Chortle Marx
@sexomarxist.bsky.social
Not actually Karl Marx, who is 207 years old and also dead
He/him
He/him
Not really condensed, it's just without ads
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Not really condensed, it's just without ads
Is it bad for a woman to give a blowjob? Why is this supposed to be funny
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Is it bad for a woman to give a blowjob? Why is this supposed to be funny
Yoda has an "a"
a close up of a statue of yoda with the words `` believe it i do '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a statue of yoda with the words `` believe it i do '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Yoda has an "a"
Can't find any sources for this that predate the email release 😭
November 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Can't find any sources for this that predate the email release 😭
What was the answer?
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
What was the answer?
Then why is Trump a woman? Is it bad to be a woman? Can anyone explain
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Then why is Trump a woman? Is it bad to be a woman? Can anyone explain
See? You can joke about it without being misogynistic
November 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
See? You can joke about it without being misogynistic
This happened to the main character in Wheel of Time. He used magic to fix it
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This happened to the main character in Wheel of Time. He used magic to fix it
She's getting ready to explain this to her toddler, who can definitely understand
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
She's getting ready to explain this to her toddler, who can definitely understand
She's the only one who can make medbeds a reality!
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
She's the only one who can make medbeds a reality!
I believe it bc one of Trump's core personality traits is believing whatever the last powerful man he spoke to believes. He's so easy to influence, I can see him getting lost in the party vibe and Jeffrey and Bill and Derschowitz or whoever convincing him it's cool and not gay, just guys having fun
November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I believe it bc one of Trump's core personality traits is believing whatever the last powerful man he spoke to believes. He's so easy to influence, I can see him getting lost in the party vibe and Jeffrey and Bill and Derschowitz or whoever convincing him it's cool and not gay, just guys having fun
Maybe this can get you started!
Thesaurus results for APPALLING
Synonyms for APPALLING: disgusting, awful, horrible, sickening, ugly, shocking, hideous, obnoxious; Antonyms of APPALLING: acceptable, innocuous, desirable, delightful, pleasant, attractive, delicious...
www.merriam-webster.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Maybe this can get you started!
Yes, so why are you defending the bigots? Fucking hell
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Yes, so why are you defending the bigots? Fucking hell
See how violent your religion has made you? You ignored the nonviolent means and assumed I meant killing, because you're a violent person. Religion only does harm
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
See how violent your religion has made you? You ignored the nonviolent means and assumed I meant killing, because you're a violent person. Religion only does harm
Neither of them has on appropriate footwear 🤦
November 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Neither of them has on appropriate footwear 🤦
Reminds me of this old story
A pilot who lied about his flying experience to secure a job at British Airways was said to have been caught when he pressed a button 'no qualified pilot would'
The former pilot was sentenced to 12 months in jail after pleading guilty to four counts of fraud, the UK Civil Aviation Authority said.
www.businessinsider.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Reminds me of this old story
There's also "drives you to want to murder" bad (see: happy hardcore)
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There's also "drives you to want to murder" bad (see: happy hardcore)
That's a cool looking chicken
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
That's a cool looking chicken
Who said anything about killing? What the fuck is wrong with you
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Who said anything about killing? What the fuck is wrong with you
Cool now let's talk about the bigotry and hatred that are central th their ideals
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Cool now let's talk about the bigotry and hatred that are central th their ideals
Jill Stein is so clearly in it for herself and her own fame rather than for any ideals, or even for growing the party to make it more relevant
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Jill Stein is so clearly in it for herself and her own fame rather than for any ideals, or even for growing the party to make it more relevant
Let's just ignore the sole driving force behind Republican politics the last 10 years I guess
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Let's just ignore the sole driving force behind Republican politics the last 10 years I guess