Patrick
@patrickwb95.bsky.social
'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
If found, please return to @jacksayspurple
🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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I dropped my glasses between the treadmills at Barry's and had to use the end of a mop to get them out 😞
Love all the gayboys celebrating their loves today 😍🥹🥰
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Love all the gayboys celebrating their loves today 😍🥹🥰
Maybe I'm just really sheltered but I just don't believe this actually happens that often irl
oomfs tomorrow when they see the men they've been flirting with for months posting their bfs/partners/husbands for valentine's
A close-up of a woman looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
Alt: A close-up of a woman's face looking puzzled, with math equations appearing in front of her as she thinks.
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February 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Maybe I'm just really sheltered but I just don't believe this actually happens that often irl
I NEEEEEEEED to stop eating like absolute shit!!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I NEEEEEEEED to stop eating like absolute shit!!!!!!!
Actually feeling extremely self conscious about this lately lol 😗✌🏻🤪
My tits feel heavy but still frustratingly lopsided 😮💨
Benched a new pb yesterday ✌🏻
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Actually feeling extremely self conscious about this lately lol 😗✌🏻🤪
West Ham posting vids of people getting their haircut on tiktok is objectively very funny
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
West Ham posting vids of people getting their haircut on tiktok is objectively very funny
Can't believe I'm so unhappy with my body when I just inhaled a massive carbonara and mini pizza
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Can't believe I'm so unhappy with my body when I just inhaled a massive carbonara and mini pizza
Gaga in the dressing room afterwards
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Gaga in the dressing room afterwards
Catching up on the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Catching up on the halftime show
Has anyone ever paid full price for box underwear?
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Has anyone ever paid full price for box underwear?
Haven't taken any lewds for a while, should fix that
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Haven't taken any lewds for a while, should fix that
Everyone's in Japan and I'm jealous 😠
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Everyone's in Japan and I'm jealous 😠
There's a lot of mullets in rugby 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
There's a lot of mullets in rugby 🤔
They're all absolutely drenched 👁️🫦👁️
I would like a Heated Rivalry style experience to happen between me and each member of both the Scottish and Italian rugby teams ☺️ #SixNations
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
They're all absolutely drenched 👁️🫦👁️
I would like a Heated Rivalry style experience to happen between me and each member of both the Scottish and Italian rugby teams ☺️ #SixNations
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I would like a Heated Rivalry style experience to happen between me and each member of both the Scottish and Italian rugby teams ☺️ #SixNations
Where do American surnames like this come from??
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Where do American surnames like this come from??
King of going to the gym and then coming home and eating like shit to negate all the benefit
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
King of going to the gym and then coming home and eating like shit to negate all the benefit
Spotify AI DJ will just say anything
It just popped up and told me these songs had a 'baking vibe' then played Beat Up Chanels by Slayyyter
It just popped up and told me these songs had a 'baking vibe' then played Beat Up Chanels by Slayyyter
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Spotify AI DJ will just say anything
It just popped up and told me these songs had a 'baking vibe' then played Beat Up Chanels by Slayyyter
It just popped up and told me these songs had a 'baking vibe' then played Beat Up Chanels by Slayyyter
I reserve the right to complain about my body despite the fact that I've only eaten pasta and tiramisu today 😤
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I reserve the right to complain about my body despite the fact that I've only eaten pasta and tiramisu today 😤
I'm always surprised that Brighton pride doesn't seem to attract the same amount of ire as Manchester does/did
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm always surprised that Brighton pride doesn't seem to attract the same amount of ire as Manchester does/did
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻
If your name is Alexander, and you shorten it to anything other than 'Alex', you're a posho
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If your name is Alexander, and you shorten it to anything other than 'Alex', you're a posho
I miss when drag race was on Netflix
I wanna rewatch season 6
I wanna rewatch season 6
February 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I miss when drag race was on Netflix
I wanna rewatch season 6
I wanna rewatch season 6