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Ol' Simpkin
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.just a little guy
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
SHAKE ZULA
THE MIC RULAH, THE OLD SCHOOLAH
YOU WANNA TRIP?
I'LL BRING IT TO YA
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
🥵
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Israel is literally doing that family guy bit where the German guy running a food stall takes over other food stalls
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wait a second...
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
August 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So you lot are all mad that time proved Susan Sarandon and Bernie supporters right?
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
fūd
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
???
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
is that Eddie???
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
July 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's been many years since I read it but I remember liking it.
July 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It turns out infinite growth is really easy. All you have to do is tank the value of your national currency and it looks like your company rises in value every year!
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
July 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
July 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Vagina. Vagina!! We've got a vagina-haver here!!!

See? Nobody cares."
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why is he the spitting image of the Snake Baron from Berserk?
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
They must have amnesia; they forgot I'm him.
July 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Am I the only one who sees this?
July 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM