Patrick-ed: For Good
@patrickwb95.bsky.social
'A young homosexual with his whole life ahead of him'. 30. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️. 👬🏻. All views are my own etc.
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🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
If found, please return to @jacksayspurple
🏠🏢 - London
Insta: patrickoo95
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I need to stop getting a bit drunk and buying things online
November 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I need to stop getting a bit drunk and buying things online
I've had a bit of wine so...
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I've had a bit of wine so...
Landlords threatening to sell up now that renters have been given more rights and protections is really (as the kids say) saying the quiet part out loud.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Landlords threatening to sell up now that renters have been given more rights and protections is really (as the kids say) saying the quiet part out loud.
Close friends saw it but posting for the bloomfs too 🥥🥥
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Close friends saw it but posting for the bloomfs too 🥥🥥
Lily Allen if she were performing a song about a woman who she's just met who's a middle aged long jumper:
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Lily Allen if she were performing a song about a woman who she's just met who's a middle aged long jumper:
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
"Who the fuck is Rosalind"
They really were like "Anya Chalotra get your tits out" at every opportunity
Rewatching The Witcher with jack and the opening episode of series one actually really does slap
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They really were like "Anya Chalotra get your tits out" at every opportunity
It's a loose end weekend and I'm climbing up the walls a bit
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's a loose end weekend and I'm climbing up the walls a bit
I'm really over this series of Drag race UK
It's just poo
It's just poo
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I'm really over this series of Drag race UK
It's just poo
It's just poo
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a kitchen implement used for slicing vegetables very thin:
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a kitchen implement used for slicing vegetables very thin:
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
"But you're not a stranger mandoline"
Those kinds of straight men who think that debate is the same as conversation 😮💨🙄😒
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Those kinds of straight men who think that debate is the same as conversation 😮💨🙄😒
Traitors is over now 😀
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Traitors is over now 😀
Sometimes tiktok influencers tell me that something in London is really popular and it makes me realise that there's so many different ways to experience this city because I've never heard of the thing they're talking about
November 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sometimes tiktok influencers tell me that something in London is really popular and it makes me realise that there's so many different ways to experience this city because I've never heard of the thing they're talking about
Is someone actually going to do The Lady Cassandra O'Brien.Delta 17 for Snatch Game??
November 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Is someone actually going to do The Lady Cassandra O'Brien.Delta 17 for Snatch Game??
Just stumbled into a twitter hole where Starmerites are calling Lib Dems 'piss diamonds' which is unreasonably funny to me 😂😭
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Just stumbled into a twitter hole where Starmerites are calling Lib Dems 'piss diamonds' which is unreasonably funny to me 😂😭
My expensive paint sample pots have arrived 🫦
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My expensive paint sample pots have arrived 🫦
I kept myself at a distance from the NYC mayoral race (to avoid disappointment) so I'd not seen any campaign ads etc until now
Damn Mamdani had some FIT campaign branding. That font 🫦 the colour scheme 😩
Damn Mamdani had some FIT campaign branding. That font 🫦 the colour scheme 😩
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I kept myself at a distance from the NYC mayoral race (to avoid disappointment) so I'd not seen any campaign ads etc until now
Damn Mamdani had some FIT campaign branding. That font 🫦 the colour scheme 😩
Damn Mamdani had some FIT campaign branding. That font 🫦 the colour scheme 😩
John Lewis have really hit their target market on the head with this year's advert
November 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
John Lewis have really hit their target market on the head with this year's advert
Me arriving at the People Magazine offices last month to make sure this happened
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Me arriving at the People Magazine offices last month to make sure this happened
Rewatching The Witcher with jack and the opening episode of series one actually really does slap
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Rewatching The Witcher with jack and the opening episode of series one actually really does slap
When did the gym world stop talking about leg and arm day etc and start talking about push and pull day??
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
When did the gym world stop talking about leg and arm day etc and start talking about push and pull day??
Just need to lose some damn body fat and then I'll be happy 😠
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Just need to lose some damn body fat and then I'll be happy 😠
Had a dream about a highschool fling and then a different highschool fling appears on my Instagram this morning 🤨
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Had a dream about a highschool fling and then a different highschool fling appears on my Instagram this morning 🤨