JP
@jaypers.bsky.social
Baseball prospector, minor league baseball enthusiast and cynical citizen. I don't support the Tangerine Palpatine.
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JP
@jaypers.bsky.social
· Jan 29
Your "peace president". Fuck the trump administration.
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Your "peace president". Fuck the trump administration.
So if Nicolás Maduro gets convicted of, say, 34 felonies, does that qualify him to serve as our next president?
Just checking.
Just checking.
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
So if Nicolás Maduro gets convicted of, say, 34 felonies, does that qualify him to serve as our next president?
Just checking.
Just checking.
We can add murder and kidnapping to the list of charges against him after this unprovoked US aggression in Venezuela.
At what point are Republicans going to grow enough of a spine and testicles to remove this homegrown threat from power?
At what point are Republicans going to grow enough of a spine and testicles to remove this homegrown threat from power?
January 3, 2026 at 12:39 PM
We can add murder and kidnapping to the list of charges against him after this unprovoked US aggression in Venezuela.
At what point are Republicans going to grow enough of a spine and testicles to remove this homegrown threat from power?
At what point are Republicans going to grow enough of a spine and testicles to remove this homegrown threat from power?
In MAGA world, it's sacrilegious for Mayor Mamdani to be sworn in on the Quran as Mayor of New York City, but it's perfectly alright for trump to not place his hand on any book at all when being sworn in as president.
Yeah, ok.
Yeah, ok.
January 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
In MAGA world, it's sacrilegious for Mayor Mamdani to be sworn in on the Quran as Mayor of New York City, but it's perfectly alright for trump to not place his hand on any book at all when being sworn in as president.
Yeah, ok.
Yeah, ok.
The Jack Smith transcript is everyone's New Year's present. Can't wait for the ketchup to start flying from the orange manbaby.
BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
December 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Jack Smith transcript is everyone's New Year's present. Can't wait for the ketchup to start flying from the orange manbaby.
Happy New Year to everyone except 1) the entire trump criminal cabal, 2) the ultra wealthy and celebrities who enable his illegal actions, 3) the MAGA lemmings who spread his lies (all of whom belong to a homegrown terrorist organization), and 4) the supermajority of the GOP, who defend pedophiles.
a greeting card that says wishing you a very happy new year 2026
ALT: a greeting card that says wishing you a very happy new year 2026
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy New Year to everyone except 1) the entire trump criminal cabal, 2) the ultra wealthy and celebrities who enable his illegal actions, 3) the MAGA lemmings who spread his lies (all of whom belong to a homegrown terrorist organization), and 4) the supermajority of the GOP, who defend pedophiles.
What do Greenland, Venezuela and Nigeria have in common? 🙄
December 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
What do Greenland, Venezuela and Nigeria have in common? 🙄
Reposted by JP
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sums MAGA up perfectly.
Translation - "Everything in these Epstein files are true except for anything with Trump's name." 🙄 FFS.
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Translation - "Everything in these Epstein files are true except for anything with Trump's name." 🙄 FFS.
Introducing the USS Bone Spurs.
Comes complete with its' own ballroom.
Comes complete with its' own ballroom.
Trump: "The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person"
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Introducing the USS Bone Spurs.
Comes complete with its' own ballroom.
Comes complete with its' own ballroom.
One more time - the deleted CBS CECOT piece. Watch while you can.
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
👿👿 OH MY GOD ‼️ The Drumpf cruelty and illegal actions MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! Send them all to CECOT … BOTOX BITCH, HOMAN, BONDI, PATEL, DRUMPF😈😈🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
open.substack.com/pub/muellers...
👿👿 OH MY GOD ‼️ The Drumpf cruelty and illegal actions MUST BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE! Send them all to CECOT … BOTOX BITCH, HOMAN, BONDI, PATEL, DRUMPF😈😈🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
open.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
One more time - the deleted CBS CECOT piece. Watch while you can.
I'll take "Things trump would never say in a million years" for $1000, Alex.
NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.
He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'll take "Things trump would never say in a million years" for $1000, Alex.
Best Epstein files tweet ever?
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Best Epstein files tweet ever?
You can redact all you want, but we can all read between the lines.
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
You can redact all you want, but we can all read between the lines.
In trump math, Pam Bondi and the DOJ reduced the number of words in the Epstein files by 400%, 500%, even 600%!
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
In trump math, Pam Bondi and the DOJ reduced the number of words in the Epstein files by 400%, 500%, even 600%!
Monday: Mass Shooting.
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
Wednesday: Mass Shooting.
Thursday: Mass Shooting.
Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.
Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
Wednesday: Mass Shooting.
Thursday: Mass Shooting.
Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.
Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Monday: Mass Shooting.
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
Wednesday: Mass Shooting.
Thursday: Mass Shooting.
Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.
Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”
Tuesday: Mass Shooting.
Wednesday: Mass Shooting.
Thursday: Mass Shooting.
Friday: Mass Shooting.
Saturday: Mass Shooting.
Sunday: Mass Shooting.
Republicans: “We gotta do something about trans people playing sports.”
The only thing missing from trump's speech was "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The only thing missing from trump's speech was "Live from New York, it's Saturday night!"
The trump meter broke tonight.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The trump meter broke tonight.
Pinocchio's nose just grew so long from that speech, it reached Venezuela.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Pinocchio's nose just grew so long from that speech, it reached Venezuela.