Doug
@realadhdoug.bsky.social
CLE OH✈️ WS NC. He/they. ADHD. Introvert. Ace. Data analyst. Rhynestone Fanboy. Some things I like: #CBB, #WNBA, #BBN, audiobooks, language, metalcore, tattoos, pizza, standup, the Schurniverse, the MCU, #RStats, #DataViz, gardening, nature, & cats
On the way to the Tragedy of the Commons tour last week in Greensboro:
“God is a load…” …..by GAG 😂
#Metalcore #GreatAmericanGhost
“God is a load…” …..by GAG 😂
#Metalcore #GreatAmericanGhost
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
On the way to the Tragedy of the Commons tour last week in Greensboro:
“God is a load…” …..by GAG 😂
#Metalcore #GreatAmericanGhost
“God is a load…” …..by GAG 😂
#Metalcore #GreatAmericanGhost
The face you make when you realize “oh shit this is an actual human person”
November 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The face you make when you realize “oh shit this is an actual human person”
THIS is the difference between what’s happening now in the Trump administration and “cancel culture” causing people to lose their jobs. Companies aren’t acting in response to cultural norms being violated; they’re reacting out of fear from the federal government. That’s why it’s a free speech issue.
September 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
THIS is the difference between what’s happening now in the Trump administration and “cancel culture” causing people to lose their jobs. Companies aren’t acting in response to cultural norms being violated; they’re reacting out of fear from the federal government. That’s why it’s a free speech issue.
K-pop has invaded my usual run of strictly morbidly aggressive metal 😂
September 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
K-pop has invaded my usual run of strictly morbidly aggressive metal 😂
Contemporary update to this classic data visualization
September 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Contemporary update to this classic data visualization
Also it’s more expensive
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Also it’s more expensive
September 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Seriously, though. I checked several mainstream news sites and they’re all still making it look like the shooter is a leftist. Is everyone on here wrong, or are they just slow?
September 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Seriously, though. I checked several mainstream news sites and they’re all still making it look like the shooter is a leftist. Is everyone on here wrong, or are they just slow?
If I hear one more reporter say that Charlie Kirk was known for “traditional Christian views,” I’m gonna lose my shit.
He was an “Evangelical Christian,” his denomination is less than 100 years old, and he’d only been a Christian for 5 years.
He was an “Evangelical Christian,” his denomination is less than 100 years old, and he’d only been a Christian for 5 years.
![Wikipedia excerpt: Religious views
Kirk was an evangelical Christian.[153] The Christian denomination to which he belonged was the Calvary Chapel Association.[154]
Prior to the early 2020s, Kirk was described as secular and a critic of religious influence on politics and the state](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r4kkhtcy3wyqa3exijx3vbl5/bafkreiadjw3xmrqetxg75tlkmamtamb4d3mahnvjk7uqzs3gxvwnftcjse@jpeg)
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If I hear one more reporter say that Charlie Kirk was known for “traditional Christian views,” I’m gonna lose my shit.
He was an “Evangelical Christian,” his denomination is less than 100 years old, and he’d only been a Christian for 5 years.
He was an “Evangelical Christian,” his denomination is less than 100 years old, and he’d only been a Christian for 5 years.
Pregnant Americans: I’m getting weird cravings for pickles and cottage cheese
Pregnant Ukrainians: I’m getting weird cravings for the blood of my enemies
Pregnant Ukrainians: I’m getting weird cravings for the blood of my enemies
August 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Pregnant Americans: I’m getting weird cravings for pickles and cottage cheese
Pregnant Ukrainians: I’m getting weird cravings for the blood of my enemies
Pregnant Ukrainians: I’m getting weird cravings for the blood of my enemies
20,000 jobs in 4 years is not exceptional.
In Trump’s first term, Apple added 31,000 jobs.
In Obama’s second term, they added 40,000 jobs.
I shouldn’t be the one providing this context.
m.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
In Trump’s first term, Apple added 31,000 jobs.
In Obama’s second term, they added 40,000 jobs.
I shouldn’t be the one providing this context.
m.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
August 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
20,000 jobs in 4 years is not exceptional.
In Trump’s first term, Apple added 31,000 jobs.
In Obama’s second term, they added 40,000 jobs.
I shouldn’t be the one providing this context.
m.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
In Trump’s first term, Apple added 31,000 jobs.
In Obama’s second term, they added 40,000 jobs.
I shouldn’t be the one providing this context.
m.macrotrends.net/stocks/chart...
I signed up for a free Paramount Plus trial and canceled it just so I could do this
July 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I signed up for a free Paramount Plus trial and canceled it just so I could do this
My only current tattoo is my personal life philosophy.
My next tattoo—I’m thinking on my left bicep—was crowdsourced from my 7-year old nephew and 9-year old niece. So, ofc it’s going to be a velociraptor wearing a superman cape with a Roblox logo on its chest, while eating a slice of pizza.
My next tattoo—I’m thinking on my left bicep—was crowdsourced from my 7-year old nephew and 9-year old niece. So, ofc it’s going to be a velociraptor wearing a superman cape with a Roblox logo on its chest, while eating a slice of pizza.
July 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My only current tattoo is my personal life philosophy.
My next tattoo—I’m thinking on my left bicep—was crowdsourced from my 7-year old nephew and 9-year old niece. So, ofc it’s going to be a velociraptor wearing a superman cape with a Roblox logo on its chest, while eating a slice of pizza.
My next tattoo—I’m thinking on my left bicep—was crowdsourced from my 7-year old nephew and 9-year old niece. So, ofc it’s going to be a velociraptor wearing a superman cape with a Roblox logo on its chest, while eating a slice of pizza.
One of these is not like the other 😂
July 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
One of these is not like the other 😂
The Democrats in during the second Trump administration:
July 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Democrats in during the second Trump administration:
They had me worried until the 4th quarter but it looks like I dressed for the occasion today 😁
July 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They had me worried until the 4th quarter but it looks like I dressed for the occasion today 😁
IMO, they buried the lede on this one.
We should be talking more about how defunding of the NWS played specifically into this tragedy—because this spells it out pretty clearly…
We should be talking more about how defunding of the NWS played specifically into this tragedy—because this spells it out pretty clearly…
July 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
IMO, they buried the lede on this one.
We should be talking more about how defunding of the NWS played specifically into this tragedy—because this spells it out pretty clearly…
We should be talking more about how defunding of the NWS played specifically into this tragedy—because this spells it out pretty clearly…
Can you guess which Fever player shown here won the MVP and which didn’t even play in the Final? 😂
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Can you guess which Fever player shown here won the MVP and which didn’t even play in the Final? 😂
The US on gender-affirming care for minors:
Minors aren’t mature enough to make decisions about their own bodies. What if they regret it later in life? How do we know their parents are indoctrinating then with gender ideology? It’s just too risky…
The US on underage marriage:
Minors aren’t mature enough to make decisions about their own bodies. What if they regret it later in life? How do we know their parents are indoctrinating then with gender ideology? It’s just too risky…
The US on underage marriage:
June 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The US on gender-affirming care for minors:
Minors aren’t mature enough to make decisions about their own bodies. What if they regret it later in life? How do we know their parents are indoctrinating then with gender ideology? It’s just too risky…
The US on underage marriage:
Minors aren’t mature enough to make decisions about their own bodies. What if they regret it later in life? How do we know their parents are indoctrinating then with gender ideology? It’s just too risky…
The US on underage marriage:
Unintentionally repping the openers from the last two metal shows I attended. Bleed from Within and Gore. both put on a hell of a show. Check ‘em out!
#MetalSky #Metalcore #SupportTheSupport
#MetalSky #Metalcore #SupportTheSupport
June 20, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Unintentionally repping the openers from the last two metal shows I attended. Bleed from Within and Gore. both put on a hell of a show. Check ‘em out!
#MetalSky #Metalcore #SupportTheSupport
#MetalSky #Metalcore #SupportTheSupport
Substrate for a fish tank or an inexplicably feminist version of Fruity Pebbles? You decide
June 19, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Substrate for a fish tank or an inexplicably feminist version of Fruity Pebbles? You decide
When I think of poverty, I definitely think of children not being surrounded by enough parrots
June 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
When I think of poverty, I definitely think of children not being surrounded by enough parrots
That part where one’s fixing their hair while the other’s monologuing 😂
June 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
That part where one’s fixing their hair while the other’s monologuing 😂
This piece is the shittiest take at the worst possible time but, hey, at least it gave us this brilliant quote…
June 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This piece is the shittiest take at the worst possible time but, hey, at least it gave us this brilliant quote…