sassy detritus
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i do not live in idaho
i do not live in idaho
but sometimes when the wind blows slow
and mountains rise up capped with snow
i wonder what it's like to know
the quiet life in idaho
i do not live in idaho
but sometimes when the wind blows slow
and mountains rise up capped with snow
i wonder what it's like to know
the quiet life in idaho
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This is how we dooo ittttt
November 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This is how we dooo ittttt
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
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reminds me it's almost time for....
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
reminds me it's almost time for....
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*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*seeing a Detroit legend is about to rise out of the stage behind Jack White* please be Robocop
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For 🇬🇧 viewers-
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Martin Lewis: My instant Budget reaction – how it affects the pound in your pocket
YouTube video by Martin Lewis
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November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
For 🇬🇧 viewers-
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Campbell's soup would like to inquire about that fake turkey meat recipe.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Campbell's soup would like to inquire about that fake turkey meat recipe.
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Why did Governor Bradford celebrate Thanksgiving with the Wampanoag? Because he became too woke.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why did Governor Bradford celebrate Thanksgiving with the Wampanoag? Because he became too woke.
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Because West Virginia national guard absolutely shouldn't have been there, the administration reaction will be that much more extreme to head off those questions.
REPORTER: There are people upset with the president, believing the National Guard members shouldn't have been there
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
PIRRO: I don't even wanna talk about whether they should've been there. We ought to kiss the ground and thank God that the president said it's time to bring in more law enforcement
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Because West Virginia national guard absolutely shouldn't have been there, the administration reaction will be that much more extreme to head off those questions.
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Okay I’ve watched about a thousand YouTube videos and I think I’ve got this. I’ve got my frozen turkey, I’ve filled the flimsiest container I could find to the brim with scalding hot oil and placed it in my living room and the whole family is gathered around live-streaming this is gonna be awesome
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Okay I’ve watched about a thousand YouTube videos and I think I’ve got this. I’ve got my frozen turkey, I’ve filled the flimsiest container I could find to the brim with scalding hot oil and placed it in my living room and the whole family is gathered around live-streaming this is gonna be awesome
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Today, I am thankful for every animal rescue, every rescuer, every rescue supporter and to those who love animals and fight everyday for their right to live long and happy lives. If you are reading this, it's likely YOU.
Now, back for a 3rd nap in my FOREVER home.
Now, back for a 3rd nap in my FOREVER home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Today, I am thankful for every animal rescue, every rescuer, every rescue supporter and to those who love animals and fight everyday for their right to live long and happy lives. If you are reading this, it's likely YOU.
Now, back for a 3rd nap in my FOREVER home.
Now, back for a 3rd nap in my FOREVER home.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Evolution isn't infallible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Evolution isn't infallible.
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Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
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Woke up this morning with sudden terrible neck pain. Twisted my ankle going down the stairs and then I sliced my finger on a can of beans.
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Woke up this morning with sudden terrible neck pain. Twisted my ankle going down the stairs and then I sliced my finger on a can of beans.
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
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I will never catch and kill a story about a deranged zombie man who wants to kill children. That's the Thor Benson promise
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I will never catch and kill a story about a deranged zombie man who wants to kill children. That's the Thor Benson promise
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I’m sure Trump’s cratering approval will be fixed by him getting away with more crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m sure Trump’s cratering approval will be fixed by him getting away with more crimes.
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I know it's been a fucking decade, but the fact that some are JUST NOW waking up to the fact that trump works for Russia will never NOT astound me.
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Traitor’: US representatives call for Trump envoy Witkoff to be fired after leaked Kremlin call
Republicans and Democrats warn Witkoff ‘cannot be trusted’ after reportedly advising officials on peace plan
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know it's been a fucking decade, but the fact that some are JUST NOW waking up to the fact that trump works for Russia will never NOT astound me.
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ll have what she’s having
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I laid an egg. 🪺
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I laid an egg. 🪺
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This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport