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Actual Seelie
@sherlockwithoutabs.bsky.social
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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something he/they alternate-reality philosopher-king. Mendacious, bodacious, and loquacious.

Official account of the Feywilds' first and only Wendy's franchise.

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Four panel meme format of Natalie Portman holding a red cup at a party from the movie Garden State maybe? Panel 1: "So you see, that's where the trouble began" Panel 2: Portrait art of character Abelard Werserian from the game Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader. Abelard is a stern, older man in a Navy officer's uniform with one cybernetic red eye. He is notably not smiling. Panel 3: "That smile." Panel 4: "That damned smile."
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Fucking endless amounts of this energy from comfortable assholes
Fox News image with a picture of a refrigerator and the caption: "Poor" Households 99.6% Have a Refrigerator Source: US Dept of Energy
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Oh shiiiiiit, I had completely forgotten about this. It looks fucking gorgeous.
Image of "After Death, Life Again - A Disco Elysium Zine" Cover art is of Harry Dubois in a trenchcoat hat smoking in front of the wreckage of his police vehicle while Kim Kitsuragi is in the background shining a flashlight on it.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Like *really* bombed out.
Promo poster for "Chairman of the Board", a 1997 film starring Carrot Top. The image features Carrot Top wearing a business jacket and shirt with a pair of board shorts. He is surfing down an office building hallway while a bunch of squares wearing suits get caught in the surf. "Ride the wave this fall!" is the tagline A clipped image from the wikipedia page for "Chairman of the Board" showing the movie's budget of $7 million and only grossing $306,715 at the box office
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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That ratio lmao
Matty Y's dumbshit post "I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that." Dumbass ratio'd to hell. 183 comments, 131 reposts, only 16 likes. What a tool
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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One of the mobsters from the simpsons from the famous "I'm seein' double here"
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Weird. This just popped up in Steam for me
Promo image for Homer's car (not the car built for Homer) in Rocket League.
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I picked up a couple of these on sale a few weeks ago and I was surprised how good they were.
Wild Mike's Frozen Pizza. It's a very colorful box with a picture of a pepperoni pizza on it and a yellow cartoon guy's head in the corner with a big grin. He loves this shit.
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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What is going on in this sudoku app
Screenshot of Google play store. Andoku Sudoku 3 showing 4.7 star reviews and 1+ million downloads and for some reason it is rates T for teens
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Commissioner James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Some naked guy in FFVII:Rebirth
October 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Krenko, Baron of Tin Street is aspirational
MtG Card "Krenko, Baron of Tin Street" It is 2R for a 3/3 Legendary Creature - Goblin with Haste and abilities: Tap, Sacrifice and artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Goblin you control. Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay R. If you do, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. It gains haste until end of turn. The card art is of a goblin wearing a jagged metal crown with a sneer on his face and hand outstretched on a cane. He is in a room surrounded by other goblins giving reverence. The art is by Brian Valeza. I think the card is from Karlov? I truly don't remember the sets anymore.
October 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Validating. I deal with a lot of color in my job and I'm often surprised how many coworkers and customers don't understand what I mean when I say something is "less red"
Results for my pantone hue test. I got a score of zero, which is a perfect score.
October 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I have recently been informed that there is a poor man's version:
MtG card "Thornbite Staff" It is 2 colorless mana for a Tribal Artifact - Shaman Equipment with ability: Equipped creature has "2 colorless, tap: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature of player" and "whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from play, untap this creature." Whenever a Shaman creature comes into play, you may attach Thornbite Staff to it. Equip - 4 colorless
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Face scan from NBA 2k. It is incredibly distorted face on a basketball player. It features two sets of eyes dropped far down to the nose with an entirely blank upper-face and distorted skin texture.
October 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Who's your favorite recurring (that is not part of the regular cast but kept showing up) sitcom character?
The character Dennis Duffy from 30 Rock standing on a ladder and punching holes in drywall with a kitchen knife
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Women don't like the vehicle
The Bluth "stair car" from Arrested Development. It is a large pickup truck with a set of stairs where the bed of the truck goes. It was originally for loading and offloading passengers onto a private jet but was later repurposed by the family into their personal vehicle. It is painted blue and white with the Bluth company logo on it.
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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It's (Goblin) Mage Monday!
Embermage Goblin card from Magic: The Gathering It costs 3R for a 1/1 Creature - Goblin Wizard With ability: When Embermage Goblin comes into play, you may search your library for a card named Embermage Goblin, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you do, shuffle your library. Tap: Embermage Goblin deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Art by Pete Venters, it shows a lumpy, green goblin with his arms outstretched shooting a fireball. It kind of looks like a Hadouken from Street Fighter. I think the card is from Onslaught? I can't remember and I will not check.
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Bring back Goblin Sharpshooter, cowards
Magic: The Gathering card "Goblin Sharpshooter" It costs 2R for a 1/1 Goblin with ability "Goblin Sharpshooter doesn't untap during your untap step. Whenever a creature is put into a graveyard, untap Goblin Sharpshooter. Tap: Goblin Sharpshooter deals 1 damage to target creature or player." Card art is by Greg Staples and features a wrinkled, old free adlibbed goblin firing a very low-tech looking rotary gun made of wooden planks. The goblin is wearing a hat.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Whatever image you have in your head, the reality is worse:
Michael Ian Black and Meghan McCain in the cover of the book "America, You Sexy Bitch" and there is no way to otherwise describe how cursed this is
September 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Box art for Paper Mario on the N64. Mario is hanging from Parakarry's arm reaching for a star while other characters (a green boo, a goomba, a purple koopa and Bowser in his clown copter) look on.
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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James Sunderland from SIlent Hill 2 screaming with a speech bubble beneath him.
September 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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*screaming*
Scoreboard for the "Flea Dodge" minigame in Silksong. Hornet's best score is 65 dodges, which is second place to Vog's score of. . . 65 dodges and thus not eligible for the weapon upgrade
September 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Two half-pound York peppermint patties could fix me
A one pound package of York peppermint patties consisting of two patties at a half pound each. There is a smaller, flaccid, normal-sized York single patty laid on top for scale.
September 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Cheetahs are just the "guy who can make it to the fridge the fastest" of the animal kingdom
Image of a cheetah sitting on a rock and looking off into the middle distance
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM