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Ol' Simpkin
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· Dec 9
I also can't do a pull-up to save my life, but you don't see me banning vaccines over it
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ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
ohhhhhh okay so what we've learned from the epstein mail drop is that the entirety of the fascistic culture war since the 2010s onward was basically wholesale consolidated through the anglosphere bourgeois old boys club network of pedophile rapists
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The people telling you op sec doesn’t matter, group infiltration doesn’t matter don’t have the same goals as you
I don’t have the energy to go back and forth today. If you are organizing as a socialist/ communist don’t listen to liberals. They won’t get *it*
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
The people telling you op sec doesn’t matter, group infiltration doesn’t matter don’t have the same goals as you
If we ever wrest control of the country from these psychos, there must be no "burying of the hatchet" with them. We need convictions. A lot of them. We need the people abusing their power to pay. And I'm talking about more than fines.
January 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
If we ever wrest control of the country from these psychos, there must be no "burying of the hatchet" with them. We need convictions. A lot of them. We need the people abusing their power to pay. And I'm talking about more than fines.
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We don't have to live like this
A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.
How ICE Already Knows Who Minneapolis Protesters Are
www.nytimes.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We don't have to live like this
"...profoundly concerning..."
-> "Looking into it."
-> "Grok is this real?"
-> "Looking into it."
-> "Grok is this real?"
January 30, 2026 at 8:26 PM
"...profoundly concerning..."
-> "Looking into it."
-> "Grok is this real?"
-> "Looking into it."
-> "Grok is this real?"
it turns out that "infinite growth" is totally possible if you're willing to crash the value of your national currency
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
it turns out that "infinite growth" is totally possible if you're willing to crash the value of your national currency
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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
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Generals gathered with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Generals gathered with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
Just like witches with fat asses.
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for.
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Get ready for a Democratic Party influencer blitz to convince you that replacing Greg Bovino with Tom Homan is a huge win you should be grateful for.
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
Meanwhile here’s Tom Homan:
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
January 28, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
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"We are going to create a database, a list, we're going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods know exactly who to send those pies and fruit baskets to. We are going to give these people bragging rights like you wouldn't believe.
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:56 PM
"We are going to create a database, a list, we're going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods know exactly who to send those pies and fruit baskets to. We are going to give these people bragging rights like you wouldn't believe.
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
These guys aren't gonna need to buy a drink for a week."
if Walz can't step up to the needs of the moment, then he needs to step down, along with Schumer
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
if Walz can't step up to the needs of the moment, then he needs to step down, along with Schumer
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saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you
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When they tell you "CBP stays at the border," this is what they mean:
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
When they tell you "CBP stays at the border," this is what they mean:
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.
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just had pickled asparagus on a burger in place of regular pickles (I ran out)
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
just had pickled asparagus on a burger in place of regular pickles (I ran out)
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Being 13 when GWB was elected the first time and then seeing the overwhelming support of Hope And Change in 2008 and then finding out that it turns out they're all best friends fucked me up forever and I hope this realization can radicalize other people as well.
January 25, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Being 13 when GWB was elected the first time and then seeing the overwhelming support of Hope And Change in 2008 and then finding out that it turns out they're all best friends fucked me up forever and I hope this realization can radicalize other people as well.
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Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum.
Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum.
ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.
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sorry but the panning shot kept making me listen to this
January 25, 2026 at 9:48 PM
sorry but the panning shot kept making me listen to this