Actual Seelie
@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious.
Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise.
Any opinions you agree with are my own.
Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise.
Any opinions you agree with are my own.
Pinned
To do list:
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner
-Brush teeth
-Keep it real
-Upset the balance
-Do not use true name (***THIS IS IMPORTANT***)
-Set up auto-pay for bills
-Get exhaust checked out
-Get car exhaust checked out
-Spinkle mushrooms in conspicuous circles
-Live
-Laugh
-Love
-Stop by H Mart for something quick for dinner
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“Don’t gather some of the most brilliant activists in the industry, treat us like crap, and then expect us to do nothing about it.” After the Game Awards cancelled its Future Class programme, @alyssamerc.bsky.social talked to its former honorees
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
“We were effectively props”: young stars of game development feel let down by the ‘gaming Oscars’
Announced in 2020 by the Game Awards as an inclusive programme for the industry’s next generation, the Future Class initiative has now been discontinued. Inductees describe clashes with organisers and...
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
“Don’t gather some of the most brilliant activists in the industry, treat us like crap, and then expect us to do nothing about it.” After the Game Awards cancelled its Future Class programme, @alyssamerc.bsky.social talked to its former honorees
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/games/2025/n...
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Look, whatever. I have bigger issues
How the hell am i going to write a murder mystery with a Sherlock Holmes that's 170 years old?
How the hell am i going to write a murder mystery with a Sherlock Holmes that's 170 years old?
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Look, whatever. I have bigger issues
How the hell am i going to write a murder mystery with a Sherlock Holmes that's 170 years old?
How the hell am i going to write a murder mystery with a Sherlock Holmes that's 170 years old?
I have no third eye and I must forsee
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I have no third eye and I must forsee
Snowcrash is an okay sci-fi novel that I often get confused with the film about a train
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Snowcrash is an okay sci-fi novel that I often get confused with the film about a train
Snowpiecer is a film about the unintended consequences of getting to fulfill the dream of living on a train
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Snowpiecer is a film about the unintended consequences of getting to fulfill the dream of living on a train
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 18:08. Eastern time, November 10. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 18:08. Eastern time, November 10. In a panic, they try to pull the plug."
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CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
You almost have to respect how CVS keeps frantically changing their systems like every other month and each time it gets progressively worse
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
CVS is best thought of as a kind of interactive museum exhibit where you can experience everything that has gone badly wrong with American capitalism.
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November 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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And consistently makes incredible excuses for their political malpractice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And consistently makes incredible excuses for their political malpractice.
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they aren't scared of their base because the base always comes back to them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
they aren't scared of their base because the base always comes back to them.
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tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
July 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past?
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to
omega force: she was killing one million guys
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Imagine the levels of contempt you must have for your voters to post this. Playing in their faces like this. Incredible.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Imagine the levels of contempt you must have for your voters to post this. Playing in their faces like this. Incredible.
Wow, I fucking hate these lazy, spineless dweebs
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Wow, I fucking hate these lazy, spineless dweebs
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Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Remember when they said the reason they caved in March was so they could get a better deal in September lmao
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maintain that there's a chunk of reflexive defense and rationalization of dem behavior that is not out of fandom but out of fear, wanting, needing, something badly to hang faith on. an extremely understandable urge.
but to actually deal with the problem, you need to accept that it is there, first.
but to actually deal with the problem, you need to accept that it is there, first.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
maintain that there's a chunk of reflexive defense and rationalization of dem behavior that is not out of fandom but out of fear, wanting, needing, something badly to hang faith on. an extremely understandable urge.
but to actually deal with the problem, you need to accept that it is there, first.
but to actually deal with the problem, you need to accept that it is there, first.
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THERE WERE LEFTISTS ON THIS SITE 2 DAYS AGO CALLING PEOPLE DUMBASSES FOR NOT RECOGNIZING SCHUMER’S POLITICAL GENIUS
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
THERE WERE LEFTISTS ON THIS SITE 2 DAYS AGO CALLING PEOPLE DUMBASSES FOR NOT RECOGNIZING SCHUMER’S POLITICAL GENIUS
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
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Dems are about to completely cave to this guy btw
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dems are about to completely cave to this guy btw
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Graph pervert: "You are wealthier than anyone ever has been"
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Graph pervert: "You are wealthier than anyone ever has been"
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
Everyone I know: has multiple on-the-books jobs & stuff on the side to afford an apartment 1/20th the size of the house their grandparents owned at age 30 on 1 job. Their clothes, appliances, and cars last half as long for 1000x the cost.
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apropos of nothing, Axios sounds like the name of a news website that Lex Luthor would spin up for the sole purpose of running the Daily Planet out of business.
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
apropos of nothing, Axios sounds like the name of a news website that Lex Luthor would spin up for the sole purpose of running the Daily Planet out of business.
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And yet Kazooie herself would probably think it's sick as fuck.
They made a nightmare fuel Kazooie puppet in the 90's for a commercial in which you see it for like half a second and motion blurred, presumably because it was so terrifying-looking
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
This is nuts lmao
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGf...
The Lost Banjo-Kazooie Puppet — Found and Restored
YouTube video by WoodmanClassics
www.youtube.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And yet Kazooie herself would probably think it's sick as fuck.