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Ol' Simpkin
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Wikipedia entry for Oyakudon
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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SHAKE ZULA
THE MIC RULAH, THE OLD SCHOOLAH
YOU WANNA TRIP?
I'LL BRING IT TO YA
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Bryan Johnson, a 45-year-old tech ghoul, who undergoes plasma exchange with his 17-year-old son.
October 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Mulder from the X-Files receiving a text on a Nokia brick from Skinner that reads "IMMA SUCK THAT SPOOKY DICK ! !"
October 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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🥵
Trending tab with "Big Dumper" as the top trending phrase.
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Israel is literally doing that family guy bit where the German guy running a food stall takes over other food stalls
Family Guy screenshot: Two food stalls, the left labelled "German Bratwurst" and the right "Polish Sausage". The man running the left stall is eyeing the one running the right stall most diabolically. He appears to be up to no good. He also has a Hitler mustache.
October 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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the creepy dog from the Goosebumps TV opening
September 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Guy Fieri, with a pained expression
September 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Wait a second...
Album cover: Gilbert O'Sullivan's "Back To Front" Kasuga Ichiban from Yakuza: Like A Dragon
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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So you lot are all mad that time proved Susan Sarandon and Bernie supporters right?
Thumbnail from Secular Talk's YouTube video "Hillary Clinton PRAISES Trump's Foreign Policy" with a picture of Hillary Clinton and a captioned quote "Trump is doing great!"
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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fūd
August 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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???
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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is that Eddie???
August 4, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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A Prinny from the Disgaea series, with "Dood" written below them.
July 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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It's been many years since I read it but I remember liking it.
"Breeding Ground" by Sarah Pinborough
July 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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It turns out infinite growth is really easy. All you have to do is tank the value of your national currency and it looks like your company rises in value every year!
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/stonks
July 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Moe from The Simpsons talking to a noose hung from a rafter with the caption "Not today, old friend."
July 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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the "pointing soyjak" meme but it's cats pointing to a glass of water on the edge of a table, presumably excited to knock it to the floor
July 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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The "perverts looking through the window saying Yes" but it's written in French and the guy is visibly French.
July 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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"Vagina. Vagina!! We've got a vagina-haver here!!!

See? Nobody cares."
Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park (1993) during the "We've got Dodgson here!" scene.
July 26, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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The Green Bastard from Trailer Park Boys flexing in front of a wrestling ring.
July 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Why is he the spitting image of the Snake Baron from Berserk?
Andrew Cuomo announcing a third-party run in the New York City mayoral race, with a big toothy grin across his face.
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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They must have amnesia; they forgot I'm him.
Abe Simpson from The Simpsons Halloween special where he's a vampire.
July 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Am I the only one who sees this?
Higgs from Death Stranding 2 in his iconic Roast Chicken Armor. Kramer from Seinfeld in The Chicken Roaster episode, where his head is green screened onto a roasted chicken.
July 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM