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Chair of the Sewer Maintenance Board
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You really don't hate the people in your life who voted for Trump nearly enough.
January 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
one of the dumbest people to ever serve, may his memory be a warning and let's hope the people of california can get a representative to replace him that's capable of understanding why the sun goes away at night
Punchbowl News & Fox News are reporting that U.S. Representative Doug LaMalfa, a California Republican, has died.

LaMalfa represents a currently ruby red district (CA-01) that is becoming pretty reliably blue under the state's new map. There'll be a special to replace him under current lines.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This is fucking five alarm embarrassing for CBS News and Doukoupil or whatever his name is needs to be gone by end of week.
First day flubs by Dokoupil
January 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Redbirds played well enough to win that one, just came down to one or two bad decisions honestly
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
You kind of hate to see it but you KNEW the Cats would pull that off
January 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
That facemask is going to hurt so bad
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
OH MY GOD AGAIN
January 6, 2026 at 3:53 AM
REDBIRDS MAKE IT LOOK EASY
January 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
How has the FCS title game never gone be to overtime???
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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If you haven’t been watching the FCS championship, get there now. ESPN.
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Ugh I think ISU might be running it too conservatively now. Gotta play like you know your defence can stop the TD (which they can!)
January 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
These false starts! Gotdang!
January 6, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Go you Redbirds!

I think everyone wants to see the underdog but they realkare doing everything right and Montana State seems like they're losing the gas in their tank
January 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Not sure what's going on in Caracas now but it's not good. Whether the US is launching a secondary attack or if the colectivos have decided to move on the president and do an actual coup.

The ramifications of that stupid shit on Sunday will last years.
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The new get-angry-at-this being thrown up to chuds is this clarinetist from Knoxville complaining to the US Assistant AG for Civil Rights Harmeet Dhillon. James Zimmermann is complaining that he was denied the job despite being really good. No mention of his late night death threat emails!
January 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Ravens 44 FG attempt is wide right, Steelers win
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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he’s probably going to unfollow me for this but I don’t really care. Polis is the worst elected Dem in the country imo
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The American people don't want this empire building shit we just want to be able to afford our daily fucking lives

Where do these insane freaks come from
My recent statement regarding Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Senator Cantwell lives in a 7.8 million dollar mansion. It is not anywhere near the top of her mind - like it is all of us - whether her children will spend the next 40 years in a state of terror because of these illegal actions.

She knows they'll be safe. We can all go fuck ourselves.
President Trump’s actions today with Venezuela raise more questions than answers. Is America going to be involved in running and stabilizing Venezuela? Today's actions raise many questions about the stability of the region and our policy towards South America.
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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"Two things can be true 🤓"

This is exactly the kind of liberal bullshit I despise.

No, your first statement is not true, and the fact that you felt the need to couch Trump's actions with it shows how liberals aid empire while pretending to oppose it
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Lookimg at the long long long history of the United States in South America and the incredible amount of effort it has taken to change regimes through propaganda and outright military action, you're honestly a fucking idiot if you actually believe this.
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.

Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.

Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
At this point if you do any "well maybe Venezuela will be better off without Maduro" you're a damned fool

If you believe any of the shit they ever told you about Venezuela you're a worthless fool.

You were the bad guy. The whole fucking time.
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
So like... How does the entire world basically not declare war on the United States now
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
The person that finally caused trump to cut ties sent him a fax. Hard copy.

That's a story I've heard in numerous corporate sexual harassment scenarios. Usually means previous complaints made in conversation were ignored.
A less generous interpretation is he didn't care until a manager at Mar-a-Lago sent him the employee's complaint and made it a problem of reputational damage he now had to contain.
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM