine peso lost 10% of its value in the first two weeks of October, pushing the overnight interest rate to 157%.”

@joebrusuelas.bsky.social $ARGT
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Private donors to President Trump’s planned White House ballroom include tech giants like Amazon, Meta and Apple, as well as the family of Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick and the cofounders of the cryptocurrency exchange Gemini, according to a list provided to PBS News. https://to.pbs.org/48KQ73o
Who’s paying for Trump’s $300 million ballroom?
The president has maintained that the multi-million-dollar project will be paid by private donations — and not by taxpayers.
www.pbs.org
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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"In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits."

www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
www.computerworld.com
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Zohran Mamdani says as mayor he would arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he traveled to New York
Zohran Mamdani says as mayor he would arrest Benjamin Netanyahu if he traveled to New York
Mayoral candidate said he’d try to honor ICC warrant for Israeli prime minister’s arrest over war crimes
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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We can’t let them besmirch accounting jokes like this
NEW PAGE FROM EPSTEIN’S BIRTHDAY BOOK: Epstein and a longtime Mar-a-Lago member joking about selling a "fully depreciated" woman to Donald Trump for $22,500.
September 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Trump ordered the longest anti-war protest in US history to be dismantled. After 40 years, it was removed this morning. A reporter told Trump it was “anti Trump.”

“Take down now, take it down today,” he ordered.

Free speech and the US Constitution’s First Amendment is once again violated.
A decades-long peace vigil outside the White House is dismantled after Trump's order
Officials removed a peace vigil that stood outside the White House for more than four decades after Trump ordered it to be taken down as part of the clearing of homeless encampments.
apnews.com
September 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT?! 😮

Blaze Alexander robbed this baseball right out of the front row 🔥
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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It's not every day you see dueling home run robberies 🤯

Which one was better? 😳

(MLB x @AceHardware)
September 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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no one better to run interference for the intelligence cmte than the brilliant woman who handcuffed herself to the doors of nyc twitter HQ in the dead of winter — but only to ONE of the double doors, which meant everyone coming and going just went around her until she got cold and had to pee
Sen. Mark Warner, D-Va., the vice chair of the Intelligence Committee, says he was denied a meeting with career intelligence workers because Laura Loomer objected.
September 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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An M.I.T. study found that 95% of companies that had invested in A.I. tools were seeing zero return. It jibes with the emerging idea that generative A.I., “in its current incarnation, simply isn’t all it’s been cracked up to be,” johncassidysays.bsky.social writes.
The A.I.-Profits Drought and the Lessons of History
Like the steam engine, electricity, and computers, generative artificial intelligence could take longer than expected to transform the economy.
www.newyorker.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard is a threat to our national security and should be fired.
August 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM