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Gratuitous Sorkin reference.
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Hate having crushes at my big age I'm too tired for it actually
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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The athletes calling for a better America — or even saying they represent the best aims of America — are more truly patriotic than JD Vance could ever claim to be.
February 7, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Relatedly, I was watching Billie Joe sub Stephen Miller's name into Holiday the other day and YouTube helpfully gave me a 2020/2021 video (not sure which, but early pandemic era when there were no people at the games) of Green Day performing for the NFL and they did Holiday
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Well this is an interesting post
GREEN DAY AT THE SUPER BOWL TOMORROW🔥
February 8, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Not so much a fashion statement as a weather statement. (It is -5F without the windchill.)
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
There are no words for how much I am annoyed by the annual "here is how we're keeping the Super Bowl safe" news segment.
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Relatedly, it's 20 years later now, so it is time to genderswap that old man right into menopause and wake him up in a puddle of sweat.
Going through a lot of bandfic recs, noticing all the genderswap, and thinking, you know, there should really be a sort of subgenre where the guy wakes up genderswapped and with his period. Because periods are hateful enough to do that to you.
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I'm unpacking a box from Chewy and the cans are soooo cold I can hardly touch them
February 7, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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today's weather
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Eartha just head butted my arm while I was holding tea, so the hoodie I washed a couple hours ago is no longer clean. And my arm is cold and wet.
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Going through a lot of bandfic recs, noticing all the genderswap, and thinking, you know, there should really be a sort of subgenre where the guy wakes up genderswapped and with his period. Because periods are hateful enough to do that to you.
February 7, 2026 at 7:15 AM
I don't listen to Folie much and these sure are some 2008 quality mp3s I have
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
After two days of "why do my legs itch to the point I am scratching them raw?" we have now added "why is my deodorant burning?" so I'm going to assume I am allergic to the moisturizing strip thing on this cheap brand of razors I don't remember buying. Also. MY LEGS ITCH.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
My dad got a hearing aid today because I successfully scared the hell out of him with the little Reader's Digest blurb about hearing loss contributing to dementia, so now I have to learn to talk without yelling after like 20+ years.
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Is Tumblr down or -- oh, wait, I see it trending, that answers that 😭
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Nothing like looking at the title in your kudos email and having no idea what the hell it's from.
February 6, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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I'm tired of people acting like the federal government can just send paramilitaries to polling places and it's something they're allowed to do, because it's not. Stop treating Trump administration threats to do election crimes as though they're a simple administrative disagreement and not a crime.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Screech has been occupying the guest room for a month and her body has decided it is summer so she's shedding her thick winter coat every-freaking-where
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The county commissioners meeting about potentially barring cooperation with ICE was packed with people in favor of the move. Even the Republican made noises about not being fond of ICE.

Not only are we going to win, but we are in the process of winning.
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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When the theme from Taxi had a baby with the theme from M*A*S*H...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZTU...
Ahmad Jamal - MASH (1973)
YouTube video by trademark1874
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
#lrt idk what to tell you if you can't figure out how to do a meal plan for a week that incorporates cilantro twice instead of once so you use up the whole bunch. Actually, I do: put the stems in a glass of water, put the plastic produce bag over the leaves, and save it for next week.
February 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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fish sauce and chili peppers are her go-to for inflexible ingredients? really?
why are we like this in america
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I have about 45 iPod minis in this house and I am going to find one and format it because 2006 was probably the last time it was easy to sync a playlist from your laptop to your iThing.
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 AM
In the absence of a functioning computer with optical drive, I am slapping a CD against my phone to see if that will magically transfer its music to a device where I can listen to it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:26 AM
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Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
www.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:23 PM