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servingkant.bsky.social
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@servingkant.bsky.social
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like imagine spending that much money to get access to a bag and they offer you an ugly one
July 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
and also apparently they only offer you the bag they want to give you! you don’t even get to pick! absolutely wild
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I know this isn’t exactly what y’all are asking BUT I’m a cashier and if one more older man calls me sweetheart or sweetie I’m going to start biting people
July 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
it can’t all be hopeless bullshit all the time. we need moments of joy like we need sunlight.
April 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I also didn’t link any AI because it’s unreliable as a source of information lmao
April 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I intentionally picked one that has direct quotes from DT but you’re just gone. k.
April 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
and the administration has already said they’re “exploring avenues” to do the same to citizens. what will your spin be then?
April 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
tell him to trust in trickle-down water pressure
April 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
if you never used this quote and you’re cheering on the dismantling of the DOE… fuck you too
March 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
one time my dad and I politely declined a pamphlet from a mormon and said we weren’t interested when he tried to proselytize anyway… as we were walking away he shouted “you can run but you can’t hide!”
March 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
thank you so much!
March 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
does anyone have a script for me to call my legislators with? I need to do *something* but I don’t know what to say.
March 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
when elon’s jizz tastes like battery acid
March 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I absolutely love this style but I can’t dm you for some reason
March 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM