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Sweat stain included. Was once called a "Kevin" in comparison to a "Karen".
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Bart was pretty much spitting facts there. (Probably)
February 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
February 14, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Discord has learned from our mistakes and we want to regain your trust. That’s why our new Age Assurance technology is handled entirely by DeportationTech Inc.

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February 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Happy Valentines Babe. I can't believe its been nearly 5 years together. You've been there when I need you the most. Love you, bed. 🛏️
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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In the mood to re-work this piece, but... extra long shift at the day job. Guess I have time to think it over.
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day 💘
February 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Been trying to do more reading, even if it's just an audiobook. I found this great book tracking app that runs on AtProto (the shit that BlueSky is made from) and so far I love it. It's simple, easy, and fun. bookhive.buzz/profile/scoo...
bookhive.buzz
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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Daily bunny no.3229 starts the day with a bad omen
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Flex Friday.
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I literally thought this said Pup Events.
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Okay I was peer pressured into getting a lift in before my clinical rotation so have these bc I couldn’t decide which one I liked 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I still don't like this and I will never trust a ring camera again. This is giving "we canceled the partnership because we purchased the partner" vibes.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"I got horny during the halftime show and this needs to be investigated"
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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In today’s #404DeepDive, @jasonkoebler.bsky.social gets into Ring’s new feature Search Party which was advertised at the Super Bowl which essentially turns the entire neighborhood into a security dragnet.

Read more: www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
February 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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Very important. Please watch.
#fuckice
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Lerg Day.
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Gaga in the dressing room afterwards
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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Everyone is forgetting Adele's cameo during Benito's super bowl performance
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM