Eris
@seleristicillusion.bsky.social
Selery | She/Her | 36 | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Cannabis Industry | Zen Discordian |
My love's a knife that cuts the dark
My love's a knife that cuts the dark
Pinned
Eris
@seleristicillusion.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Bluesky! I'm Selery, like the vegetable! Im an Esteemed Discordian Episkapos and casual occult practitioner! I exist in a state of perpetual invocation, my pineal gland overflowing with Eris! My hair has been BLUE for two years and will stay BLUE for the foreseeable future!
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They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
October 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
They should invent a brain that can feel more than sadness.
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
September 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The Amelia Earhart files thing might be the funniest Epstein files joke I've heard. Whoever convinced him this was a good idea is a comedic genius.
This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old
September 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This shirt is ancient, like at least 20 years old
It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It waited an extra day, but now we wait to see what they say
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
September 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I bet a lot of people went into Him looking for a football movie and left feeling castigated as consumers of American sports culture
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Holy shit Him is good. Go see Him.
Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons
September 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Told the lyft driver we were going to see a horror movie and got a lecture about demons
Feeling incredibly lonely
September 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Feeling incredibly lonely
Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Gonna write Vibe Cannabis a strongly worded letter in the morning. This shit really shouldn't be on my shelf in 2025.
ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by Rough House Rosie - Topic
youtu.be
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
ooohhh I got a partner in crime might really get into some good trouble idk im scared right now because I'm sleepy
Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.
September 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Had a real awkward moment today of purest passing where someone asked if my parents were some kinda hippies for naming me Selery. Told him it was a chosen name and that my parents are bad people. It's happened before. Always awkward.
I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.
September 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I got a voicemail intended for my mother, someone I haven't spoken to in ~13 years. She might be in some trouble. idk. Not my fuckin problem. Getting calls looking for her is my problem.
Might stir up some good trouble idk
Which Side Are You On?
YouTube video by S.G. Goodman - Topic
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Might stir up some good trouble idk
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If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?
September 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If the governments’ enemies are antifascists, what does that make them?
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the annoying thing about transition solving a bunch of previously intractable mental health issues is it makes me think all sorts of mental health issues can be fixed by making material changes to my life
September 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the annoying thing about transition solving a bunch of previously intractable mental health issues is it makes me think all sorts of mental health issues can be fixed by making material changes to my life
imdb says Passions has the first black lesbian in soap opera history. I hope it's Whitney. If it's Whitney, they did a great job setting it up.
September 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
imdb says Passions has the first black lesbian in soap opera history. I hope it's Whitney. If it's Whitney, they did a great job setting it up.
Less abstract cat
September 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Less abstract cat
I thought it was a good picture of us <3
September 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I thought it was a good picture of us <3
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be the weed tranny you want to see hanging around
September 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
be the weed tranny you want to see hanging around
I couldn't resist. I had to have them. This is the first new pair of shoes I've bought in probably a decade if you don't count the xero sandal kits. They're just too perfect <3
I really want to get the trans pride Vivos, but I could get two lightly used pairs of Vivos for the same price. I'm conflicted...
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I couldn't resist. I had to have them. This is the first new pair of shoes I've bought in probably a decade if you don't count the xero sandal kits. They're just too perfect <3
I really want to get the trans pride Vivos, but I could get two lightly used pairs of Vivos for the same price. I'm conflicted...
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I really want to get the trans pride Vivos, but I could get two lightly used pairs of Vivos for the same price. I'm conflicted...
Hares on the Mountain is gay as fuck when a woman is singing. You could introduce me to the woman who wants to bed Sally and 'tend to her schooling, especially if she plays banjo in the woods about it
Hares on the Mountain
YouTube video by roughhouserosie
youtu.be
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hares on the Mountain is gay as fuck when a woman is singing. You could introduce me to the woman who wants to bed Sally and 'tend to her schooling, especially if she plays banjo in the woods about it