Gonna email him about whether I should really try the irish spring 5-in-1 trick to clean my hopelessly stained shower.

"after" or "down on"?

Here's the name of my gun: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was—🧵 1/4254

I'd like to present my idea for the new White House

I'd heard whole towns were evacuated to hundreds of miles away because they were so remote, and that the damage was pretty devastating, but this is the first I'd heard that it was actually a hurricane/typhoon/cyclone/whatever and not just a flood of some sort.

Our album "Fart Apnea" is forthcoming.

> "Our parents aren't having children."

Yeah, they probably learned their lesson.

Knowing that this guy is hunting around in the ocean depths looking like a fed during a shutdown warms my chilled heart.
His name is Jeff.