Chortle Marx
@sexomarxist.bsky.social
Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead
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Chortle Marx
@sexomarxist.bsky.social
· Oct 11
What the fuck is a chortle
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Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
Former first lady Michelle Obama said America is "not ready for a woman" president during a conversation at her New York book event. https://cnn.it/43ApuKZ
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Personally, I think the idea that all women should be measured by the failures of Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris is actually a sort of sexist doomerism.
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“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning."
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning."
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
–GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged
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You think you hate cops but you don’t hate them enough
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You think you hate cops but you don’t hate them enough
I believe it because one of Trump's core personality traits is believing whatever the last powerful man he spoke to believes. He's so easy to influence, I can see him getting lost in the party vibe and Jeffrey and Bill and Derschowitz or whoever convincing him it's cool and manly and not gay
there is NO WAY bill clinton is THAT sexually magnetic dawg there is no universe in which DONALD TRUMP was convinced to suck clintons cock I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I believe it because one of Trump's core personality traits is believing whatever the last powerful man he spoke to believes. He's so easy to influence, I can see him getting lost in the party vibe and Jeffrey and Bill and Derschowitz or whoever convincing him it's cool and manly and not gay
"You call yourself a ro-BOT???"
The scream at the end is brilliant too
The scream at the end is brilliant too
November 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"You call yourself a ro-BOT???"
The scream at the end is brilliant too
The scream at the end is brilliant too
It's not too late for Trump to restore his family's honor (it actually is but don't tell him this)
Seppuku lessons
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It's not too late for Trump to restore his family's honor (it actually is but don't tell him this)
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
The Gareth Bale "in that order" meme is reaching weird places
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Gareth Bale "in that order" meme is reaching weird places
Getting serious about physical fitness (pushing the vacuum cleaner with my left arm today)
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Getting serious about physical fitness (pushing the vacuum cleaner with my left arm today)
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Democrats JUST voted to confirm this woman btw. Democrats love Trump
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Democrats JUST voted to confirm this woman btw. Democrats love Trump
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Neutrality and objectivity are not the same thing and are, in fact, often contradictory goals. The objective truth is often not neutral in its political implications, and it would be a useless exercise if it was.
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Neutrality and objectivity are not the same thing and are, in fact, often contradictory goals. The objective truth is often not neutral in its political implications, and it would be a useless exercise if it was.
Hot dog violence is hilarious actually
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hot dog violence is hilarious actually
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And like everything, the administration never prepared anyone or anything for this, businesses still havent rounded to the nearest nickel, and itll cause more problems than it fixes.
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
www.1011now.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
And like everything, the administration never prepared anyone or anything for this, businesses still havent rounded to the nearest nickel, and itll cause more problems than it fixes.
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In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
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We're teaching kids to read like LLMs
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We're teaching kids to read like LLMs
The Schumer defenders from Israeli troll farms are out in force today
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Schumer defenders from Israeli troll farms are out in force today
Unless they do it publicly it doesn't count IMO
Chuck Schumer is facing calls from Democrats to resign as Senate leader, per Axios.
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Unless they do it publicly it doesn't count IMO
If you've never made a pizza at home, this is a great recipe to start with! It's easy and it tastes EXACTLY like the Pizza Hut pan pizzas we're all nostalgic for
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If you've never made a pizza at home, this is a great recipe to start with! It's easy and it tastes EXACTLY like the Pizza Hut pan pizzas we're all nostalgic for
Why does my bank's logo look like Trump's head 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why does my bank's logo look like Trump's head 😭😭😭
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"Mr. Senator people are excited about the Democrats making peoples' lives better"
SCHUMER: not on MY watch
SCHUMER: not on MY watch
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"Mr. Senator people are excited about the Democrats making peoples' lives better"
SCHUMER: not on MY watch
SCHUMER: not on MY watch
This is exactly what I've been not saying
bro if i hear the word primary one more time, shuttt upppp this shit is literally only solved in the way we can't talk about
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is exactly what I've been not saying
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Israel will tell us with a straight face that it's a leader in green energy while doing ecocide to Gaza and emitting more than 100 countries. As COP30 begins let's remember that military emissions aren't even calculated. #cop30
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Israel will tell us with a straight face that it's a leader in green energy while doing ecocide to Gaza and emitting more than 100 countries. As COP30 begins let's remember that military emissions aren't even calculated. #cop30