Keith One Through Seven
@shoelessmonkey.bsky.social
Human Earthling Father Husband He/Him
Post a tree you photographed.
It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.
It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Post a tree you photographed.
It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.
It's really a photo of a woodpecker, but I think it counts.
Historically, Dorothy Day
Locally, Jessie White
Locally, Jessie White
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Historically, Dorothy Day
Locally, Jessie White
Locally, Jessie White
I'd add my own but this is perfect already.
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I'd add my own but this is perfect already.
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so thoughtful of James Acaster to come to town on our anniversary. (and even more thoughtful of our friend to make sure we all got incredible seats tonight!)
February 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
so thoughtful of James Acaster to come to town on our anniversary. (and even more thoughtful of our friend to make sure we all got incredible seats tonight!)
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@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 PM
@theonion.com is so worth the subscription for this
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if you vote here in Cook County, check out the #GirlIGuess guide. I've used it to help inform my voting for the past few years and I can't recommend it enough!
The 2026 Primary Edition of ##GirlIGuess is now live!! You can find the Guide and other election-related resources at girliguess.com. I don't want to even THINK about Congress again until November. Happy voting!!
February 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
if you vote here in Cook County, check out the #GirlIGuess guide. I've used it to help inform my voting for the past few years and I can't recommend it enough!
Favorite song with a title at least 6 words long:
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Favorite song with a title at least 6 words long:
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire (Queens of the Stone Age)
Reading the replies to this and the quote tweets, I'm not sure I know what a dad movie is. But I'm not sure that I have a favorite one.
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Reading the replies to this and the quote tweets, I'm not sure I know what a dad movie is. But I'm not sure that I have a favorite one.
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And he WILL be brought to justice.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
And he WILL be brought to justice.
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Daily #GirlKnight - 1/22/2026
Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.
Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Daily #GirlKnight - 1/22/2026
Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.
Girlknight who sits on the end of a blade of grass and holds her arms out so when a princess walks by she can latch on and drink blood from the princess's ankle.
I open tiktok when I want to watch a bunch of 30 second videos. Why is everyone doing 5 monute tiktoks now.
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I open tiktok when I want to watch a bunch of 30 second videos. Why is everyone doing 5 monute tiktoks now.
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January 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
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if you saw me post this before i was ready no you didn't
January 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
if you saw me post this before i was ready no you didn't
@ologies.bsky.social
This exchange with my wife earlier today felt very appropriate to the subject matter.
This exchange with my wife earlier today felt very appropriate to the subject matter.
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
@ologies.bsky.social
This exchange with my wife earlier today felt very appropriate to the subject matter.
This exchange with my wife earlier today felt very appropriate to the subject matter.
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post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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There's only one good Christmas song and it's in Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. Thank you, Poppy Pipopapo <3 youtu.be/4ikxXWfe-1Q?...
Poppy Pipopapo's Christmas Song
YouTube video by Santa
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There's only one good Christmas song and it's in Kamen Rider Ex-Aid. Thank you, Poppy Pipopapo <3 youtu.be/4ikxXWfe-1Q?...
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Happy Thursday to those who celebrate!
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Thursday to those who celebrate!
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
She’s Just Not That Into Grinch
We Grinched A Zoo
December 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
Post a meme made by you
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Post a meme made by you
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, or Disney.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, or Disney.