Patrick
@patrickwb95.bsky.social
'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
If found, please return to @jacksayspurple
🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
If found, please return to @jacksayspurple
🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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Don't listen to whoever is peddling the moustaches out thing!
Your moustache looks great, I promise!
Your moustache looks great, I promise!
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Don't listen to whoever is peddling the moustaches out thing!
Your moustache looks great, I promise!
Your moustache looks great, I promise!
The gooch week is messing me up this year
I'm somehow simultaneously completely burnt out from hosting but also really want to socialise so I don't waste this time off
I'm somehow simultaneously completely burnt out from hosting but also really want to socialise so I don't waste this time off
December 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The gooch week is messing me up this year
I'm somehow simultaneously completely burnt out from hosting but also really want to socialise so I don't waste this time off
I'm somehow simultaneously completely burnt out from hosting but also really want to socialise so I don't waste this time off
My game itch has not been scratched enough this Christmas
I need to play a board game or a game of the hat game or linkee or something STAT
I need to play a board game or a game of the hat game or linkee or something STAT
December 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My game itch has not been scratched enough this Christmas
I need to play a board game or a game of the hat game or linkee or something STAT
I need to play a board game or a game of the hat game or linkee or something STAT
At the big age of 30 I should be able to accept that not everyone I meet is going to like me but tbh that's ridiculous because I'm a delight!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
At the big age of 30 I should be able to accept that not everyone I meet is going to like me but tbh that's ridiculous because I'm a delight!!
Had a wonderful and lovely Christmas day with friends and now they've all left and I'm a lil sad
December 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Had a wonderful and lovely Christmas day with friends and now they've all left and I'm a lil sad
I made a full Christmas dinner today and didn't burn the flat down or injure anyone and everyone said it was nice so that's a win
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I made a full Christmas dinner today and didn't burn the flat down or injure anyone and everyone said it was nice so that's a win
Is Carol Singers the same Christmas Carol everyone talks about?
Or are they two different women?
Or are they two different women?
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Is Carol Singers the same Christmas Carol everyone talks about?
Or are they two different women?
Or are they two different women?
I think I post about this in some context every year
But I will never understand people who go out and get shit faced in their home town on Christmas eve...
But I will never understand people who go out and get shit faced in their home town on Christmas eve...
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I think I post about this in some context every year
But I will never understand people who go out and get shit faced in their home town on Christmas eve...
But I will never understand people who go out and get shit faced in their home town on Christmas eve...
I feel like as I've got older I've started to appreciate The Holiday more and Love Actually less 🤔🤔
December 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I feel like as I've got older I've started to appreciate The Holiday more and Love Actually less 🤔🤔
In an extremely uncharacteristically organised move I've actually remembered to refill my repeat prescription before everything closes for Christmas
Yay me
Yay me
December 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In an extremely uncharacteristically organised move I've actually remembered to refill my repeat prescription before everything closes for Christmas
Yay me
Yay me
Finally got the new Instagram layout so I guess it's time to kill myself
December 23, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Finally got the new Instagram layout so I guess it's time to kill myself
How many sets of bee themed bedding do two f*ggots need?
December 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
How many sets of bee themed bedding do two f*ggots need?
2 years since I bought these beautiful lilac cords and only got to wear them for about a week before my ass killed them 😤
December 22, 2025 at 9:34 AM
2 years since I bought these beautiful lilac cords and only got to wear them for about a week before my ass killed them 😤
Green circle is getting fed today but don't wanna forget about my bloomfs 😘
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Green circle is getting fed today but don't wanna forget about my bloomfs 😘
Midnight Cowboy by JADE is kind of a bop but I wish the verses were different and didn't repeat
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Midnight Cowboy by JADE is kind of a bop but I wish the verses were different and didn't repeat
The west coast mainline really is so hateful
Trains always rammed
Only one good stop (Manchester)
Avanti.
The whole line seems to be a phone signal back spot
Trains always rammed
Only one good stop (Manchester)
Avanti.
The whole line seems to be a phone signal back spot
December 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The west coast mainline really is so hateful
Trains always rammed
Only one good stop (Manchester)
Avanti.
The whole line seems to be a phone signal back spot
Trains always rammed
Only one good stop (Manchester)
Avanti.
The whole line seems to be a phone signal back spot
Been going to the gym fairly consistently now for about 2 years and I've definitely put on some mass which is nice but I just feel like I've got no definition
Which is annoying and I feel like it belies all the effort I'm putting in
Like where the fuck are my biceps??
Which is annoying and I feel like it belies all the effort I'm putting in
Like where the fuck are my biceps??
December 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Been going to the gym fairly consistently now for about 2 years and I've definitely put on some mass which is nice but I just feel like I've got no definition
Which is annoying and I feel like it belies all the effort I'm putting in
Like where the fuck are my biceps??
Which is annoying and I feel like it belies all the effort I'm putting in
Like where the fuck are my biceps??
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My ass is more important than oxygen 😇
December 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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One of the lads from I kissed a boy was in the club last night and oh my god the sheer amount of photo taking and videoing and peacocking
It looked exhausting
It looked exhausting
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
One of the lads from I kissed a boy was in the club last night and oh my god the sheer amount of photo taking and videoing and peacocking
It looked exhausting
It looked exhausting
Hellbent was fun
More fetish-y events which play pop music I say!
(And in London please)
More fetish-y events which play pop music I say!
(And in London please)
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Hellbent was fun
More fetish-y events which play pop music I say!
(And in London please)
More fetish-y events which play pop music I say!
(And in London please)
I'm tired in just about every definition of the word but here's me in a singlet I guess
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm tired in just about every definition of the word but here's me in a singlet I guess
Watching Anthony Joshua beat the shit out of Jake Paul I've never been more attracted to him 🤤🫦
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Watching Anthony Joshua beat the shit out of Jake Paul I've never been more attracted to him 🤤🫦