Sarah Mayle
sarahmayle.bsky.social
Sarah Mayle
@sarahmayle.bsky.social
Silly goose
*working in retail*
Self checkout register has a sign that says, "hand scanner does not work". Customer rips off the sign and proceeds to try and use hand scanner 🥴
December 18, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Local church is trying to entice us with Potato Chip Sundays
December 10, 2024 at 4:29 PM
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I just had to......🤣🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Honestly, the nights before a day off are the best.
December 4, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
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I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.
December 1, 2024 at 12:51 AM
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waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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This ~ 💯%
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 AM
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(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies
November 26, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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nobody is making videos like 90s hip hop ones where it's a fisheye lens and the film is undercranked and busta rhymes is walking weird
November 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I love having normal people to interact with on social media ❤️
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Leave it to Bill to get it right.
November 16, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 AM
My grandmother, who was a highly superstitious woman, has made me afraid of marking days off the calendar early or flipping the calendar to a new month or year early for fear of catching "the bad luck". It has never worked.
November 16, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Hi everyone! 👋 I'm new here. I have no idea what I'm doing and I don't know anyone here but I heard this is where all the cool kids are.
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Cats.catscatscats.
November 14, 2024 at 8:42 AM