Patrick Scarborough
@scarizard.bsky.social
design, divination, dopamine & donkey kong. professional friend. they/he.
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stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
October 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude
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Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
December 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Nice harbinger dipshit, is it of things to come???
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This “TCG Card Shop Simulator” looks incredibly unrealistic. How am I supposed to maintain my immersion with that many cis people at the game store
October 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This “TCG Card Shop Simulator” looks incredibly unrealistic. How am I supposed to maintain my immersion with that many cis people at the game store
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gruesome Newsom will abandon anyone for power, even you
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
gruesome Newsom will abandon anyone for power, even you
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Many of you in the replies
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Many of you in the replies
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no yeehaws today
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
no yeehaws today
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sometimes when you take a big break it's to have a mental reset and work on some healthy habits. then some weeks, Hades 2 comes out and you can't do anything else for 100 hours...
October 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
sometimes when you take a big break it's to have a mental reset and work on some healthy habits. then some weeks, Hades 2 comes out and you can't do anything else for 100 hours...
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September 29, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
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I don't get to use axes but that flavor text...
"Kneel. For the final time."
so fucking good
"Kneel. For the final time."
so fucking good
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Just one week left on my contract with Blizzard! I'll soon be open to freelance and fulltime work in games and games-adjacent media.
My contract with Blizzard sadly ends in just two weeks. Come October, I'll be looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
September 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Just one week left on my contract with Blizzard! I'll soon be open to freelance and fulltime work in games and games-adjacent media.
twerked to try and fix my internet today and instead killed my raid group
anyways cannot emphasize enough that our raid leader got up, walked away from the PC, dropped it low, before coming back to start to pull in order to bless the pull so we don't wipe and then someone we were catastrophically all mind controlled and killed by each other, mass death, apocalyptic
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
twerked to try and fix my internet today and instead killed my raid group
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
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Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Replacing "transgender is like ferrari" with "transgender is like microwave" from now on after this great bit
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything
June 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ms Piggy is an important concept for children to be exposed to: an absolute ten who can do anything
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this whole conversation felt like the prosecution scene from "a few good men"
September 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
this whole conversation felt like the prosecution scene from "a few good men"