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Ol' Simpkin
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Stop saying "eight of them folded"

They picked who would fold.

Maybe not all but most are in on this.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Eight Senate Democrats saw charts like these and decided "oh yes, now that public opinion is on our side and our opponent is facing electoral consequences for their policy choices, now is a great time to give up all of our leverage in health care negotiations" www.gelliottmorris.com/p/donald-tru...
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.

Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.

So here's the metric we use instead:

If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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We have as much leverage as we’ve ever had — and Chuck Schumer is on the brink of taking a deal that gives Democrats NOTHING.

I’m glad Hakeem Jeffries will fight this in the House, but it should not get that far. Senate Dems must not cave.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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2 in 3 Americans are “one paycheck away from homelessness”

And in Utah they’re building a concentration camp for unhoused people

Modeled after Alligator Auschwitz and serving as a test case for the criminalization and disappearance of poverty

Caused by the very same government that ended SNAP.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
libbing out is a type of pog
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
apropos of nutting
November 5, 2025 at 10:45 AM
imagine ordering a fruit cup and there's fuckin' tomatoes in it
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
do you think xenomorph pussy got another smaller pussy inside of it??
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"People before politics" I say, as I prop up the status quo that is harming the people.
November 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
villain origin story where a cat is fed 7 minutes late and decides to become the Chonkler
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
*parries your intervention*
October 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The ideal amount of candy corn is 7-8. Any more and they'll go to waste. Any less, and I might finish eating them before I've remembered I hate them.
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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still can't get over what we learned today that the actual story is elon musk just copied enough of wikipedia word-for-word for grokipedia to be useful but rewrote all articles related to him to be more favorable, leaving out facts he doesn't want people to see or talk about
I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.
Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia
Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.
www.newsweek.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
it sucks so much that Gwyneth Paltrow ruined the good name of goop
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM