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Gratuitous Sorkin reference.
My mother asked me if I put the new container of bay leaves in the cabinet and I said yes and so she got out the only container which was in fact this relic (I have thrown the contents out)
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New glasses! (I've technically had them for like two months now, so new is relative.) And old hat because of course it's raining when I didn't put my contacts in.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Speaking of plants, guess who's in bloom
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Big
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
He's probably thinking that's the worst cereal milk he's ever had in his life. Because it's cheese grits.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Behold the filth of my indoor-only cat and know that this is the cleaner side of him.
November 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Going up the stairs is just like this
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I would really like some long sleeve shirts that are a) not dresses and b) bright colors. You can't even tuck something in if it's this long because it just forms lumps under your pants.
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Um. This cat has never done this before. I'm getting nervous.
October 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Pilfer! There's a word we don't use enough these days. (It's big tubs of coffee in the box, so I think this is more a grand theft than pilfering situation.)
October 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
He's never done this before, but when he saw Callie on the scratcher, he said, okay, I'll climb up on something too.
October 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Alfred just oozed off the back of the couch to get closer to Louanne because he really wants to snuggle. Let's see how she feels about that
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The face of a cat who knows I want him off my comforter so I can sleep
September 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Two cats who are not getting what they want because they are failing to express themselves
September 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Holy shit? This was evidently added in iOS 18 but it's brand new to me and if it works I'm gonna cry
September 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I was going to say something about the Comey thing and the terrorism thing and the pharmaceutical tariffs thing all at once but then I saw this. 🫠 I guess fandom is indeed here?
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Behold! I have grown one tomato.
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have wanted one of these since they were hundreds of dollars. This one was $25 ☺️
September 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
She's been watching SNW for more than an hour, with a brief break to eat some pizza crust.
September 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
He put a hole in my fingertip grabbing for a treat, so I got out the glucometer and checked my blood sugar for laughs. He is now staring at me because he heard the zipper of the case and pop of the test strip vial and beeps of the monitor and wants his turn.
September 2, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Anyway I'm sure it will be fine
August 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Probably the last one of these I'll see for a while 😢
August 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM