Secretions
@secretions.bsky.social
Surrey, BC may have had a little bit of development going on over the past 15 years.
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Surrey, BC may have had a little bit of development going on over the past 15 years.
Google Maps Stroke Simulator
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Google Maps Stroke Simulator
I'd like to present my idea for the new White House
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'd like to present my idea for the new White House
I've finally found a band name without precedent.
October 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've finally found a band name without precedent.
Also, very appropriate recommendation here.
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Also, very appropriate recommendation here.
I ran into some slop channel that steals @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social videos and overlays just his face over totally random and unrelated stock footage. Don't support this of course, but the result is weirdly hilarious.
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I ran into some slop channel that steals @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social videos and overlays just his face over totally random and unrelated stock footage. Don't support this of course, but the result is weirdly hilarious.
Escape from Portland where Snake Plissken grants his captors plenary authority to kiss his ass while resisting arrest before being sent on a mission to the city to save a podcaster's daughter. They drop him off in the parking lot where Wilsonville Fry's used to be—as far as the military dares to go.
October 9, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Escape from Portland where Snake Plissken grants his captors plenary authority to kiss his ass while resisting arrest before being sent on a mission to the city to save a podcaster's daughter. They drop him off in the parking lot where Wilsonville Fry's used to be—as far as the military dares to go.
Based FDR 80 years beyond the grave
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Based FDR 80 years beyond the grave
The second best time is n—wait, what?
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The second best time is n—wait, what?
You've caught me at an awkward moment, Mr. Bond.
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
You've caught me at an awkward moment, Mr. Bond.
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND ICE CREAM ONLY FROM NOW ON 24/7 UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
DROP OUT OF SCHOOL, PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND ICE CREAM ONLY FROM NOW ON 24/7 UNTIL YOU DROP DEAD
Reminds me of this.
August 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Reminds me of this.
We need a manga with the courage to preach that RAID is not a backup.
August 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We need a manga with the courage to preach that RAID is not a backup.
I had to double take when I saw this because I thought it was this old Ringu fanart I used to use as wallpaper.
August 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I had to double take when I saw this because I thought it was this old Ringu fanart I used to use as wallpaper.
I sometimes think of this, and then immediately think of the anemic Terminator 2 pickup.
August 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I sometimes think of this, and then immediately think of the anemic Terminator 2 pickup.
remember Sammy Jankis
August 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
remember Sammy Jankis
Because I'm a big dumbass, I only realized looking at this senate vote that it's "Yea or Nay" not "Yay or Nay". I also can't help but reading this as "Yeah or Nay", but colloquialized to more of a "Yeh".
July 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Because I'm a big dumbass, I only realized looking at this senate vote that it's "Yea or Nay" not "Yay or Nay". I also can't help but reading this as "Yeah or Nay", but colloquialized to more of a "Yeh".
HAVE YOU SEEN "ON THE BEACH"?
July 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
HAVE YOU SEEN "ON THE BEACH"?
Every Richard Wolff video on youtube is like, "GET READY! THEY'RE COMING TO SKULLF**K YOUR FAMILY'S CORPSES AFTER THIS DROPS!"
July 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Every Richard Wolff video on youtube is like, "GET READY! THEY'RE COMING TO SKULLF**K YOUR FAMILY'S CORPSES AFTER THIS DROPS!"
THEY ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE NEXT STUPID THING...!
July 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
THEY ARE STILL WAITING FOR THE NEXT STUPID THING...!
One way you could spend an audible credit is on Stephen King's "Duma Key". Or you could listen to the audiobook version of Bakemonogatari. Or... you can join the cool kid's club and listen to an hour and half-long book on a defunct product reordering button for Amazon.
July 25, 2025 at 8:33 AM
One way you could spend an audible credit is on Stephen King's "Duma Key". Or you could listen to the audiobook version of Bakemonogatari. Or... you can join the cool kid's club and listen to an hour and half-long book on a defunct product reordering button for Amazon.
Yeah, here we go. Dude who made up the name claimed it meant something, but he just mutated some random kid's name.
July 20, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Yeah, here we go. Dude who made up the name claimed it meant something, but he just mutated some random kid's name.
TASTE THE GOLDEN SPRAY
July 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
TASTE THE GOLDEN SPRAY
Man, if I had photoshop installed, I could make the breast Rahm Emmanuelle movie poster. I mean, Emanuel. And best.
July 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Man, if I had photoshop installed, I could make the breast Rahm Emmanuelle movie poster. I mean, Emanuel. And best.