sassy detritus
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i do not live in idaho
i do not live in idaho
but sometimes when the wind blows slow
and mountains rise up capped with snow
i wonder what it's like to know
the quiet life in idaho
i do not live in idaho
but sometimes when the wind blows slow
and mountains rise up capped with snow
i wonder what it's like to know
the quiet life in idaho
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November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Evolution isn't infallible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Evolution isn't infallible.
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Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Democracy on life support in the gloaming.
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Woke up this morning with sudden terrible neck pain. Twisted my ankle going down the stairs and then I sliced my finger on a can of beans.
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Woke up this morning with sudden terrible neck pain. Twisted my ankle going down the stairs and then I sliced my finger on a can of beans.
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
Prepping a turkey breast on one foot with one hand without being able to look down was a new challenge, but I was up for it!
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I will never catch and kill a story about a deranged zombie man who wants to kill children. That's the Thor Benson promise
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I will never catch and kill a story about a deranged zombie man who wants to kill children. That's the Thor Benson promise
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I’m sure Trump’s cratering approval will be fixed by him getting away with more crimes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m sure Trump’s cratering approval will be fixed by him getting away with more crimes.
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I know it's been a fucking decade, but the fact that some are JUST NOW waking up to the fact that trump works for Russia will never NOT astound me.
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Traitor’: US representatives call for Trump envoy Witkoff to be fired after leaked Kremlin call
Republicans and Democrats warn Witkoff ‘cannot be trusted’ after reportedly advising officials on peace plan
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I know it's been a fucking decade, but the fact that some are JUST NOW waking up to the fact that trump works for Russia will never NOT astound me.
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The problem is these morons actually think it's just witkoff and refuse to believe that he's a proxy for YamTits.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is Rosie. We do not know what she is asking for, but we need you to give it to her right away. 13/10 please hurry (IG: rosalinathepittie)
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I’ll have what she’s having
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I’ll have what she’s having
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I laid an egg. 🪺
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I laid an egg. 🪺
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This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is one of the last days I get to post these absolutely curséd animations I made for eel facts season. I think I'll post them in a thread here for posterity.
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
Get a calendar at EelFacts.net
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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Dude. You have any tattoos ?
Um…
Um…
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Dude. You have any tattoos ?
Um…
Um…
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The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The draft dodging idiot posted a pic of this West Point plaque. It contains these words:
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
“Our American Code of Military Obedience requires that, should orders and the law ever conflict, our officers must obey the law.”
That is precisely what Senator Mark Kelly told officers to do. #NoSedition
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I'm not this person I guess, I don't have any Republicans let alone MAGA in my life. The political is personal and vice-versa.
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
www.messageboxnews.com/p/how-to-han...
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
www.messageboxnews.com/p/how-to-han...
How to Handle Your MAGA Uncle at Thanksgiving (Without Ruining Dinner)
Some facts and messages for the inevitable, awkward political conversation over Turkey.
www.messageboxnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not this person I guess, I don't have any Republicans let alone MAGA in my life. The political is personal and vice-versa.
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
www.messageboxnews.com/p/how-to-han...
But here's some advice by the PodSave Bros...
www.messageboxnews.com/p/how-to-han...
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"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"device hoarding" also known as: When someone hasn't replaced the one phone that they have in a few years because they had no reason to. Words used to mean things.
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The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The type of things that happen when a foolish reality TV actor appoints a petty, drunk talk show chatterbox to run our military:
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I have found the more I learned about my neurodivergence, the less I wanted to drink alcohol, and I already drank pretty rarely (like once a month). Now I only have alcohol a few times a year, and many more places stock ginger beer, my go-to drink at bars and restaurants.
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I have found the more I learned about my neurodivergence, the less I wanted to drink alcohol, and I already drank pretty rarely (like once a month). Now I only have alcohol a few times a year, and many more places stock ginger beer, my go-to drink at bars and restaurants.
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Happy Tuesday frens! Make it a bootiful day jus wike u!!!
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Happy Tuesday frens! Make it a bootiful day jus wike u!!!
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Many say this will be a record-breaking Thanksgiving for travel. President Trump says he is considering an extension of the Affordable Care Act. An unexpected delivery hits a Medford home. Stay in "The Loop" with WBZ NewsRadio.
Morning Report: Tuesday, November 25, 2025 - The Loop From WBZ NewsRadio
www.iheart.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Many say this will be a record-breaking Thanksgiving for travel. President Trump says he is considering an extension of the Affordable Care Act. An unexpected delivery hits a Medford home. Stay in "The Loop" with WBZ NewsRadio.
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As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.
Viola Fletcher, Oldest Survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Dies at 111
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a survivor of the Tulsa Race Massacre, Viola Ford Fletcher bravely shared her story so that we’d never forget this painful part of our history. Michelle and I are grateful for her lifelong work to advance civil rights, and send our love to her family.