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i took clothes out of the dryer after that indiana touchdown, seems like the refs fucked up pretty bad and gave the ball back to the hoosiers after they scored, phew i hope someone gets fired for that blunder
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
i took clothes out of the dryer after that indiana touchdown, seems like the refs fucked up pretty bad and gave the ball back to the hoosiers after they scored, phew i hope someone gets fired for that blunder
No reason to pay federal taxes honestly
If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
No reason to pay federal taxes honestly
it could be a verrrrry long night in this peach bowl
January 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
it could be a verrrrry long night in this peach bowl
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t-shirt idea:
BENNY THE BOOKWORM CRACKED MY EGG
BENNY THE BOOKWORM CRACKED MY EGG
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
t-shirt idea:
BENNY THE BOOKWORM CRACKED MY EGG
BENNY THE BOOKWORM CRACKED MY EGG
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In case you missed it last night:
No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.
No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.
Expect to see a surge of proud ignorance and proplawganda about what you can say about ICE agent Jonathan Ross, identified by local media as the person who shot and killed Renee Good.
In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric.
It’s not.
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In particular, expect a repeat of Rittenhouse-era “accusing him of murder is defamation” rhetoric.
It’s not.
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January 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
In case you missed it last night:
No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.
No, it is definitively not defamation to call Jonathan Ross a murderer, and people who say it is are liars or ignorant or both.
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Once I had a big fight with a young reporter who insisted the details of a shooting differed from my reporting which was based on videos of the incident. I illustrated how his reporting could not be true & he yelled back I’M A REAL REPORTER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCES
anyway that was wes lowery
anyway that was wes lowery
This is the current front page of the Times. The Washington Post is even worse. Their headlines are privileging the accounts of the administration with a track record of lying as being as valid as eye witness accounts and videos.
January 8, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Once I had a big fight with a young reporter who insisted the details of a shooting differed from my reporting which was based on videos of the incident. I illustrated how his reporting could not be true & he yelled back I’M A REAL REPORTER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT SOURCES
anyway that was wes lowery
anyway that was wes lowery
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January 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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feeling powerless? buy shirts that say "sex offender" on the front for your whole family
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 PM
feeling powerless? buy shirts that say "sex offender" on the front for your whole family
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There is no good in maga. It is an evil ideology.
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
There is no good in maga. It is an evil ideology.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
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Renee Good should be alive tonight with her son and every single fucking cockroach who voted for Donald Trump is the reason she isn't.
If you still have anyone in your life who voted for Trump, cut them out. They knew this would happen and they deserve to die alone.
If you still have anyone in your life who voted for Trump, cut them out. They knew this would happen and they deserve to die alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Renee Good should be alive tonight with her son and every single fucking cockroach who voted for Donald Trump is the reason she isn't.
If you still have anyone in your life who voted for Trump, cut them out. They knew this would happen and they deserve to die alone.
If you still have anyone in your life who voted for Trump, cut them out. They knew this would happen and they deserve to die alone.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead
Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
If officials can’t bring themselves to arrest someone who is captured on camera from multiple angles killing someone in cold blood, they should just step aside so someone with a backbone can lead
This is apparently the shooter. I trust this account pretty well.
Would be great to have a name
Would be great to have a name
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
This is apparently the shooter. I trust this account pretty well.
Would be great to have a name
Would be great to have a name
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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This should be seen with as much derision as "WE NEED A STERNLY WORDED LETTER NOW"
You can shut down the government
Fucking do it.
You can shut down the government
Fucking do it.
I just left the Venezuela briefing.
It's worse than you thought.
Oil company executives seem to know more about Trump's secret plan to "run" Venezuela than the American people.
We need public Senate hearings NOW.
It's worse than you thought.
Oil company executives seem to know more about Trump's secret plan to "run" Venezuela than the American people.
We need public Senate hearings NOW.
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
This should be seen with as much derision as "WE NEED A STERNLY WORDED LETTER NOW"
You can shut down the government
Fucking do it.
You can shut down the government
Fucking do it.
have seen the video. This is not the truth in the least. A car was asked to move, started to move, then an ICE officer decided to shoot the woman 4 times.
after she was shot, the car accelerated as her corpse pressed the pedal.
if he was in danger, why wasn't he killed when that happened?
after she was shot, the car accelerated as her corpse pressed the pedal.
if he was in danger, why wasn't he killed when that happened?
DHS has confirmed that an ICE officer shot and killed a person in Minneapolis today.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
have seen the video. This is not the truth in the least. A car was asked to move, started to move, then an ICE officer decided to shoot the woman 4 times.
after she was shot, the car accelerated as her corpse pressed the pedal.
if he was in danger, why wasn't he killed when that happened?
after she was shot, the car accelerated as her corpse pressed the pedal.
if he was in danger, why wasn't he killed when that happened?
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Abolishing ICE is a moderate position imo
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Abolishing ICE is a moderate position imo
If the ICE freak who went on a psycho rampage and shot an American 4 times in the face for no reason isn't locked up for life, what's the fucking point of following the law?
If the law gets us to this, what good is the law
If the law gets us to this, what good is the law
January 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If the ICE freak who went on a psycho rampage and shot an American 4 times in the face for no reason isn't locked up for life, what's the fucking point of following the law?
If the law gets us to this, what good is the law
If the law gets us to this, what good is the law
The terrorist attack in Minneapolis today is disgusting.
We cannot be a country or a nation again as long as the people who shot that woman are not brought to justice
We cannot be a country or a nation again as long as the people who shot that woman are not brought to justice
January 7, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The terrorist attack in Minneapolis today is disgusting.
We cannot be a country or a nation again as long as the people who shot that woman are not brought to justice
We cannot be a country or a nation again as long as the people who shot that woman are not brought to justice