Matthew Johnson
@seasouthern.bsky.social
Parent. Partner. Queer. RA. South Alabamian in South Seattle. Urbanist. Transit Advocate. He/Him or They/Them. #WDE #EBFG #CIB #OIF #OEF
Read the entire article and didn’t see a mention of what kinds of cheese would be available.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Read the entire article and didn’t see a mention of what kinds of cheese would be available.
I am 99% sure my HPV vaccine did nothing to reduce my risk of cervical cancer.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am 99% sure my HPV vaccine did nothing to reduce my risk of cervical cancer.
Lot’s of questions have been asked by my ‘We’re not Enron’ T-shirt that were clearly answered by my ‘We’re not Enron’ T-shirt.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”
@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
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@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Lot’s of questions have been asked by my ‘We’re not Enron’ T-shirt that were clearly answered by my ‘We’re not Enron’ T-shirt.
This Alan Tudyk erasure will not stand!
Also Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera. And to be clear Rogue One was the first time I ever heard of Saw. I didn’t know the backstory so not fan service just an amazing character IMO.
Also Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera. And to be clear Rogue One was the first time I ever heard of Saw. I didn’t know the backstory so not fan service just an amazing character IMO.
very funny that within like 20 minutes of these posts i already got a “he has this bad take because works for the new york times” quote post. no, i have this correct take because i’m not so blinded by fan service slop that i can’t evaluate a film on its own merits
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This Alan Tudyk erasure will not stand!
Also Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera. And to be clear Rogue One was the first time I ever heard of Saw. I didn’t know the backstory so not fan service just an amazing character IMO.
Also Forest Whitaker as Saw Gerrera. And to be clear Rogue One was the first time I ever heard of Saw. I didn’t know the backstory so not fan service just an amazing character IMO.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
Sunday hot take:
Al Pacino is underrated as an actor due to 2 of his 5 best performances (Roy Cohn and Jack Kevorkian) being direct to HBO so not eligible for Oscars.
Al Pacino is underrated as an actor due to 2 of his 5 best performances (Roy Cohn and Jack Kevorkian) being direct to HBO so not eligible for Oscars.
November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sunday hot take:
Al Pacino is underrated as an actor due to 2 of his 5 best performances (Roy Cohn and Jack Kevorkian) being direct to HBO so not eligible for Oscars.
Al Pacino is underrated as an actor due to 2 of his 5 best performances (Roy Cohn and Jack Kevorkian) being direct to HBO so not eligible for Oscars.
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The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 1921
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Los Angeles Record
November 22, 1921
November 22, 1921
As someone whose team won a cup without even a shot on goal in the final:
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
As someone whose team won a cup without even a shot on goal in the final:
Care-a-be-in or Care-ib-e-in? (I’m the latter)
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Care-a-be-in or Care-ib-e-in? (I’m the latter)
@jvl.bsky.social So @timmiller.bsky.social is correct that the US is a net exporter of petroleum products but wrong in that we don’t need Saudi Arabia and the Gulf at large.
Our oil is pricy both to produce & refine and not under gov control.
Gulf has light sweet crude and can just turn on or off.
Our oil is pricy both to produce & refine and not under gov control.
Gulf has light sweet crude and can just turn on or off.
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
@jvl.bsky.social So @timmiller.bsky.social is correct that the US is a net exporter of petroleum products but wrong in that we don’t need Saudi Arabia and the Gulf at large.
Our oil is pricy both to produce & refine and not under gov control.
Gulf has light sweet crude and can just turn on or off.
Our oil is pricy both to produce & refine and not under gov control.
Gulf has light sweet crude and can just turn on or off.
Ex’s sister had a 100% evil ass cat named Noam Chompsky that spent his entire day hiding & stalking & you never knew when a fucking furball would fly out of nowhere attack you w/teeth & claws.
They for real had a block party when he died (Athens GA, early 00s)
Anyway, he was better than namesake.
They for real had a block party when he died (Athens GA, early 00s)
Anyway, he was better than namesake.
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ex’s sister had a 100% evil ass cat named Noam Chompsky that spent his entire day hiding & stalking & you never knew when a fucking furball would fly out of nowhere attack you w/teeth & claws.
They for real had a block party when he died (Athens GA, early 00s)
Anyway, he was better than namesake.
They for real had a block party when he died (Athens GA, early 00s)
Anyway, he was better than namesake.
