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I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Would be funny if it was like a saturday morning cartoon plot thing and now he's normal again.
John Fetterman was transported to a hospital this morning after falling and hitting his face.

Docs discovered he'd had a ventricular fibrillation flare-up, a form of sudden cardiac arrest. His office says he's doing well and “receiving routine observation." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
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November 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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WIP
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Surrey, BC may have had a little bit of development going on over the past 15 years.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Google Maps Stroke Simulator
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Okay, a stopped clock is right twice a day.
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Holy crap note to self in the future, don't print documents with lots of pages in color at the ups store.
October 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass.

It NEEDS mass pushback.
🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on.

You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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One of the better photographs depicting modernity, I'd say:
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I've finally found a band name without precedent.
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
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October 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Proud of portland for spreading inflation world wide
a pixel art drawing of a person with a red arrow pointing to the right
ALT: a pixel art drawing of a person with a red arrow pointing to the right
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October 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know it was an onion article, but I think it's finally Apple's time to do the Macbook Wheel for real.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnL...
October 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Knowing that this guy is hunting around in the ocean depths looking like a fed during a shutdown warms my chilled heart.
His name is Jeff.
October 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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He doesn't know how to use the shells
All right, y'all, help me out. This is a bidet, right? (It's in my airbnb.) So, the idea is, you poop in the toilet and then...crab walk a few feet to your left, with your pants down? And stick your butt down in this thing? There's no seat, as such, so you're just...hovering your butt down into it?
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I ran into some slop channel that steals @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social videos and overlays just his face over totally random and unrelated stock footage. Don't support this of course, but the result is weirdly hilarious.
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Escape from Portland where Snake Plissken grants his captors plenary authority to kiss his ass while resisting arrest before being sent on a mission to the city to save a podcaster's daughter. They drop him off in the parking lot where Wilsonville Fry's used to be—as far as the military dares to go.
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Based FDR 80 years beyond the grave
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm not sure parents today would take their under-10 kids to see Jacob's Ladder, but they should because it's not just about the p—
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
September 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The second best time is n—wait, what?
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM