Sally J
@scjacka.bsky.social
She/Her 🏳️🌈🩷💙💜
Cat Lady Who Thinks She’s Hilarious
Disney | Cartoons | Theme Parks | Comics
Cat Lady Who Thinks She’s Hilarious
Disney | Cartoons | Theme Parks | Comics
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Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿♂️
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Is this Heated Rivalry?!
January 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Is this Heated Rivalry?!
Kinda bummed to not be at the last night of Viva Navidad which is usually tradition, but with the rain making it unlikely it’d actually go today & the whole meh-ness of this entire holiday season it was probably a good choice. Only worried about it returning next year because of Coco Construction
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Kinda bummed to not be at the last night of Viva Navidad which is usually tradition, but with the rain making it unlikely it’d actually go today & the whole meh-ness of this entire holiday season it was probably a good choice. Only worried about it returning next year because of Coco Construction
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Yeah, this is definitely a clean the house and stop looking at the internet kind of day
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Yeah, this is definitely a clean the house and stop looking at the internet kind of day
This is not what I expected but I assume actor is because we watched all the Final Destinations
January 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This is not what I expected but I assume actor is because we watched all the Final Destinations
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Getting off Twitter, a platform which gleefully allows users to post revenge porn and child pornography with no oversight or regulation, also includes "just popping over there to grab screenshots to post on BlueSky" by the way.
January 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Getting off Twitter, a platform which gleefully allows users to post revenge porn and child pornography with no oversight or regulation, also includes "just popping over there to grab screenshots to post on BlueSky" by the way.
As per usual, fuck people who shoot off fireworks for holidays
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
As per usual, fuck people who shoot off fireworks for holidays
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Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness
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happy new year to all my extremely online friends
January 1, 2024 at 7:22 AM
happy new year to all my extremely online friends
I just keep yelling “I’m out of words” today because I can’t finish sentences so my NYE day’s going great
December 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I just keep yelling “I’m out of words” today because I can’t finish sentences so my NYE day’s going great
I just think she’s neat is all
🐍 Lurking and ready to strike!
"The fates do have their little surprises, do they not? No less so for me than you, as my appearance gives stark testimony."
Available from January 1, 2026, 6PM PT - January 29, 2026, 6PM PT.
#MarvelRivals
"The fates do have their little surprises, do they not? No less so for me than you, as my appearance gives stark testimony."
Available from January 1, 2026, 6PM PT - January 29, 2026, 6PM PT.
#MarvelRivals
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I just think she’s neat is all
Got home from Phoenix last night and she lives here now!
December 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Got home from Phoenix last night and she lives here now!
Do I start playing Marvel Rivals just to try to get Lady Loki or nah?
December 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Do I start playing Marvel Rivals just to try to get Lady Loki or nah?
Oh, a cute pencil box from when I was a kid….. oh never mind (the 90s were wild)
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Oh, a cute pencil box from when I was a kid….. oh never mind (the 90s were wild)
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
🎶 THAT’S A BIG BABY 🎶 (The only Cameo I have or ever will buy and it was WAY worth it)
This year we had a normal Christmas so we played @amerrill2.bsky.social’s cameo from last year for my daughter Zoe. She’s one now so focused on maybe 50% of it. But every time we play it brings me to tears in a good way.
December 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
🎶 THAT’S A BIG BABY 🎶 (The only Cameo I have or ever will buy and it was WAY worth it)
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"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Six-piece Chicken McNobody" is hands-down THE most withering insult known to man
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Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're reading this, he did it again. That crazy bastard did it again.
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone! If you're reading this, he did it again. That crazy bastard did it again.
Christmas Eve and my parents are talking back at Bob’s Burgers 😍😍
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Christmas Eve and my parents are talking back at Bob’s Burgers 😍😍
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
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Using AI for “you’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf…” memes is the ultimate combining of two of the most insufferable social media trends.
December 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Using AI for “you’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf…” memes is the ultimate combining of two of the most insufferable social media trends.