Is Ronaldo not still wanted for rape charges in Nevada? I thought that was the reason he won’t play in the US.
"The president also hosted a dinner for the crown prince last night. Guests included Elon Musk, who is back in Trump’s good graces, as well as soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, Apple chief executive Tim Cook, Nvidia chief Jensen Huang, and billionaire investor Bill Ackerman."
embarrassing.
embarrassing.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Is Ronaldo not still wanted for rape charges in Nevada? I thought that was the reason he won’t play in the US.
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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Email just went out on my campus that the Immigration Goons ("federal immigration agents") will be in town (Raleigh).
Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."
The fuck kind of country are we living in?
Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."
The fuck kind of country are we living in?
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Email just went out on my campus that the Immigration Goons ("federal immigration agents") will be in town (Raleigh).
Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."
The fuck kind of country are we living in?
Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."
The fuck kind of country are we living in?
This is actually a legit question.
But our kids ask why they aren’t legit.
But our kids ask why they aren’t legit.
Having a 5 yo means watching Rudolph for the third fucking time in 3 days
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is actually a legit question.
But our kids ask why they aren’t legit.
But our kids ask why they aren’t legit.
The timeline doesn’t lie.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The timeline doesn’t lie.
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Seattle is killing off DADUs unless you have an alley!
Being able to build in the rear yard was how DADUs were possible. If you need a 15 foot setback most DADUs will not work!!!
Need a fix before the one seattle plan vote!
@alexis4seattle.bsky.social
Being able to build in the rear yard was how DADUs were possible. If you need a 15 foot setback most DADUs will not work!!!
Need a fix before the one seattle plan vote!
@alexis4seattle.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Seattle is killing off DADUs unless you have an alley!
Being able to build in the rear yard was how DADUs were possible. If you need a 15 foot setback most DADUs will not work!!!
Need a fix before the one seattle plan vote!
@alexis4seattle.bsky.social
Being able to build in the rear yard was how DADUs were possible. If you need a 15 foot setback most DADUs will not work!!!
Need a fix before the one seattle plan vote!
@alexis4seattle.bsky.social
If it was anyone but Dolly microwave shrimp would be a forceful HELL NO!
But it is Dolly so I would try it home (NOT in a work break room!).
But it is Dolly so I would try it home (NOT in a work break room!).
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If it was anyone but Dolly microwave shrimp would be a forceful HELL NO!
But it is Dolly so I would try it home (NOT in a work break room!).
But it is Dolly so I would try it home (NOT in a work break room!).
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The national media has realized that Seattle's next mayor is going to be a socialist who has never before held elected office. Those things are true.
But mayor-elect Katie Wilson is no neophyte when it comes to local politics.
But mayor-elect Katie Wilson is no neophyte when it comes to local politics.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The national media has realized that Seattle's next mayor is going to be a socialist who has never before held elected office. Those things are true.
But mayor-elect Katie Wilson is no neophyte when it comes to local politics.
But mayor-elect Katie Wilson is no neophyte when it comes to local politics.
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The theater of Trump’s call for House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files:
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The theater of Trump’s call for House Republicans to vote to release the Epstein files:
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
I am so confident that I will extract it from the Group Chat and post on Main:
Barring injury Roldan plays in 2016.
Three beers.
But also I’m so poor that only the first two people to take me up on the offer can collect.
Also you gotta come watch the match at Rookies in Columbia City.
Barring injury Roldan plays in 2016.
Three beers.
But also I’m so poor that only the first two people to take me up on the offer can collect.
Also you gotta come watch the match at Rookies in Columbia City.
Relentless pressure by Luna and Roldan.
Give-n-go for the go-ahead from Reyna and Balogun.
Your AT&T Play of the Match ⤵️
Give-n-go for the go-ahead from Reyna and Balogun.
Your AT&T Play of the Match ⤵️
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am so confident that I will extract it from the Group Chat and post on Main:
Barring injury Roldan plays in 2016.
Three beers.
But also I’m so poor that only the first two people to take me up on the offer can collect.
Also you gotta come watch the match at Rookies in Columbia City.
Barring injury Roldan plays in 2016.
Three beers.
But also I’m so poor that only the first two people to take me up on the offer can collect.
Also you gotta come watch the match at Rookies in Columbia City.
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it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
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Thus, my "actually everything is housing policy" theory of politics.
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Thus, my "actually everything is housing policy" theory of politics.