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Okay I thought it wasn't too bad, just over-reacting but then I saw the character design
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Okay I thought it wasn't too bad, just over-reacting but then I saw the character design
"All right all I have to do is call the victims of child sex trafficking money grubbing liars that should clear things up. Aaaaaand send."
November 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"All right all I have to do is call the victims of child sex trafficking money grubbing liars that should clear things up. Aaaaaand send."
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I ask you, is this the face of a guilty man?
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I ask you, is this the face of a guilty man?
Yes but Frankie Jonas just walked through the crowd isnt that cool. I'm so glad I got convinced to sell my Akron tickets to go to this...
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yes but Frankie Jonas just walked through the crowd isnt that cool. I'm so glad I got convinced to sell my Akron tickets to go to this...
"I mean okay we can look into abolishing the Senate but what's that you're saying?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"I mean okay we can look into abolishing the Senate but what's that you're saying?"
this is my proudest moment
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
this is my proudest moment
Definitely something on fire yeah
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Definitely something on fire yeah
The Washington Post has lost a lot of journalistic integrity since the CEO made a deal with Trump to never speak ill of him, but this is the laziest, shittiest editorial I've ever read and I would be embarrassed talking to my family if I worked at WaPo at this point.
Utter Fucking Shit.
Utter Fucking Shit.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Washington Post has lost a lot of journalistic integrity since the CEO made a deal with Trump to never speak ill of him, but this is the laziest, shittiest editorial I've ever read and I would be embarrassed talking to my family if I worked at WaPo at this point.
Utter Fucking Shit.
Utter Fucking Shit.
this other angle is so much fucking worse
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
this other angle is so much fucking worse
Here's another one to add to the collection
October 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here's another one to add to the collection
This is literally godawful writing.
Read this.
Read it out loud to someone.
The fact you can defend it means you are an idiot. I think we need to tell that more to comfortable morons like yourself so I'm going to do it.
This is awful and your opinion is, as a result, worthless.
Read this.
Read it out loud to someone.
The fact you can defend it means you are an idiot. I think we need to tell that more to comfortable morons like yourself so I'm going to do it.
This is awful and your opinion is, as a result, worthless.
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is literally godawful writing.
Read this.
Read it out loud to someone.
The fact you can defend it means you are an idiot. I think we need to tell that more to comfortable morons like yourself so I'm going to do it.
This is awful and your opinion is, as a result, worthless.
Read this.
Read it out loud to someone.
The fact you can defend it means you are an idiot. I think we need to tell that more to comfortable morons like yourself so I'm going to do it.
This is awful and your opinion is, as a result, worthless.
Ah he's probably some stupid 22 year old boy who is way too into that kind of weird way of thinking and I'm sure he'll grow out of it. *checks earpiece* huh
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ah he's probably some stupid 22 year old boy who is way too into that kind of weird way of thinking and I'm sure he'll grow out of it. *checks earpiece* huh
I feel like I need to introduce people to the world of... well I won't say what company it is. But this is a fine example of "Hey did you make that *** ad?" "Sure did boss, real sentimental and beautiful just like you asked" "Oh I didn't ask for that, but hell yeah that's cool"
September 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I feel like I need to introduce people to the world of... well I won't say what company it is. But this is a fine example of "Hey did you make that *** ad?" "Sure did boss, real sentimental and beautiful just like you asked" "Oh I didn't ask for that, but hell yeah that's cool"
I fuckin love this satirical one
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I fuckin love this satirical one
Always have a hard time explaining to my wife when she sees this in my inbox
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Always have a hard time explaining to my wife when she sees this in my inbox
My favourite Rice University fun fact is that John F. Kennedy delivered his "let's go to the moon" speech at Rice. And he compared the difficulty of going to the moon to the difficulty of Rice playing Texas. We've gone to the moon 6 times since and Rice hasn't beaten Texas since.
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My favourite Rice University fun fact is that John F. Kennedy delivered his "let's go to the moon" speech at Rice. And he compared the difficulty of going to the moon to the difficulty of Rice playing Texas. We've gone to the moon 6 times since and Rice hasn't beaten Texas since.
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September 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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oh my god man hahahaahahahahahah
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what the fuck is this dude holy shit hahahahahahahahahaha
oh my god man hahahaahahahahahah