Sea to the Dub
seadubya.bsky.social
Sea to the Dub
@seadubya.bsky.social
Reader. Hater. All around goblin.
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What if Kristallnacht and The Red Summer of 1919 had a baby? That’s America 2025.
September 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
And here’s what’s going on in Oklahoma schools
September 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Help I just got my kitten vaxxed and now he won’t stop talking about trains.
July 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
@riverboatjack.bsky.social don’t care. My mom said you’re beautiful. She’s not doing hot. I am her primary provider. She’s been here the whole time. She is bad some hours, but she is for it. She is always cool as hell.
July 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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For young people starting at a new job, making friends can feel anxiety-inducing. One way to make it easier? Joining or forming a union.

Five young people working across industries and across the country share how organizing helped them find community and changed their relationship with work. ⤵️
Think It’s Impossible to Find Community at Work? Try Joining a Union
I went from “just thinking of myself to really caring so deeply about all of my colleagues.”
www.teenvogue.com
June 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This is Sirius. He wanted to show off all of his best unconventional tricks. 14/10 what an absolute pro
June 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Just one quaalude. Please.
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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No More Kings includes the one from that got-damn mobile game
June 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh no anyways
From the scanner right now: LAPD is taking rubber bullets from LASD. I am not joking. (They're in each other's crossfire, it's a clusterfuck that they've largely brought on themselves)
June 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...
June 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: Local water sausage executes a flawless 360,493° ultra-zoom mega spin. Physicists baffled.
June 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
So the thing that is trawling the internet to scan for us asking if it’s happened yet (because it hasn’t) or saying it’s a genocide (because it is), and fuck ICE (because fuck them, honestly) is called Palantir?
a man with a beard and long white hair is holding a sphere in his hand .
ALT: a man with a beard and long white hair is holding a sphere in his hand .
media.tenor.com
June 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I just have to say this where no one can see. God damn I’m so ugly. Jesus. How do you ever look at me? I’m a woman human Sir Didymus. Like a more evolved Fizzgig.
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM