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36 now but not telling when that happened.
I prefer being an ambiguous impression rather than give anything away. Good luck :D

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Here's the formula!
Act harmlessly bewildered
Engage with the more visibly frustrated replies
Cherrypick users you can sealion most effectively
Ignore valid counterreplies
Move goalposts
Sealion replies that chase your goalposts
Repeat for hours
"I still don't get [thing that was answered 50 times]"
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all goosebumps books really happened, theyre autobiographical written by real life stine
December 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Welcome back artists!🖌🎨✨️
Quote Post with an old piece that you still like!
December 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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there are many horrible brainworms you can catch online but none of them are as all-encompassing in their destruction of you as a human being as transphobia

start down that road and you become incapable of normal human interaction
December 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
bluesky should let blocked accounts still show up in search results in case i feel like going to rubberneck
December 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Yeah. When I was in school I was big into “networking”, I would read networking guides, constantly redo my business card, think about how to stand out, etc

I made a lot of linkedin connections!

…None of which have ever been even 1% useful.

That whole concept is worthless
Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:

Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.

Make. Friends.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
December 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you

PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.

CHOTINER: And this is because

PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish

CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example

PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
-please- use alt text so that my mute filters work!
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Deadass?
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.

"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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happy holidays read my webcomic
happy #meetthewebcomic !!!

when a stranger from another world gets thrown into camelot, one particular knight's life gets completely changed, for better or for worse...

if you wanna read about gay knights learning to love and be loved, u should check out #heartofcamelot !!

read on comicfury!
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Early in the movie a character walks into a taberna, sniffs the air and says "hey does anyone smell ham?"

A grizzled, cynical man nursing a whiskey at the bar snorts and says "every day".
July 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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the shit I care least in the whole world about is whether the story about the Earl of Sandwich is true. yes it fucking was. my man was playing cards and eating meat with his hands and then he said hold up check this out. you won't believe this shit. bring me some fucking bread & hold onto your hats
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Here's another old NiGHTS article, to commemorate the character coming to #SonicRacingCrossWorlds!

In Part 2 of our NiGHTS retrospective, we went over what happened after the Saturn: lots of cameos & a sequel that would give NiGHTS their current look, which is in CrossWorlds!
25 Years of NiGHTS (Part 2)
For Part 1 of this article, go here.The CameosThough no new NiGHTS game was on the horizon by the late 90s, Sonic Team and SEGA still had plenty of love for the purple dream jester, and they demonstra...
www.sonicstadium.org
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Planes fall out of the sky. Cars explode. Patients receive the wrong dose of life-sustaining medication. Buildings collapse. Fuel systems set themselves on fire.

Like, do you understand how absolutely idiotic the idea that code doesn't have to be as perfect as it possibly can be is?
December 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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this is the only act of kindness that kazuya mishima has ever received, and the only act of kindness that dr. mario has ever done.
December 26, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I am going to say this out loud and as clearly as I can: Bad code can kill people. It can cost a company their entire net worth. It can result in unfathomable harm.

This is obviously not the case for ALL code. But most code can have extremely negative effects if it's not as good as it can be.
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.

Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I have diverted from his advice and my wardrobe is incredibly excelled.
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
checking people's bios is such a fun thing to do

sometimes you'll see some absolute headass bs and click through to see "Envisioning a Future With AI"

and other times you'll see something interesting and fun and it'll say "did something important with the peeps that made your favorite thing ever"
underrated thing about bluesky i sincerely love is that people here are usually fairly eager to reveal stuff about cool stuff they did on the computer like 20 years ago. like oh cool the WTF Boom guy's still kicking and he's on here. that is awesome
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In celebration of deleting Twitter here's a collection of some of my popularest tweets, now only available here.
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Deltarune if Toby Fox knew how to write
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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hearing some pretty vile stuff about russell brand..... think i'll be sticking with kirkland signature. thank you
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM