Would be great to blur the guy's face who punched him

Jokes on them, he became a wrestling world champion in the 2010s

I mean this is in such a realm of wrong that I don't even know how you deal with it. Like, okay we dismiss the case... but what case? There really wasn't one presented.

I think, best case for Halligan is the judge lets her rectify this by going back to a GJ? But also the statute is up, so....

Okay so the foreperson still might have actually signed it - which is still wrong because it wasn't presented - but I was over here thinking "wait so did they forge a signature on the bad one?"

So they did indeed indict on 2 counts but they made a second indictment document because... why? They wanted to say they got an indictment on all counts or something? I'm so fucking confused

Could use a little ELI5 here, but the operative indictment is the actual document that says "Here is what you are agreeing to sign" right?

setting up a google calendar reminder every 80 years to steal another identity and getting that ping like "fuck, i promised Thrain the Terrible we were going golfing"

The famous scene where Hannibal Lecter eats Ray Liotta's brain while Liotta keeps talking is not actually possible because of biological facts about the human brain, it's because Ray Liotta was a conservative commentator

Oh wow! This is shocking news! This is... Who again

Entire season of international barnstorming. Brazil, Ireland, France, Italy, Japan, and your bets were right, East Timor!

Aw, time to toss the helmet then?

Nope, another example of people sadly not taking the WFA seriously. Article is pretty soccer-biased, which gives the Bay the edge.

Minneapolis not being number 1, list invalidated

"on our first date he invited me over to listen to dragnet radio dramas and soak our feet in his new footbath. The wrappers on the werther's originals sparkled like tiny diamonds"

Im from the only state that lets 9 year olds vote so I ran for state Congress on "I'm gonna make the state food poop" and won in a landslide

Home? He's going back to Northwestern?

Wait Zelda II isnt adventure of twink? I think I'm Mandela effecting here

this is some of the worst writing i've ever read holy shit

these people are just such fucking freaks