bestie that was a dementia screening
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
bestie that was a dementia screening
unstoppable force(feeling snacky) vs immovable object (too lazy to get up)
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
unstoppable force(feeling snacky) vs immovable object (too lazy to get up)
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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
June 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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No matter what state you live in, you have options and there are local organizations ready to help you get the care you need.
Learn about all the options, laws, support, and more at ineedana.com
💜 Made by people who've had abortions for people who will
Learn about all the options, laws, support, and more at ineedana.com
💜 Made by people who've had abortions for people who will
August 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
No matter what state you live in, you have options and there are local organizations ready to help you get the care you need.
Learn about all the options, laws, support, and more at ineedana.com
💜 Made by people who've had abortions for people who will
Learn about all the options, laws, support, and more at ineedana.com
💜 Made by people who've had abortions for people who will
if you have *ever* used the quote “give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime” to justify not feeding the needy, and you’re now cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you
March 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
if you have *ever* used the quote “give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a lifetime” to justify not feeding the needy, and you’re now cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you
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beware the vibes of march
March 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
beware the vibes of march
“are you a boy or a girl?”
actually
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
actually
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
March 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“are you a boy or a girl?”
actually
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
actually
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
if your job is to organize when construction workers do things and you choose to have them jackhammer in a residential neighborhood at 8am on a saturday… I don’t like you
March 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
if your job is to organize when construction workers do things and you choose to have them jackhammer in a residential neighborhood at 8am on a saturday… I don’t like you
my boyfriend and I are celebrating three years together tomorrow!
I dunno about yall but my mental health took a big hit this week. So let’s find some positives to focus on. What’s a thing that brings you joy, big or small?
February 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
my boyfriend and I are celebrating three years together tomorrow!
if this gets one like I will call my boyfriend doggie bag and then tell y’all what happens
Baby, babe: no thank you. I’m not in 9th grade
Pumpkin, sweetheart, honey: too sweet, feel old
Doggie bag: untested, need more data
Pumpkin, sweetheart, honey: too sweet, feel old
Doggie bag: untested, need more data
January 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
if this gets one like I will call my boyfriend doggie bag and then tell y’all what happens
when someone is wearing crocs but their personality is whack: I don’t like the cut of their jibbitz
January 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
when someone is wearing crocs but their personality is whack: I don’t like the cut of their jibbitz
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Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser
January 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Changing my behavior to solve a problem is just letting the problem win, and I don’t want to be a loser
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
hey boss sorry I can’t come in today, my cat’s napping on me and she looks soooo cozy
December 17, 2024 at 6:00 PM
hey boss sorry I can’t come in today, my cat’s napping on me and she looks soooo cozy
bipolar jocks in therapy: idk man it’s like sometimes I’m hella balling 🏀 and sometimes I’m hella bawling 😭
December 16, 2024 at 11:38 PM
bipolar jocks in therapy: idk man it’s like sometimes I’m hella balling 🏀 and sometimes I’m hella bawling 😭
the item and the package it was sent in
December 9, 2024 at 4:35 PM
the item and the package it was sent in
I think the biggest lie in police procedurals is that every murder will be exhaustively investigated in a reasonable timeframe. that privilege is only afforded to the rich and powerful. that only happens when a murder threatens to upset the status quo.
December 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
I think the biggest lie in police procedurals is that every murder will be exhaustively investigated in a reasonable timeframe. that privilege is only afforded to the rich and powerful. that only happens when a murder threatens to upset the status quo.
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Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Please do not give me unsolicited advice about my appearance. Please do not give ANYONE unsolicited advice about their appearance.
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are we still calling these posts skeets or what's the move
November 19, 2024 at 4:40 AM
are we still calling these posts skeets or what's the move
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Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
November 19, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.
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I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.
November 19, 2024 at 6:05 PM
I'm gonna be so real with you, if I ever see you post the word "females", unless you're talking about like a scientific study on newts or sommat, I will never trust anything you ever say again.