ScreamingMD
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Nerd, Mom, Doctor (EM & Tox), Sportsfan - not necessarily in that order
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My mom: Why are there only white kids in the IU marching band?
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
My mom: Why are there only white kids in the IU marching band?
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
Me: …
Mom: There are black kids who go to IU!
Me: Mom, if you live in Indianapolis and you are good at marching band and think of going to IU, Grambling comes in the night and knocks you into sense.
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Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
January 1, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.
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"I ain't buying that fake-fake punt crap."
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
"I ain't buying that fake-fake punt crap."
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Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.
Me sitting on my couch under a blanket with a lap cat yelling at the Rose Parade people who are hiding under covered cars “wuss get wet!”
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Me sitting on my couch under a blanket with a lap cat yelling at the Rose Parade people who are hiding under covered cars “wuss get wet!”
Playing The Hive. Hubby is the shuffler bc I’m tired and Kiddo can’t and is getting mad because of the first card.
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Playing The Hive. Hubby is the shuffler bc I’m tired and Kiddo can’t and is getting mad because of the first card.
Vaccinated for COVID many times over. Not dead.
January 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Vaccinated for COVID many times over. Not dead.
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This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
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For folks still struggling with the math:
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
This should not be shrugged aside. They have stopped with the fake 22 million illegal immigrants things and are flat out saying we want to deport 10's of millions of citizens and legal residents from "third world countries" Basically they are advocating removing 1/3 of the population on a gov site.
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
For folks still struggling with the math:
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
There are ~345 million US citizens.
There are ~245 million white US citizens.
This is what they mean by "Peaceful ethnic cleansing." Their plan ends with deporting all non-white people.
Not "undocumented criminals."
Not even "all undocumented people."
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this sign is eternal for a reason
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
this sign is eternal for a reason
OH MY GOD. Scroll up.
My man looks like he’s self published an e-book on phrenology
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
OH MY GOD. Scroll up.
NFC South is the ACC of the NFL
the 49-year Falcons-Saints rivalry has all been leading to the moment Sunday when it decides an NFC South title that neither team can win
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
NFC South is the ACC of the NFL
Stick a serving of meat on top of a regular loaded potato
We're on the cusp of the next potato trend: the loaded, baked potato has been popping up on restaurant menus in Philly and worldwide, but as a main dish and not as a side.
A star, not a side: The baked potato is back in a big way
www.inquirer.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stick a serving of meat on top of a regular loaded potato
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It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
December 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It was reprehensible when people mocked condom usage at the height of the AIDS pandemic.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
It is just as depraved to mock those wearing masks to reduce the spread of airborne viruses today.
Whenever someone takes any kind of step to protect public health, they should be applauded, not mocked.
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this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
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December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
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Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.
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35 million Americans live in poverty, and yet, this is what our president is focused on.
December 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
35 million Americans live in poverty, and yet, this is what our president is focused on.
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I used to think they were all nuts when they’d carry on non-stop about deep state cabals, powerful pedophile rings and highly connected sex traffickers.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
December 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I used to think they were all nuts when they’d carry on non-stop about deep state cabals, powerful pedophile rings and highly connected sex traffickers.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
It turns out they knew exactly what they were talking about.
They were talking about themselves.
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The assholery
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The assholery
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I’m not buying MTG’s repentance shtick but I’ll happily take the dirt she’s dishing in hopes we’ll buy it.
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not buying MTG’s repentance shtick but I’ll happily take the dirt she’s dishing in hopes we’ll buy it.
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The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The movie Knives Out is about Crocodile Dundee going up to people who have their knives out and telling them “that’s not a knife“ before unsheathing his knife which is actually a knife
Pickle martini and microwave nachos kind of post-shift vibe
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Pickle martini and microwave nachos kind of post-shift vibe
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December 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean