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Gratuitous Sorkin reference.
I wonder at what point during or after bugging out to the cave Hawkeye had an ah-ha moment about him and Margaret in the hut.
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Once I finish watching M*A*S*H, I'm going to watch it again. And maybe a third time after that.
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I thought I'd look for a new Blu-ray player because mine doesn't receive the signal from the remote unless you stand in a certain part of the room, has terrible sound, and has even worse menu capabilities, but I'm not shelling out $500 for a 4K Blu-ray player when I've got a 20-year-old HD TV.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I was worried my monstera had root rot because it wasn't standing upright and it was constantly in wet soil, but $25 dollars of soil additives later, I can say the roots are fine and it's just being a vine.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I just watched Inga and was like, hey, I wrote a post-ep for this a few years ago, I should see if it was any good.

It is, but I wrote in in 2012. That is a far cry from the three or so years ago I guessed.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Caught a giraffe stag on my first try, whee.
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I was thinking the other day I should get into MCR and they're on the radio now and yeah I don't think that's going to happen.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Hammie had turkey the last few nights and now she's throwing a fit because she can smell it in the turkey salad but I'm not giving her anything with mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I think we're gonna learn how badly we fucked up regulating this stuff when the next 10 years turn into streamers and smart tv manufacturers both trying to extort each other for bridge tolls, a version of cable carriage fees on steroids
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My mother asked me if I put the new container of bay leaves in the cabinet and I said yes and so she got out the only container which was in fact this relic (I have thrown the contents out)
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Do we really have to do this again?!
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There's a yard sign stuck in the roadside announcing the Air Force is hiring and it badly needs a sign beside it that says "we want YOU to follow illegal orders to murder people in boats."
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I usually use Black Friday to get ahead on cat food in case we have a bad storm and can't get to the store, but I have been so perpetually behind on cat food this year that I'm only getting food for the week. 😭 Ergo, we are so getting a blizzard this year.
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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so we are murdering people to stop drugs coming into the country and the president is pardoning someone who was in prison for bringing drugs, actual tons of drugs, into this country. So neither action is to stop drugs coming into the country. We are living in an Escher etching.
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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There's an urgent recall on a subset of FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus — they show FALSE LOW GLUCOSE READINGS.

The website to check the serial number of your sensors is

www.freestylecheck.com/us-en/home.h...
Home | FreeStyle - Abbott
www.freestylecheck.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
MASH and everything is the same but Hawkeye is from New York. Or MASH and everything is the same but Hawkeye has a Maine accent.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Commander Pierce is on and I know both the Watsonian and Doylist reasons this didn't happen but MARGARET SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN COMMAND and I'm never not going to be mad about it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Getting my dad an Apple Watch for Christmas and telling him he can only have it if he also uses the fucking Air Pods he got for his birthday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My phone informing me my period will probably start in the next 7 days exactly 57 minutes after I started having cramps 😩
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I resisted buying my favorite bikini in my favorite color when it was marked down to $10/piece a week ago because I don't *need* it, but at $7/piece, resistance is now futile.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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If I never ever hear the word “homeland” in regard to anything involving the US government ever again, it won’t be soon enough. That shit was always gonna be Nazi branding and so it is.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Re #lrt, Radar is talking about his mom being too old to date because she's almost 50 and oof I'm closer to Edna's age than Radar's
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 AM