50% if my children determined I am made of ham. Hammodon, I am called.

The other 50% says I'm actually a Hammerdon.

If ham had a dinosaur name, are you team -erdon or -odon?

Though I really did love all the subsequent "this and that" alternatives that bloomed after the big reveal.

Look. I have a potty mouth. 50% of my six year olds just told me that "geez Louise" is inappropriate.

Thank god it was totally fine that I called these turkeys dicks earlier. Also thank god they don't repeat that...

I've spent 20 years trying to find a good tinted lip balm that replicates Candy Kisses from the days of yore.

Help? Who's got suggestions for tinted balms for a desperate dry lipped millennial.

No one likes a stringy baby.

Names my children could've ended up with, as twins, that would still be better than Army and Navy:

-Taco & Ocat
-Connor & Duncan, with the understanding they'd fence and know that there can be only one
-FirstBorn'sName & AntiFirdtBorn'sName, in keeping with ancient Roman tradition

Dear Bills,

Based on letters I've been writing on various social media platforms over the last 15+ years...losing the first game of the season? Nothing new.

And like every year, I'll aggressively hold onto the hope that THIS. This is our year.

Love,
Sonia
(Pic from Tailgate Beers on IG)

PVDfest was hot and....not as good? To be fair I went early, and while it was low-key fun for my five year olds, there didn't seem to be much in the way of art or goings on.

Honestly, it seemed more like there was a flea with a stage and these blowup tubes which were, admittedly, pretty great.