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Patrick
@patrickwb95.bsky.social
'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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I dropped my glasses between the treadmills at Barry's and had to use the end of a mop to get them out 😞
Happy V day gays.💘
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Love all the gayboys celebrating their loves today 😍🥹🥰
February 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Maybe I'm just really sheltered but I just don't believe this actually happens that often irl
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I NEEEEEEEED to stop eating like absolute shit!!!!!!!
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Actually feeling extremely self conscious about this lately lol 😗✌🏻🤪
My tits feel heavy but still frustratingly lopsided 😮‍💨
Benched a new pb yesterday ✌🏻
February 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Well yes
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 AM
West Ham posting vids of people getting their haircut on tiktok is objectively very funny
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Can't believe I'm so unhappy with my body when I just inhaled a massive carbonara and mini pizza
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Werk lewks
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Gaga in the dressing room afterwards
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Catching up on the halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Has anyone ever paid full price for box underwear?
February 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Haven't taken any lewds for a while, should fix that
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Everyone's in Japan and I'm jealous 😠
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 AM
There's a lot of mullets in rugby 🤔
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
They're all absolutely drenched 👁️🫦👁️
I would like a Heated Rivalry style experience to happen between me and each member of both the Scottish and Italian rugby teams ☺️ #SixNations
February 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I would like a Heated Rivalry style experience to happen between me and each member of both the Scottish and Italian rugby teams ☺️ #SixNations
February 7, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Where do American surnames like this come from??
February 7, 2026 at 10:26 AM
King of going to the gym and then coming home and eating like shit to negate all the benefit
February 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Spotify AI DJ will just say anything
It just popped up and told me these songs had a 'baking vibe' then played Beat Up Chanels by Slayyyter
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I beat Chronos!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!! #Hades2
February 3, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I reserve the right to complain about my body despite the fact that I've only eaten pasta and tiramisu today 😤
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I'm always surprised that Brighton pride doesn't seem to attract the same amount of ire as Manchester does/did
Imo Brighton is even more commercial but people seem to care less
Or I'm just more tuned into Manchester cause Northern 🤷🏻
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
If your name is Alexander, and you shorten it to anything other than 'Alex', you're a posho
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I miss when drag race was on Netflix
I wanna rewatch season 6
February 1, 2026 at 4:39 PM