That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
That's Rev. Michael Woolf, and this is his church.
I'm pleased that they're eco-conscious but also feeling v. sorry for my parents during my FERNGULLY stage.
I'm pleased that they're eco-conscious but also feeling v. sorry for my parents during my FERNGULLY stage.
I followed the recipe! Even when it was just mashed potato and potato flour and salt!
This was a huge mistake.
I followed the recipe! Even when it was just mashed potato and potato flour and salt!
This was a huge mistake.
"It took the Nazis 1mo, 3wks, 2 days, 8hrs and 40min to dismantle a constitutional republic. When the 5-alarm fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control."
#Resist
"It took the Nazis 1mo, 3wks, 2 days, 8hrs and 40min to dismantle a constitutional republic. When the 5-alarm fire starts to burn, every good person better be ready to man a post with a bucket of water if you want to stop it from raging out of control."
#Resist
Big 2025 vibes, kid.
Big 2025 vibes, kid.
"Look, mommy - you can see the MEAT."
This is my fault for teaching them that humans are full of meat, but also no you can't see the meat, and also also: children are the inspiration for all things horror.
"Look, mommy - you can see the MEAT."
This is my fault for teaching them that humans are full of meat, but also no you can't see the meat, and also also: children are the inspiration for all things horror.
50% of my children: oh and the Super Mario song is even in this!
Me: it is?
50% of my children: yeah! The no sleep til Brooklyn one!
Yes yes. The Super Mario Brothers classic. Loved the Beastie Boys' cover though.
50% of my children: oh and the Super Mario song is even in this!
Me: it is?
50% of my children: yeah! The no sleep til Brooklyn one!
Yes yes. The Super Mario Brothers classic. Loved the Beastie Boys' cover though.
It's taken nearly seven years (heh, seven) but one of my long-term parenting...things has worked! Follow me for more questionable parenting tips.
It's taken nearly seven years (heh, seven) but one of my long-term parenting...things has worked! Follow me for more questionable parenting tips.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
In other news, I'm in Buffalo.
In other news, I'm in Buffalo.
I hereby nominate we pronounce it SHITTER. Is this already happening? I'm not good at text social media platforms...
I hereby nominate we pronounce it SHITTER. Is this already happening? I'm not good at text social media platforms...
defector.com/the-2024-hat...
Been asking that for almost seven years, kid. Good question.
Been asking that for almost seven years, kid. Good question.
We may not know each other, but if this has reached you;
I hope you get to live the life you have always dreamed of.
I hope everything works out in your benefit.
I hope you will be ok.
Keep going. ✨🖤
I caress them tenderly.
You do matter - and if you don't feel like it right now, I'm really good at pep talks I swear. I'll help you hold onto hope if you can't right now. We take care of each other.
You are safe and in control.
You have done this before, and you can do it again.
You trust yourself to navigate through this.
You are strong and resilient.
You are enough.
You matter.
I'm proud of you
You do matter - and if you don't feel like it right now, I'm really good at pep talks I swear. I'll help you hold onto hope if you can't right now. We take care of each other.