Stu F.
@sdfstu.bsky.social
The words I thought I brought I left behind.
Historian, REEES; Philly sports fan.
Historian, REEES; Philly sports fan.
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Stu F.
@sdfstu.bsky.social
· Nov 4
GUILDENSTERN: There must have been a moment, at the beginning, where we could have said -- no. But somehow we missed it. Well, we’ll know better next time.
Lol at all of it but esp. the idea that “singing this last one under his real name” is (1) a thing, & (2) a thing that just bowls over Megyn Kelly.
Imagining the equivalent: “Author's note: the reader is to consider this final chapter of Huck's adventures to have been written by Mr. Samuel Clemens"
Imagining the equivalent: “Author's note: the reader is to consider this final chapter of Huck's adventures to have been written by Mr. Samuel Clemens"
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Lol at all of it but esp. the idea that “singing this last one under his real name” is (1) a thing, & (2) a thing that just bowls over Megyn Kelly.
Imagining the equivalent: “Author's note: the reader is to consider this final chapter of Huck's adventures to have been written by Mr. Samuel Clemens"
Imagining the equivalent: “Author's note: the reader is to consider this final chapter of Huck's adventures to have been written by Mr. Samuel Clemens"
A punter/kicker shared MVP let's go!
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
A punter/kicker shared MVP let's go!
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PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
PSA: SEAHAWKS KICKER JASON MYERS IS NOW ON THE SUPER BOWL MVP BALLOT
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
www.nfl.com/super-bowl/m...
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Sad Robert Kraft that they showed a bit ago is quite nearly just as satisfying as Sad Jerruh.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Sad Robert Kraft that they showed a bit ago is quite nearly just as satisfying as Sad Jerruh.
possibly friends of a nearby university mascot
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
possibly friends of a nearby university mascot
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Baffled, actually. The chart has to say to go for 2.
You miss and you need … exactly the same thing as they do anyway?
You miss and you need … exactly the same thing as they do anyway?
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Baffled, actually. The chart has to say to go for 2.
You miss and you need … exactly the same thing as they do anyway?
You miss and you need … exactly the same thing as they do anyway?
They should leave that entire set on the field for the 2nd half, it'd make the game more interesting
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
They should leave that entire set on the field for the 2nd half, it'd make the game more interesting
Dude knows how to put on a f'cking show
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Dude knows how to put on a f'cking show
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Just got finished watching the team figure skating.
Ask me anything.
Ask me anything.
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Just got finished watching the team figure skating.
Ask me anything.
Ask me anything.
How have the mixed doubles curling teams already played six games, they must play three games a day of what is the most grueling sport in the olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
How have the mixed doubles curling teams already played six games, they must play three games a day of what is the most grueling sport in the olympics.
Guy who builds his entire personality around being the only one to have discovered that at the heart of all conspiracies is the fact that the puppy bowl is fixed, and then getting increasingly agitated as his incessant, frantic social media posts elicit only shrugs.
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Guy who builds his entire personality around being the only one to have discovered that at the heart of all conspiracies is the fact that the puppy bowl is fixed, and then getting increasingly agitated as his incessant, frantic social media posts elicit only shrugs.
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
Appreciate that they decided to rework the lingo for this clockwork orange reboot.
we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes
February 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Appreciate that they decided to rework the lingo for this clockwork orange reboot.
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I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors.
Great work everyone.
Great work everyone.
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I like how close this comes to admitting out loud that there’s an acceptable, normal background level of racism from the president he supports.
Sen. Tim Scott, the only Black Republican in the Senate, had this to say:
February 6, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I like how close this comes to admitting out loud that there’s an acceptable, normal background level of racism from the president he supports.
I don't have words for how good this is; brilliant idea, perfectly executed, no notes.
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I don't have words for how good this is; brilliant idea, perfectly executed, no notes.
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‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
![…
25. This Cibola jail was horrible. It was cramped. I was chained up again.
The officers mocked
me and called me their enemy. They laughed at me. I was kept at the jail for what felt like around three hours. I wasn't given an explanation for why I was there.
26. Security
guards then put me on a bus. I think it was around January 27.
No one said
anything about where I was going. I was handcuffed. It felt like the middle of the night. It was freezing cold in the bus because the driver had the AC on. We had no jackets. The bus eventually took me back to El Paso in the carly morning of Tuesday, January 27th.
27. I was put in a cold cell where I had to sleep on the bare cement floor. Around 10 in the morning my cellmate asked to speak to an ICE officer. Three officers came into the cell so I had a chance to speak to them too. One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." She told me that if I fought my case, I would spend two to three more months here in El Paso. She offered me $2600 to self-deport. I refused. I wanted to talk to my attorney. They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota. If I hadn't managed to talk to my attorney who told me a while back that I was ordered released. I might have given up at this point and signed the self-deportation forms because the conditions were so unbearable.
…
30. When I was taken back to the detention center from the airport, after missing the flight, I overheard an ICE officer saying in English, "the judge in Minnesota wants this one back." I was put in a cold jail cell again until early next morning (January 28). But again no one had told me directly that a judge had ordered my release
…
32. When I arrived in Minneapolis, I was handed off to ICE
… I had to sign lots of papers saying that I wasn't going to be a part of any "groups." I didn't know what they meant by "groups." They never told me why I was detained](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5cn3kbi4g5blrtahon34xbu4/bafkreiccqxmfncofjqinoveiqscwale2ox5xpiqt46veqjdh3jmimkrxhq@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 6:04 AM
‘One officer told me that I "had no chance of returning to Minnesota" and that "the best thing for (me] is self-deportation." …
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
She offered me $2600 to self-deport.
I refused.
I wanted to talk to my attorney.
They didn't tell me the judge had already ordered my release and return to Minnesota.’
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
“But doctor,” he said bursting into tears, “I am excommunicated Father Pagliarani!"
WELP! Looks like the SSPX has decided to go full schismatic again. The attempted rapprochement under Benedict appears to be over as they will appoint bishops of their own again.
Stand by for excommunication I guess.
Stand by for excommunication I guess.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“But doctor,” he said bursting into tears, “I am excommunicated Father Pagliarani!"
Whyyyyy. Duckworth? Whitehouse? It shouldn't be hard! Even f'cking Fetterman voted no!
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Whyyyyy. Duckworth? Whitehouse? It shouldn't be hard! Even f'cking Fetterman voted no!
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The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations ft.trib.al/H1vYT7B
Brad Karp to step down as Paul Weiss chair after Epstein revelations
Files released by US Department of Justice detailed his relationship with the child sex offender
ft.trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 2:04 AM
The chair of the first law firm that bent the knee to Trump’s extortion and agreed to do pro bono work for him is featured in the Epstein Files, you say? Huh.
Welp living in this semi-rural college town, with depression, in an area where winter feels like it lasts a month longer on either end, more likely to have time to shop late at night, I have been shamefully unwilling to give up my Amazon habit but can't do it any more, it's past time.
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Welp living in this semi-rural college town, with depression, in an area where winter feels like it lasts a month longer on either end, more likely to have time to shop late at night, I have been shamefully unwilling to give up my Amazon habit but can't do it any more, it's past time.
Look Bernie hasn't been great on some things lately but when he stays in his lane he can still do it pretty well, and this is most definitely his lane.
If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
Democracy dies in oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Look Bernie hasn't been great on some things lately but when he stays in his lane he can still do it pretty well, and this is most definitely his lane.
jesus fucking christ
INBOX: Washington Post Ukraine Correspondent Lizzie Johnson announces that she has been laid off in the middle of a below-freezing war zone without power, heat, or running water.
February 5, 2026 at 2:02 AM
jesus fucking christ