Doug
@realadhdoug.bsky.social
CLE OH✈️ WS NC. He/they. ADHD. Introvert. Ace. Data analyst. Rhynestone Fanboy. Some things I like: #CBB, #WNBA, #BBN, audiobooks, language, metalcore, tattoos, pizza, standup, the Schurniverse, the MCU, #RStats, #DataViz, gardening, nature, & cats
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Doug
@realadhdoug.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Hi new followers, I’m Doug and this is a picture of me standing slack-jawed in my kitchen pointing at my I voted sticker like a virtue-signaling jackass. Look at me look at me I did the bare minimum!
Anyway, I thought I’d say a bit about what you might expect from following me, besides sarcasm…
Anyway, I thought I’d say a bit about what you might expect from following me, besides sarcasm…
You know, if the demogorgons just had a union, Vecna would be screwed…
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
You know, if the demogorgons just had a union, Vecna would be screwed…
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Venezuela and Greenland, If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 Epstein Files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Venezuela and Greenland, If you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 Epstein Files that are missing. I think you will probably be rewarded mightily by our press.
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Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one
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Do you ever see a post and know you should skip the comments, but look anyway? The ignorant, sexist takes on a page dedicated to women’s sports are mind-boggling.
Women advocating for fair pay and working conditions are still met with mockery. Infuriating 😡
#WNBA #PayThemWhatYouOweThem
Women advocating for fair pay and working conditions are still met with mockery. Infuriating 😡
#WNBA #PayThemWhatYouOweThem
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Do you ever see a post and know you should skip the comments, but look anyway? The ignorant, sexist takes on a page dedicated to women’s sports are mind-boggling.
Women advocating for fair pay and working conditions are still met with mockery. Infuriating 😡
#WNBA #PayThemWhatYouOweThem
Women advocating for fair pay and working conditions are still met with mockery. Infuriating 😡
#WNBA #PayThemWhatYouOweThem
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You know, as a criminal justice reporter, I can tell you what it means when the government refuses to release an autopsy report.
The Democratic National Committee will not publicly release its autopsy of the 2024 presidential campaign, party officials said, a reversal intended to avoid a contentious reckoning over the party’s failure.
Democrats will not release the autopsy of their 2024 loss
Party leaders hope to avoid contentious fights over the party’s failing as it attempts to reboot for the 2026 midterms.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
You know, as a criminal justice reporter, I can tell you what it means when the government refuses to release an autopsy report.
Thinking about quitting my job and opening up a vegan sandwich shop called “Never Meat Your Heros”
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Thinking about quitting my job and opening up a vegan sandwich shop called “Never Meat Your Heros”
Watched this for the first time. What I learned is that—even among metalheads—I’m an outlier, lol. Most of the winners were either “too metal” or “not metal enough” for my taste.
But several of my picks made the top 5 & my pick did win in these four categories, so there’s that…
#Metal #Metalcore
But several of my picks made the top 5 & my pick did win in these four categories, so there’s that…
#Metal #Metalcore
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Watched this for the first time. What I learned is that—even among metalheads—I’m an outlier, lol. Most of the winners were either “too metal” or “not metal enough” for my taste.
But several of my picks made the top 5 & my pick did win in these four categories, so there’s that…
#Metal #Metalcore
But several of my picks made the top 5 & my pick did win in these four categories, so there’s that…
#Metal #Metalcore
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Life is short and it is precious. A lot of us do not act accordingly.
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Life is short and it is precious. A lot of us do not act accordingly.
When your team wins:
“CITIZENS!
BEHOLD. THIS DAY WE HATH VANQUISHED OUR FOES.
WE HATH BATHED IN THEIR BLOOD AND FORGED A GLORIOUS THRONE OF THEIR BROKEN BONES.
CITIZENS!
HEAR YE HEAR YE.
BEHOLD.
THIS DAY.
WE. ARE. VIC-TOR-I-OUSSSSSS!!!!!”
When your team loses:
“Final.”
“CITIZENS!
BEHOLD. THIS DAY WE HATH VANQUISHED OUR FOES.
WE HATH BATHED IN THEIR BLOOD AND FORGED A GLORIOUS THRONE OF THEIR BROKEN BONES.
CITIZENS!
HEAR YE HEAR YE.
BEHOLD.
THIS DAY.
WE. ARE. VIC-TOR-I-OUSSSSSS!!!!!”
When your team loses:
“Final.”
December 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When your team wins:
“CITIZENS!
BEHOLD. THIS DAY WE HATH VANQUISHED OUR FOES.
WE HATH BATHED IN THEIR BLOOD AND FORGED A GLORIOUS THRONE OF THEIR BROKEN BONES.
CITIZENS!
HEAR YE HEAR YE.
BEHOLD.
THIS DAY.
WE. ARE. VIC-TOR-I-OUSSSSSS!!!!!”
When your team loses:
“Final.”
“CITIZENS!
BEHOLD. THIS DAY WE HATH VANQUISHED OUR FOES.
WE HATH BATHED IN THEIR BLOOD AND FORGED A GLORIOUS THRONE OF THEIR BROKEN BONES.
CITIZENS!
HEAR YE HEAR YE.
BEHOLD.
THIS DAY.
WE. ARE. VIC-TOR-I-OUSSSSSS!!!!!”
When your team loses:
“Final.”
Look, when I say “I could care less,” I’m not misspeaking.
I’m both saying “I don’t care” AND that you should not underestimate how far my not caring can go.
I could ALWAYS care less.
My caring has no floor. It’s a bottomless pit of indifference and your concern is just falling into it.
I’m both saying “I don’t care” AND that you should not underestimate how far my not caring can go.
I could ALWAYS care less.
My caring has no floor. It’s a bottomless pit of indifference and your concern is just falling into it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Look, when I say “I could care less,” I’m not misspeaking.
I’m both saying “I don’t care” AND that you should not underestimate how far my not caring can go.
I could ALWAYS care less.
My caring has no floor. It’s a bottomless pit of indifference and your concern is just falling into it.
I’m both saying “I don’t care” AND that you should not underestimate how far my not caring can go.
I could ALWAYS care less.
My caring has no floor. It’s a bottomless pit of indifference and your concern is just falling into it.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Trivium
Chevelle
Linkin Park
Miss May I
Like Moths to Flames
(I’ve seen a lot of concerts, so I narrowed it down to only headliners)
Trivium
Chevelle
Linkin Park
Miss May I
Like Moths to Flames
(I’ve seen a lot of concerts, so I narrowed it down to only headliners)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Def Leppard
Twelve Cents for Marvin
Nine Inch Nails
Maggie Rogers
Rob Zombie
Def Leppard
Twelve Cents for Marvin
Nine Inch Nails
Maggie Rogers
Rob Zombie
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
L7
Marilyn Manson (it was the 90s)
Sawyer Brown
Chavelle
Insane Clown Posse
L7
Marilyn Manson (it was the 90s)
Sawyer Brown
Chavelle
Insane Clown Posse
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Trivium
Chevelle
Linkin Park
Miss May I
Like Moths to Flames
(I’ve seen a lot of concerts, so I narrowed it down to only headliners)
Trivium
Chevelle
Linkin Park
Miss May I
Like Moths to Flames
(I’ve seen a lot of concerts, so I narrowed it down to only headliners)
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Climate injustice:
“…in the aftermath of extreme weather events, lower-income neighbourhoods are less likely to rebuild and do not return to their pre-disaster state, whereas higher-income areas rebuild and tend to improve compared with their pre-disaster state…”
“…in the aftermath of extreme weather events, lower-income neighbourhoods are less likely to rebuild and do not return to their pre-disaster state, whereas higher-income areas rebuild and tend to improve compared with their pre-disaster state…”
Built environment disparities are amplified during extreme weather recovery - Nature
Higher-income neighbourhoods rebuild and improve after disasters while lower-income areas do not return to pre-disaster conditions.
www.nature.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Climate injustice:
“…in the aftermath of extreme weather events, lower-income neighbourhoods are less likely to rebuild and do not return to their pre-disaster state, whereas higher-income areas rebuild and tend to improve compared with their pre-disaster state…”
“…in the aftermath of extreme weather events, lower-income neighbourhoods are less likely to rebuild and do not return to their pre-disaster state, whereas higher-income areas rebuild and tend to improve compared with their pre-disaster state…”
So many people be out here saying “I fought like hell for scraps!” And then instead of saying, “no one else should have to suffer what I went through,” they say, “everyone else for all time should have it as bad as I did.”
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So many people be out here saying “I fought like hell for scraps!” And then instead of saying, “no one else should have to suffer what I went through,” they say, “everyone else for all time should have it as bad as I did.”
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December 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Last year, I stopped watching the UK/Gonzaga game at halftime when the Cats were down by 20.
The next day, I was kicking myself because I found out they’d come back to win it in OT.
I don’t think I have to worry about that this year ☹️
#BBN
The next day, I was kicking myself because I found out they’d come back to win it in OT.
I don’t think I have to worry about that this year ☹️
#BBN
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Last year, I stopped watching the UK/Gonzaga game at halftime when the Cats were down by 20.
The next day, I was kicking myself because I found out they’d come back to win it in OT.
I don’t think I have to worry about that this year ☹️
#BBN
The next day, I was kicking myself because I found out they’d come back to win it in OT.
I don’t think I have to worry about that this year ☹️
#BBN
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Yup, it’s like we need mark pope to only have a couple weeks to put a squad together because last years team was light years better than this years.
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yup, it’s like we need mark pope to only have a couple weeks to put a squad together because last years team was light years better than this years.
I don’t bet against my guys on principle, but the betting markets seem overly generous at Gonzaga -4.5.
It’s hard to be optimistic at this point but hey IDK maybe these three losses were the ghosts of Christmas past and UK suddenly woke up a changed team after Tuesday 😂
#BBN #CBB #CopeInPope
It’s hard to be optimistic at this point but hey IDK maybe these three losses were the ghosts of Christmas past and UK suddenly woke up a changed team after Tuesday 😂
#BBN #CBB #CopeInPope
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I don’t bet against my guys on principle, but the betting markets seem overly generous at Gonzaga -4.5.
It’s hard to be optimistic at this point but hey IDK maybe these three losses were the ghosts of Christmas past and UK suddenly woke up a changed team after Tuesday 😂
#BBN #CBB #CopeInPope
It’s hard to be optimistic at this point but hey IDK maybe these three losses were the ghosts of Christmas past and UK suddenly woke up a changed team after Tuesday 😂
#BBN #CBB #CopeInPope
Disclaimer: I do watch a handful of NBA games in October and April, but this is basically how my year is structured 😁
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Disclaimer: I do watch a handful of NBA games in October and April, but this is basically how my year is structured 😁
“Floppy disk” is a strange term for a 3D-printed physical manifestation of the Save icon.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Floppy disk” is a strange term for a 3D-printed physical manifestation of the Save icon.
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"Hey kid, want to join our genitalia club?"
I'm sure it's all well intentioned by Girl Guides, but it's transphobic to say "if someone's biologically female they can join".
Trans men are men. They are not women.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/g...
Trans men are men. They are not women.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/03/g...
Trans boys can join Girlguiding under new policy, organisation confirms
Following a ban on trans girls getting involved in Girl Guides, Girlguiding has confirmed it does not apply to trans boys.
www.thepinknews.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"Hey kid, want to join our genitalia club?"
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Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Send that text. Record that voice memo. Someone just sent me one that made me tear up. You never know what someone is going through. Though my thing is public, you never know. ❤️
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Hey BlueSky,
With the new year right around the corner, I'm putting feelers out for any part-time or freelance positions in sports writing, but specifically in any roles that involve writing about the NBA or WNBA. (1/2)
With the new year right around the corner, I'm putting feelers out for any part-time or freelance positions in sports writing, but specifically in any roles that involve writing about the NBA or WNBA. (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey BlueSky,
With the new year right around the corner, I'm putting feelers out for any part-time or freelance positions in sports writing, but specifically in any roles that involve writing about the NBA or WNBA. (1/2)
With the new year right around the corner, I'm putting feelers out for any part-time or freelance positions in sports writing, but specifically in any roles that involve writing about the NBA or WNBA. (1/2)